How to deal with Trolls 101, by Killer "the Troll" Muffin

KillerMuffin

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Well, they're back in force again and we're seeing an uncomfortable surgeance in trolling.

How to deal with them.

It's very easy to say and very hard to do.

Ignore your own trolls. Really. They're baiting you, they've got their yarn on the hook and they're throwing it out into the river, hoping you'll get pissed off at it and bite. Be the smart salmon, swim upstream and spawn something interesting.

When a troll says something to you, and you defend yourself, you are doing two things. You are acknowledging that they have a right to judge you. You are validating their argument by arguing back.

That's giving these trolls an awful lot of power over you, particularly since they only want to hurt you. So ignore your own trolls. Why? They have absolutely nothing to say that is true, valid, or even worth acknowledging.

Your superior debating skills, ability to throw the muck right back, and all around prowess in verbal warfare just cannot make up for the simple fact that you have just given your own troll credence. You have just given the very things that you know aren't true a measure of credence because you feel that you have to defend yourself.

When someone shoots at you, you defend yourself. When someone shoots and they are hitting the barn behind them instead, you don't defend yourself, you laugh at the idiot. Trolls are no different.

Save it for other people's trolls.
 
KM, as long as I've been here I've never had a troll and frankly, I'm getting impatient. Do I not have enough status around here to attract jealousy or bitter resentment?

C'mon, people. One's a nobody around here if he doesn't have his own troll, so validate me. Troll Ollie!
 
Believe me...take it from me I have and it's not very nice...go read the post about me...
 
Oliver Clozoff said:
KM, as long as I've been here I've never had a troll and frankly, I'm getting impatient. Do I not have enough status around here to attract jealousy or bitter resentment?

C'mon, people. One's a nobody around here if he doesn't have his own troll, so validate me. Troll Ollie!


Wellllllll.........hmmm. Do not know enough about ya to troll ya OC....but I,ll work on it!


;) :D :eek:


this might tide you over............your Mom dresses you funny.......
 
Thanks, "^^". It's a true friend who'll anonymously spew venom against a boardmate when asked.

I won't forget your kindness.

*wipes tear from cheek*
 
Oliver Clozoff said:
Thanks, "^^". It's a true friend who'll anonymously spew venom against a boardmate when asked.

I won't forget your kindness.

*wipes tear from cheek*


But I screwed up!!!!!!........shit used my real name!!!!!


:eek:
 
Yeah, I noticed that. But your heart was in the right place, so I wasn't gonna bring up that little technicality. ;)
 
KillerMuffin

I have to admit that I have been playing with the nasty trolls. *ashamed* I understand that that is a filthy habit, but I thought that since there were so many of them around, I would try to get them to come over and troll me, since I don't care what they say. It's fun, like whacking mushrooms off the lawn with a sand wedge. I love to watch them stumble over words as they try to get a coherent idea across, then they sit back smugly, as if they did something clever! There were tears rolling down my face last night, it was so funny. I even had to stop to catch my breath. I really enjoyed it, but I will stop it if you think I should.

Having said that, there is something I think should be brought to the attention of the board, which is the overall lack of quality to our troll population. I was hoping to get something I could get a decent fight out of, but I was extremely disappointed. One of them actually said, as a repost, "It takes one to know one." What kind of quality trolling is THAT? My conjecture, which I made plain to them, was that they were some kind of second rate, refugee trolls, fleeing a board where the real trolls had kicked the shit out of them. They didn't even have the self respect to deny it! :eek: I tried provoking them to some kind of esprit de corps, but all I could get was a cross between remedial poop throwing and a crabby indolence. This reflects poorly on Literotica if our trolls are so shabby. They could be factory seconds, or even retreads! Is there some way Laurel can complain, maybe trade these defective ones in?

It gets worse. I think the cloud of gnats last night was supposed to be some kind of troll "Tet Offensive", and if THAT doesn't make you laugh, then you just don't find ineffectual, pre-adolescent, arrogant stupidity funny. I could almost hear "The Ride of the Valkyrie" being played on the kazoo!
 
Oliver Clozoff I am a Troll

Though being registered and making only naughty comments dont know if that would help you much. Well, I offered.
 
Thank you KillerMuffin

I for one, needed that..your posts are always thoughtfull and usefull:)
they are pissing me off, mainly cos i'm a humorless idiot and they're attacking people i really like..like rosie(((HUGGY ROSIE))))) ignore it auntie mame..i love ya!

ROFLAO @ Harbinger**putting on short purple flippy skirt, tight spangly bikini top**turns s-l-o-w cartwheels for harbinger, shakes pomm-pomms..'Go Harbinger, he's our man..if he can't swat em' no-one can.."**
 
:) well i prolly shouldn't encourage them..but i gotta see what you wrote..LOL..brb*kisses*
 
Very Classy Rose:)

didn't comment there as i'm know ignoring that thread:)
 
Well I just tried to be the lady that I am...thanks Zoe and everybody that supported me with their reassuring comments...

Watch out for thorns....when you "pick" on a Wildrose>>>>
 
I like this thread :)

HI HARBY!

I too was ROFLMAO it is such great fun to get Harby hopping.

He is so easy lol

SEE YOU AROUND HARB!
 
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