How to...feel like you've just fucked a train...

[BlueSugar]

Horseback riding (lessons) for three hours, every 3 days.

I should have thought twice about this elective. (environmental recreation liberal arts college...)

and then of course I have to not feel it that day and go home and have wild sex with my man....

then wake up in the morning on my off days... feeling like I just fucked a train.

:: pouts ::

anyone else ever feel this way?

 

[timmaah]

then wake up in the morning on my off days... feeling like I just fucked a train.

:: pouts ::

anyone else ever feel this way?

Can't figure out if your bragging or complaining...

Lets hope its bragging..

 

[Icingsugar]

anyone else ever feel this way?

I'll go fuck a train and get back to you on that. Oh wait. I'm a guy. It doesn't exactly amount to the same thing then, does it?

Horseback riding is a pain. The first fifty-or-so times, much depending on how muscular you are in the thigh/ass region. I can ride without discomfort now. But I still rather not. Horses and I don't get along.

 

[Vixandra]

I've never had problems with horseback riding for hours on end. Just move with the horse and sway your hips a bunch after dismounting to get everything back in place. Or could be that just works with me...
And hey- could be worse- could be going blind squinting at powerpoint slides instead. I HATE things taught via powerpoint.

 

[BlueSugar]

another off day today.... go again tomorrow

I feel like I shrunk 3 inches due to spine compaction ::sigh:: This better be like sex... and get better with time

 

[Owlz]

another off day today.... go again tomorrow

I feel like I shrunk 3 inches due to spine compaction ::sigh:: This better be like sex... and get better with time

Some time ago, there was going to be a TV series basically about teaching girls how to have orgasms while horseback riding (due to the clit bumping against or rubbing up against the horse's back). The series never aired due to conservative outcry. I wonder if that horseback riding/orgasm thing is true.

 

[ReadyOne]

I grew up in the city, and occasionally visited relatives who farmed in the next state over. One time we visited a great aunt/uncle where I finally met an older female 2nd cousin (or cousin once removed?) The cousins who lived between us, whom I saw regularly, had taken great pains to describe her earthy openness to me and told me to be sure and let her take me horse back riding.

So when we got to her farm and she invited me, I of course accepted. She gave me a boost into the saddle then climbed up in front of me. I wrapped my arms around her chest and pulled her against me as she got us moving at a good clip just to stay with her in the saddle.

When we reached the woods at the end of the pasture, she said something like "Horse back riding really gets to you, right?"

Well my balls were aching from all the bouncing, and that was on my mind when I replied that it did. She let the horse wander a bit, snuggled back against me, pulled my hands against her breasts and tilted her head exposing her nuzzle her neck to be nuzzled.

My heart wasn't in it because I ached so much. When we got back, it seemed hours before I could walk straight legged again.

Of course my cousins interrogated me about what happened, and remarked about how she had really taken to me. I finally figured out from them that her "really gets to you" meant "really makes you horny". I was overcome by shame that I couldn't rise to the occasion and see how far she would go. Then I was really embarrassed when they finally made me admit that I didn't act in the "honorable male tradition" by trying my best to get inside her pants.

Ah, to be young again know then what I know now!

 

[Owlz]

I grew up in the city, and occasionally visited relatives who farmed in the next state over. One time we visited a great aunt/uncle where I finally met an older female 2nd cousin (or cousin once removed?) The cousins who lived between us, whom I saw regularly, had taken great pains to describe her earthy openness to me and told me to be sure and let her take me horse back riding.

So when we got to her farm and she invited me, I of course accepted. She gave me a boost into the saddle then climbed up in front of me. I wrapped my arms around her chest and pulled her against me as she got us moving at a good clip just to stay with her in the saddle.

When we reached the woods at the end of the pasture, she said something like "Horse back riding really gets to you, right?"

Well my balls were aching from all the bouncing, and that was on my mind when I replied that it did. She let the horse wander a bit, snuggled back against me, pulled my hands against her breasts and tilted her head exposing her nuzzle her neck to be nuzzled.

My heart wasn't in it because I ached so much. When we got back, it seemed hours before I could walk straight legged again.

Of course my cousins interrogated me about what happened, and remarked about how she had really taken to me. I finally figured out from them that her "really gets to you" meant "really makes you horny". I was overcome by shame that I couldn't rise to the occasion and see how far she would go. Then I was really embarrassed when they finally made me admit that I didn't act in the "honorable male tradition" by trying my best to get inside her pants.

Ah, to be young again know then what I know now!

Hindsight's a bitch with perfect 20/20 vision.

 

[Mr.G]

AH THE ""H"" SPOT

RE: "" Some time ago, there was going to be a TV series basically about teaching girls how to have orgasms while horseback riding (due to the clit bumping against or rubbing up against the horse's back). The series never aired due to conservative outcry. I wonder if that horseback riding/orgasm thing is true.""

I grew up in a town with a lot of riding stables and it was a BITCH trying to get many girls interested in guys. How can some scrawny pimply faced kid in his teens compete with 1300lbs of ripply muscled horse worth $50K? Many of the teenaged girls didn't know the opposite sex even existed until they were almost 20 and realized they couldn't marry these creatures. Reluctantly they grew up and by Univ age were begining to discover tongues albeit they were a poor substitute for having such a fine beast between their legs. Of course many brought their riding crops with them and this ultimately was a BAD thing....but that's a hole (sic) 'nuther story.
Giddiayap!!

 

[BlueSugar]

riding crops... orgasms... if I could get past the pain in a few lessons I plan on bringing toys to make the experience better ::smile:: more on that later though.

 

[DirtyJJ]

*laugh*
I thought this was going to be a thread with some advice from BlueSugar about how to feel like you've just fucked a train, in a good way...

Sorry it's not though... it does sound like you are a bit uncomfortable. I hope it gets better.

 

[ReadyOne]

So do we have someone who can compare and contrast the difference between extended riding and with actually being fucked over and over again by as many people as it took to keep her always engaged?

Obviously we have several lit people with the experience in saddle. But is there someone who has been ridden by a train that will speak up?

And if they could also include bareback riding experience?

(Yes, I'm really getting outlandish here. Too much (or not enough) of something in my diet...)

 

[Icingsugar]

Obviously we have several lit people with the experience in saddle. But is there someone who has been ridden by a train that will speak up?

...and ridden on a train does not cut it? Aw, shoot.

 

[BlueSugar]

*laugh*
I thought this was going to be a thread with some advice from BlueSugar about how to feel like you've just fucked a train, in a good way...

Sorry it's not though... it does sound like you are a bit uncomfortable. I hope it gets better.

There are pleanty of threads online about how to be taken, how to talk easier about sex,how to ask for things in bed, and fantasy sharing all over lit to feel as if you've fucked a train

 

[BlueSugar]

So do we have someone who can compare and contrast the difference between extended riding and with actually being fucked over and over again by as many people as it took to keep her always engaged?

Obviously we have several lit people with the experience in saddle. But is there someone who has been ridden by a train that will speak up?

And if they could also include bareback riding experience?

(Yes, I'm really getting outlandish here. Too much (or not enough) of something in my diet...)

another 3 hours down today, wasn't too bad... this time my legs went a little numb after the first hour and a half, but then i ahd to hold onto the horse a little more with my legs...which is bad.. its a signal for the horse to go faster ::sigh:: so it was a rough ride today ... i'll feel it tomorrow for sure.
I've been on a train, and had a toy with me... does that count?

bareback... ::smiles:: other then the obvious inuendo...
I have had a dream where I'm just laying on a horse in a linnen dress, my head towards the horses head and its just one of those lazy fall days and i'm on his back w/o a saddle, and as the wind gets stronger I sit up and lean foward, grabbing onto the main a little and kick the horse into a gallop... wind in my face, power between my legs ::sigh:: this is what i'm hoping to gain by this experience I want to feeling of freedom, of flying, of the past, i want to feel like i'm having an experience from the past...out of the books I'mreading..
and of course to gain more muscle in my legs and back and all that ::winks:: After i get a little better balancing on the horse w/o feeling like i'm going to fall off, i'm going to bring along a toy or two to make it interesting

 

[James G 5]

And here I thought this was gonna be a gang-bang thread

 

[Dillinger]

And I thought this was going to be a thread about "pulling a train." Ah well... *sigh* So, is the horseback riding getting any more orgasmic for you?

 

[BlueSugar]

I CAN WALK STRAIGHT !!!!!! ::does a lil dance:: I'm so happy i can move around again w/o grunting like an old old old man !!!! :: pouts:: but I"m back in the saddle thursday

 

[Wantonica]

I've never ridden a horse. Nor have I ever been fucked by a train or gang-banged. However, my man is the only one I've ever known (yes, in the biblical sense) or heard about who can stay hard as a rock for 12 hours while drunk and keep on going until he cums. Therefore, I believe this girl is qualified to say "I know how it feels to get fucked by a train!"

Sighs,
Wantonica

 

[Lolatheshowgirl]

Re: AH THE ""H"" SPOT

RE: "" Some time ago, there was going to be a TV series basically about teaching girls how to have orgasms while horseback riding (due to the clit bumping against or rubbing up against the horse's back). The series never aired due to conservative outcry. I wonder if that horseback riding/orgasm thing is true.""

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I have done my fair share of horseback riding and have never had an orgasm while doing it. I don't say it isn't possible. Most of the time you are doing a kind of pelvic tilt and keeping yourself from banging and rubbing against the saddle. Kind of the opposite of what you would need to do to orgasm.

There is something to be said for the thrill of being in total control of something that is so huge and strong. When I was little, my mother decided to put the whole "girls who spend lots of time with horses don't spend lots of time with boys" theory to the test. Riding and grooming horses is certainly an extremely sexual and sensual thing. But I'll take the hot breath of some human on the back of neck over a horse any day. My mother's test failed miserably but, she doesn't know it. Kids can be crafty that way.