How To Kill A Date In Four Words...

[Tallulah82]

Ha! Wow. Erm, okay...

 

[Hypoxia]

This is gonna hurt.

 

[Kantarii]

I lost the condomKant

 

[JewishProf]

Is it in yet?

 

[Tallulah82]

meet my probation officer...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You're not wearing that.

 

[AngeliqueIdylle]

I'm not wearing that.

 

[Kantarii]

Your ass is hugeKant

 

[Hypoxia]

What's your sign? Scorpio?!?

 

[Hard_Rom]

Your sister was better.

 

[loquere]

I can see where you're coming from but it ain't necessarily true.....

I went on a date with a young lady once a good number of years ago... her mom was down because of boyfriend problems.... we took her along...

To make a long story short... I never had another date with the young lady but i did see the mom off and on for several years...

Really nice lady and i hope her daughter grew up to be just like her...

Hmmmm,

Maybe i need to see if i can find her... she might be worth the time now....

Turn this into a story TX.

 

[loquere]

I voted for Trump.

 

[loquere]

What's your name again?

 

[loquere]

So... I'm a virgin.

 

[loquere]

I see dead people.

 

[Hypoxia]

Don't mind the gibbon.

 

[pheonix0017]

It might be contagious.

 

[beachbum1958]

Wow, are those real?

 

[MagicaPractica]

I have eight kids.

 

[Hypoxia]

Is that thing real?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Let's split the check.

 

[Handley_Page]

Taken your Meds today ?

 

[Jenny17]

My ex works here

 

[AngeliqueIdylle]

I'll tell you after

 

[Hypoxia]

Put that thing down.