How to fuck my mom?

TheMan000

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i really want to have sex with my mom. i am 19 and she is 50. i already have this fantasies for a few years. a few month ago when was my birthday we were at a concert and stayed in a hotel. she was in the bathroom. when my mom came out i sat naked on a chair masturbating. i asked her whether we can have sex. she told me that incest is illegal and i should not think about her. help me what can i do i really want her
 
You have a mental defect... What you need to do is find the closest mental health facility and check in. Either you are just making this up, or you are seriously messed up in the head. I pray that the sexual deviency that you described above is not a part of your everyday life. Society will be a better place as soon as you get help.
 
Really? First post.

And it was thought I might be a troll back in 2000.:rolleyes:
 
But but fgb, you are a troll. :p

First come on get serious, if you want to make people believe something, actually think first. I was stroking along when mom was in the bathroom and asked for sex when she came out, she said it's illegal. :rolleyes:

That is not the reaction of a person seeing someone they don't want playing with themselves. She may have said it's illegal after kicking your ass but not before.
 
i really want to have sex with my mom. i am 19 and she is 50. i already have this fantasies for a few years. a few month ago when was my birthday we were at a concert and stayed in a hotel. she was in the bathroom. when my mom came out i sat naked on a chair masturbating. i asked her whether we can have sex. she told me that incest is illegal and i should not think about her. help me what can i do i really want her

I've been fucking your mom for a while now, she must be spoiled by my huge cock. Maybe when you grow up and quit shagging the livestock she'll be more interested.
 
Step 1: Acquire huge cock.

Step 2: Acquire ball breaking confidence.

Step 3: Fuck mom.
 
How to fuck your mom? I recommend doggy style. That way you won't have to look at her fifty year old face or her wrinkly MILF cleavage.
 
Sorry, brah. We can't help you with this one. You'll need to ask your dad.
 
The desire to fuck your Mum is quite a common fantasy. Usually this is transferred to a neighbour, and we are not even aware of it. So I would suggest you get friendly with the neighbors. I'm sure at least one of these women is going to be unhappy with her sex life and happy to accommodate you. Like the best sexual combination is a young guy and an elder woman. She has the experience, you have the energy. You can't fuck your Mom, this is totally "Verboten" , but you can fuck a substitute.
 
The desire to fuck your Mum is quite a common fantasy. Usually this is transferred to a neighbour, and we are not even aware of it. So I would suggest you get friendly with the neighbors. I'm sure at least one of these women is going to be unhappy with her sex life and happy to accommodate you. Like the best sexual combination is a young guy and an elder woman. She has the experience, you have the energy. You can't fuck your Mom, this is totally "Verboten" , but you can fuck a substitute.
 
i really want to have sex with my mom. i am 19 and she is 50. i already have this fantasies for a few years. a few month ago when was my birthday we were at a concert and stayed in a hotel. she was in the bathroom. when my mom came out i sat naked on a chair masturbating. i asked her whether we can have sex. she told me that incest is illegal and i should not think about her. help me what can i do i really want her

Is this Angie's brother?



Could be... If only he'd got "mom" drunk and rogered her passionately before heading to the One Direction show.
 
nah, this shit comes up about once a fortnight or month. it's worse when schools are on break, though.

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How to fuck your mom? I recommend doggy style. That way you won't have to look at her fifty year old face or her wrinkly MILF cleavage.


Huh. I know many women in their 50's and NO wrinkly cleavage.
70 year olds with sun damage have it.
Just sayin' :cattail:

(I have hundreds of relatives)
 
i really want to have sex with my mom. i am 19 and she is 50. i already have this fantasies for a few years. a few month ago when was my birthday we were at a concert and stayed in a hotel. she was in the bathroom. when my mom came out i sat naked on a chair masturbating. i asked her whether we can have sex. she told me that incest is illegal and i should not think about her. help me what can i do i really want her

Lit chat still broken?
 
For some people anything to make them horny. But the thought of trying to bang your mom is as messed up as diddling kids and committing beastiality!
 
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