How to give yerself a blowjob

[Guest]

This post is for men only. If you are a woman leave now. You have been warned.
Let's face it we've all been desperate at some time, and have tried but failed. Well good news; after some research I know the fool proof way to give yourself a blowjob. It's based on a technique developed by Catholic monks in Poland. So when your girlfried is not around or is unwilling (more likely) and you don't want to bother with sleazy hookers, here's how to do it.

1. sit cross-legged on the floor
2. lie on your back with your legs (still crossed) in the air
3. gently rock your head up and you should be able to reach the tip of your penis with your mouth (assuming it's erect and your'e nottiny)
4. enjoy!!

Please let me know how this works for you. I love it.

 

[Guest]

 

[KillerMuffin]

That's cool, Yoyotwat!

Do me next!!!

 

[Guest]

When I was in school, I knew a guy who had the same rare freaky gift as you, PC. I heard the headgehog can do it too. Are you the headgehog?

 

[Guest]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh come on, quit being coy.

Log out and do KillerMuffin-

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

You've got me Yayati.
I'm going to be ya' No1 fan. I'll follow you. Lead me to where the hell you are going.

 

[glamorilla]

I've hurt my back so many times trying to do this.

It's just much easier giving them to someone else.

 

[lovetoread]

I've hurt my back so many times trying to do this.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Re:Glam

Do me Glam. Yaya might like to watch us

 

[Guest]

Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Joke thread?

I call it trolling, twatface.

 

[Guest]

Re:KM

Admit it, KM
Yaya did me.
ChilledWodka.

 

[RawHumor]

I've hurt my back so many times trying to do this.

It's just much easier giving them to someone else.

LOL If you were hung as long as Yoyotwit is, then you'd barely even have to bend. I've heard he can just lean forward a little and be sucking himself off.

That's what I've heard... honest!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'd like to, CV, but I don't think that was Yoyotwat. He's not that good with sarcasm.

 

[bluespoke]

I'd like to, CV, but I don't think that was Yoyotwat. He's not that good with sarcasm.

Sarcasm requires a little subtlety. Yoyowanker has none.

 

[Guest]

Great this is real fun.

 

[DevilBoy79]

umm more power to you,

 

[Problem Child]

Well, this thread was about as funny as an infected urethra.

 

[metal_minx]

lmao a clone...is he the only one who does that?
you know i think yaya was the kid no one liked that shot spitballs when no one was looking

 

[Private Vasquez]

cranberry juice?

 

[Problem Child]

cranberry juice?

With vodka. Not chilled.

 

[juicygirl]

I hear that yogis can suck themselves off and lick there own asses. Course these are not real yogi's they are just a bunch of fun loving boys from SF.