How To Kill A Date In Four Words...

[Aurora Black]

Piss on me, Ricky.

 

[zeb1094]

Ah, Golden Shower time!

 

[arienette]

The kids are home.

 

[rydia57]

Not until the honeymoon!



(and sometimes that's the first and last time they have sex)

 

[arienette]

I'm on the rag.

 

[Aurora Black]

Harder! Make me bleed!

 

[zeb1094]

Can my parents watch?

 

[Guest]

You like road kill?

 

[zeb1094]

You like road kill?

(it's been done further back in the thread.)

Let's shave your kitty!

 

[Guest]

(it's been done further back in the thread.)

Let's shave your kitty!

Sorry, I've been reading the Larry, Darryl and Darryl guide to picking up women.

Incest is good, huh?

 

[Xelebes]

Want a dirty sanchez?

 

[Guest]

Sorry, I have herpes.

 

[Aurora Black]

Bloody Mary's a drink?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Your sister fucks better!

 

[zeb1094]

Your Mother is better!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Your brother sucks cock!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Want to burn crosses?

or

I'm in the Klan.

 

[Aurora Black]

Ever fuck your dog?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Want a chastity belt?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I adore Lorena Bobbitt!

or

Jeffrey Dahmer was AWESOME!

 

[Aurora Black]

Hitler was just misunderstood.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Human sacrifice is cool!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I carry pepper spray.

 

[zeb1094]

I love pepper spray!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I'm a SCUM member (Society for Cutting Up Men).