How to ejaculate more etc
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Hello------------is anyone out there???????-------
These are both good questions......
Where are the resident know-it-all answer guys on this one?
plainly asked:
can the volume of semen be increased?
and
do the penis enlargement technics work?
and the answer is...........
still waiting....
These are both good questions......
Where are the resident know-it-all answer guys on this one?
plainly asked:
can the volume of semen be increased?
and
do the penis enlargement technics work?
and the answer is...........
still waiting....
Ree- that is gross and discusting! This is a serious questions one that has been troubling mankind since the begining of time.... and you, you, come along and trivilize it with the request that you would like to be the judge, the jury, and the executioneer!
All I have to say to you is give me the time and the opportunity and we will see!!!
All I have to say to you is give me the time and the opportunity and we will see!!!
Mr.G
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Only surically can you increase the size of you tiny member. Anything you read about creams, stickin it up a vacuum pump, playing peeknuckle with it...ALL lies. The "ADD 3 INCHES in THREE WEEKS" ads? That's how long it takes for them to ship a little rubber thing that sits on the end and unless your gf orgasms when she laffs too hard you can consider yourself SUCKERED!!
Ditto creams, pumps and pills to increase "bust" size. What BS. They sell hundreds of millions of dollars worth of that crap every year and is is ALL a scam.
Ask the girls on here. HUGE dicks may be fun to look at but ask them if they like one pounded up their butt or rammed down their throat? Unless some girl has had 5 sets of twins via natural childbirth they'll tell you most times even regular sex just plain hurts.
Learn to do the right things in a nice way and you'll be sexier that any poor fool stuck (so to speak) with being hung like a rhino.
Ditto creams, pumps and pills to increase "bust" size. What BS. They sell hundreds of millions of dollars worth of that crap every year and is is ALL a scam.
Ask the girls on here. HUGE dicks may be fun to look at but ask them if they like one pounded up their butt or rammed down their throat? Unless some girl has had 5 sets of twins via natural childbirth they'll tell you most times even regular sex just plain hurts.
Learn to do the right things in a nice way and you'll be sexier that any poor fool stuck (so to speak) with being hung like a rhino.
Never, never, never would I want to be your executioneer. I know that I would like to preside over you and sit on that jury but it would be a waste to execute you, especially if the exercises work. You name the time and the place and I will make the opportunity.
YO, Mr G. ----- Thanks for the answer!
Only it was'nt for me see, it was for a freind see, yea thats it a freind see, just a freind and I'm sure he'll appriate it alot ....
Oh Mr. G. my freind says you answered his question about the enlargment thing (he wanted to let you know, that he really knew that all those promises about enlargment were scams tho) but, what about the volume of the semem can it be increased?
Oh, and Ree, Mr G says no matter how much I exercise Mr. Peething I will never have a Rhino dick to spear you with!
too bad so sad, I love when the ladies deep throat all 2" of my throbing man meat!!!
Yum! Yum!
Only it was'nt for me see, it was for a freind see, yea thats it a freind see, just a freind and I'm sure he'll appriate it alot ....
Oh Mr. G. my freind says you answered his question about the enlargment thing (he wanted to let you know, that he really knew that all those promises about enlargment were scams tho) but, what about the volume of the semem can it be increased?
Oh, and Ree, Mr G says no matter how much I exercise Mr. Peething I will never have a Rhino dick to spear you with!
too bad so sad, I love when the ladies deep throat all 2" of my throbing man meat!!!
Yum! Yum!
Mr. G also said you didn't have to be hung like a rhino in order to please a woman. You just had to know how to use what you had to the best of your ability and skill. Since I have no basis for comparision as far as your skill and ability, you get the benefit of the doubt. My only question is I thought it was your "friend" that needed the size adjustment? Or is your tiny pocket rocket the friend to which you were referring? And at 2" at least I know that I wouldn't have any trouble deep throating your friend.
Oh, another witty post! My freind refuses to answer! since he is much too shy to respond... I will...
My "tiny pocket rocket" as you refered to it would much rather be refered to as "a heat seeking mositure missle" I cannot beleive that you would attack my manhood! I always thought it was a compliment to be refered to as "ole pencil dick" and now your going to tell me its not what I got but how I use it that counts! No Way!
I think I'll go sit in the corner and practice parting my hair with my tounge ... if thats alright with you....
My "tiny pocket rocket" as you refered to it would much rather be refered to as "a heat seeking mositure missle" I cannot beleive that you would attack my manhood! I always thought it was a compliment to be refered to as "ole pencil dick" and now your going to tell me its not what I got but how I use it that counts! No Way!
I think I'll go sit in the corner and practice parting my hair with my tounge ... if thats alright with you....
Well, to be honest with you... I can't really part my hair with my tounge....... I have tried licking my eyebrows but all I ever seem to do is get my glasses all wet.
Ree this has been fun and all but I'm really looking forward to someone answering the last and final question:
Is there a way to increase the volume of semen?
and if so:
does Phifzer have the patent on it yet?
for the answer for to all the big questions of the day we should always turn to the BB at Lit....
Now I'm waiting again...
I think I'll go back to the general board and find out how Tiajuna Boy gets the horse dick out of his ass!
a topic started by the great Todd! Wrong man goes to jail.
great read...
see ya...
Ree this has been fun and all but I'm really looking forward to someone answering the last and final question:
Is there a way to increase the volume of semen?
and if so:
does Phifzer have the patent on it yet?
for the answer for to all the big questions of the day we should always turn to the BB at Lit....
Now I'm waiting again...
I think I'll go back to the general board and find out how Tiajuna Boy gets the horse dick out of his ass!
a topic started by the great Todd! Wrong man goes to jail.
great read...
see ya...
Mr.G
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Splooge capacity is based on a bunch of little glands. Like muscles if ya work 'em a lot then the capacity increases.
If you orgasm say, 3 times a day then just before a date you don't cum for 24 hours you're gonna drown her when you cum the first time. If that's what your idea of a successful sex life is then ya got it made. I don't imagine that many girls would agree but it takes most guys 20 or 30 years to figure out what matters and what doesn't.
Develop a talented tongue, be able to find her Gspot and don't rush things (call it teasing) and they won't care if your dick looks like it belongs on a gerbil.
If you orgasm say, 3 times a day then just before a date you don't cum for 24 hours you're gonna drown her when you cum the first time. If that's what your idea of a successful sex life is then ya got it made. I don't imagine that many girls would agree but it takes most guys 20 or 30 years to figure out what matters and what doesn't.
Develop a talented tongue, be able to find her Gspot and don't rush things (call it teasing) and they won't care if your dick looks like it belongs on a gerbil.
Mr.G
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We should never forget that we each possess about a 13 LB sex organ ! It is filrmly imbedded (well with some not so firmly imbedded or even attached) between our EARS!!
From now on even some chick asks you (ya, like they do this a lot.) how big your sex organ is. Tell them the truth. Tell her it weighs about 13 LBS. Like I said if you learn to give a girl a good tongue lashing and find her G then in no time she won't even question how your mini-sizzler could ever weigh that much.
From now on even some chick asks you (ya, like they do this a lot.) how big your sex organ is. Tell them the truth. Tell her it weighs about 13 LBS. Like I said if you learn to give a girl a good tongue lashing and find her G then in no time she won't even question how your mini-sizzler could ever weigh that much.
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