How to get man to shave?

[Lord Pmann]

thousands of miles does not "justify" infidelity. True. BUT it makes it much easier to avoid getting caught. If we don't get caught, who gets hurt, rhetorically?

Hahaha. That's not very good logic. I don't know what your home situation is. Maybe ye all cheat on all your partners all the time and everyone is okay. If that's the case, then no one has to say boo.

But by your logic, this college guy could say you were a stinky, dirty whore to all his friends back home. He could put up a billboard that says the same. And you'd likely never know. That doesn't make it right.

Whatever ye choose is your business though. Like I said, I don't know your situation.

May your mouth be pube free??? Is that an acceptable blessing?

 

[nakdsub]

Let me tell you a TRUE short story...

Years ago I had to go to New York on business for 3 days. The restaurant in the hotel where I was staying was incredibly expensive so I walked a few doors over for breakfast. I sat down and ordered. When I looked up I saw my cousin in the far booth making lovey-dovey with a woman who was not his wife. I was from Chicago, he was from Michigan...Things happen! So, don't ever think you're safe because you're a long way from home, there's always a possibility for things to go wrong.

Next, when you say no one gets hurt I think you're forgetting about yourself. When someone does something they know to be wrong their self-respect suffers, maybe just a little, but it diminishes the opinion you have of yourself, and that hurts YOU.

Last, ask yourself if you're willing to hurt your spouse so deeply just in case he does find out. I've lived through that hurt. It cuts extremely deep and lasts a life time.

 

[AdjectiveNounVerb]

We are both atheists, and don't believe in an afterlife or a judgemental god(s). Atheists are not amoral or immoral.

No, we atheists are not all amoral or immoral. However, in this atheist's opinion those two adjectives are all anyone needs to cover "making flimsy self-serving rationalizations to excuse deceitful, untrustworthy, and selfish behavior that will harm those you purport to care about". If you don't feel loyalty to your husband (or don't feel enough loyalty to outweigh your desire), have the balls to say so.

 

[Lord Pmann]

No, we atheists are not all amoral or immoral. However, in this atheist's opinion those two adjectives are all anyone needs to cover "making flimsy self-serving rationalizations to excuse deceitful, untrustworthy, and selfish behavior that will harm those you purport to care about". If you don't feel loyalty to your husband (or don't feel enough loyalty to outweigh your desire), have the balls to say so.

There is a CS Lewis quote that I can't quite remember, but I love it. Paraphrased, it says:

"A man can claim we are amoral creatures. But you can make that man A liar the moment you steal his property."

It's interesting how deep a conversation on sack shaving can get.

 

[bailadora]

spam, spam, spam

even more spam

Son of a bitch!

Reported.

 

[Miles Long]

Let me make sure I have this right:

You have enough of a rapport with this man that you are comfortable shoving your face into his crotch and swallowing his dick, but NOT enough of a rapport that you are comfortable saying "Hey trim it up a little bit, buddy."

Does that seem odd to anyone else?

 

[imemkay]

HA! Good point, Miles!

 

[rbone04]

Let me make sure I have this right:

You have enough of a rapport with this man that you are comfortable shoving your face into his crotch and swallowing his dick, but NOT enough of a rapport that you are comfortable saying "Hey trim it up a little bit, buddy."

Does that seem odd to anyone else?

Hooray! Back on topic and well stated.

 

[Eilan]

Let me make sure I have this right:

You have enough of a rapport with this man that you are comfortable shoving your face into his crotch and swallowing his dick, but NOT enough of a rapport that you are comfortable saying "Hey trim it up a little bit, buddy."

Does that seem odd to anyone else?

Not at all. This board is loaded with people who can't communicate with their partners.

 

[NaughtyGingerBoy]

thousands of miles does not "justify" infidelity. True. BUT it makes it much easier to avoid getting caught. If we don't get caught, who gets hurt, rhetorically?

Who you say!
Wyldfire is clearly being too kind you selfish, ignorant fool.
If you don't enjoy the marriage you have then end it. If you had any love or respect for the man you agreed to spend your life with then end your childish fucking about or end your marriage.
You stupid...low arrogant fool.

Just my opinion.

 

[DCMike120]

You are in control here

I am meeting my college b/f in a few weeks for an, umm..., "tryst". We've gotten together twice in the last 3 years. He doesnt live near me, and we are both married.

In the past meetings, everything has been great, for the most part. He's kind of on the small side, but he gets it up, keeps it up, and can get it up and cum 4 times in one night. He's in his mid 40s, so I think that's pretty good (in my limited experience with him and my husband).

I don't think his wife ever goes down on him, b/c he came as soon as his cock was halfway in my mouth. I hadn't even started! That was the first BJ of the evening. The 2nd one, a few hours later, he lasted longer, but he was holding my head and pushing it into my crotch. He was trying not to be too aggressive about it, and I gently pushed back, and he got the hint.

I love LOVE the smell of his balls and the taste of his cum, BUT I do not like a mouthful of pubes! Is there any way I can tactfully bring up the fact that I would love him to shave? BJs would be SO much more enjoyable for both of us if he did. It would be even better if I could convince him that shaving was HIS idea.

Any suggestions?

Just tell him to do it. Trust me -- I speak from experience. You are a gift and he's not going to lose you over an unruly bush. As for making his wife suspicious - he'll figure something out.

 

[sarel101]

Have your husband call his wife and see if they can set up a shaving orgy.

 

[amofiga]

Have your husband call his wife and see if they can set up a shaving orgy.

LMAO!!! I would love to see the look on his face with his wife and girlfriend with straight razors working on both sides of his balls and them asking, "Who's your sugar Sweetie." I could just see Steve Martin or Johnny Depp playing that scene.

 

[klippert]

I am meeting my college b/f in a few weeks for an, umm..., "tryst". We've gotten together twice in the last 3 years. He doesnt live near me, and we are both married.

In the past meetings, everything has been great, for the most part. He's kind of on the small side, but he gets it up, keeps it up, and can get it up and cum 4 times in one night. He's in his mid 40s, so I think that's pretty good (in my limited experience with him and my husband).

I don't think his wife ever goes down on him, b/c he came as soon as his cock was halfway in my mouth. I hadn't even started! That was the first BJ of the evening. The 2nd one, a few hours later, he lasted longer, but he was holding my head and pushing it into my crotch. He was trying not to be too aggressive about it, and I gently pushed back, and he got the hint.

I love LOVE the smell of his balls and the taste of his cum, BUT I do not like a mouthful of pubes! Is there any way I can tactfully bring up the fact that I would love him to shave? BJs would be SO much more enjoyable for both of us if he did. It would be even better if I could convince him that shaving was HIS idea.

Any suggestions?

Ask him to trim and shave his balls, or ask if you can do it for him. If his wife asks, all he has to say is..."I wanted to try it" Big whoop.
One other thingy.... the'll him, pulling the pubes from your mouth is a mood killer, plus you can buy floss at the store. Remind him, we're about ten thousand years since we were neanderthals....and the advent of man made clothing, we don't need all the fur on the under carriage..... If he shave round his back-hole, he may receive a special surprise ;

 

[zerowaitstate]

I am getting divorced because of my wifes affair.

Try this. Have your hubby cheat on you and see how you feel about.

I'm with those who are against cheating.

Just do your husband a favor and leave. You clearly have no respect for him.

If you love him, why would you want to hurt him?

I never understood why people cheat.

 

[NaughtyGingerBoy]

I am getting divorced because of my wifes affair.

Try this. Have your hubby cheat on you and see how you feel about.

I'm with those who are against cheating.

Just do your husband a favor and leave. You clearly have no respect for him.

If you love him, why would you want to hurt him?

I never understood why people cheat.

^this

 

[olivemarie]

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[Wyldfire]

I think I love you. Not so much for what you say but for how you say it. http://smiliesftw.com/x/bowroflarms.gif

My loves tell me I have a very very purty way a talkin......

 

[Wyldfire]

But honestly, how can anyone carry on an ongoing affair with someone who they've seemingly known for eons and yet still be unable to just say "Oh hey, I'd love it if you shaved/waxed?"

HOW?!

'Cause I think the whole shaving thing was a way for her to get attention. Just wonder if she got the attention she wanted.....

 

[cuddlywife]

Might be a bit late

I am assuming this meeting has already occured, but here is an idea. Based on everyones input, my thought would be to maybe sugest that he have some time with his wife and have her and him shave it together as something new for their marriage. They might get into it together and you get the benefit.

Also, my husband loves being shaved. He did it as a lost bet years ago and has basically been shaved ever since. He is to the point that he shaves everything from the waist down now. He loves the feel during sex, I love the cleanlyness of it all, and believe it or not, he looks a lot bigger too.

Try it if you havent, you may like it and he might too.