How to clean suede or nubuck

[Lord Pmann]

Does anyone have any tips on how to remove stains from said materials? I searched Google and it gave me a thousand different ways, but I was wondering if anyone here had any tips.

Let us say the shoe is a fine, Italian made nubuck shoe, light blue in colour. It has a dark stain on it, from clay/dirt. The size of the stain is about the size of a dime, or one quarter of a cumshot. Any help would be appreciated.

And these shoes are totally hetero. So stop laughing.

 

[talikat]

I would think that the manufacturer would know best how to clean their product. Have you asked them?

 

[Emerson40]

Does anyone have any tips on how to remove stains from said materials? I searched Google and it gave me a thousand different ways, but I was wondering if anyone here had any tips.

Let us say the shoe is a fine, Italian made nubuck shoe, light blue in colour. It has a dark stain on it, from clay/dirt. The size of the stain is about the size of a dime, or one quarter of a cumshot. Any help would be appreciated.

And these shoes are totally hetero. So stop laughing.

I've got no advice on cleaning agents or methods for your blue suede shoes, and I will refrain from any comment or joke about the sexual proclivity of said shoes or their wearer.

I would suggest eating more celery (or so I've come to believe from reading some posts here) and having the tires checked on the ol' prostate if a quarter of your cum load (or whomever's cum load ended up on your shoe) is proportionate to an American dime.

You've probably had bigger drops of sweat tumble from the end of your nose.

 

[Lord Pmann]

First off, y'all are arseholes.

Second, fuck y'all/ye/you/nous or whatever you want to say.

Third, I should've mentioned it was the size of a dime/quarter of a cum stain after my 9th time Masturbating that hour. (Thank you Rainshine)

Fourth, these shoes are sexy and you all know that.

Fifth, I will contact the manufacturer. That's a better idea than asking my asshole forum friends. Perhaps Johnston and Murphy won't reply with such dickheaded responses. (Dickhead autocorrected to Dickbeard for some reason).

Sixth, I came clay over my shoes because I was masturbating over how sexy they were.

 

[Emerson40]

First off, y'all are arseholes.

Second, fuck y'all/ye/you/nous or whatever you want to say.

Third, I should've mentioned it was the size of a dime/quarter of a cum stain after my 9th time Masturbating that hour. (Thank you Rainshine)

Fourth, these shoes are sexy and you all know that.

Fifth, I will contact the manufacturer. That's a better idea than asking my asshole forum friends. Perhaps Johnston and Murphy won't reply with such dickheaded responses. (Dickhead autocorrected to Dickbeard for some reason).

Sixth, I came clay over my shoes because I was masturbating over how sexy they were.

My goodness sir... Cum stung much?

My post made no attempt at humor (though the OP was loaded - more than your bone-tired, tugged peni - with potential) and was pure concern for a friend and his meager spooge volume.

Had I known you were talking about dribble stains after a multi-session pistoning of the peni, which you had not made clear, I would have kept my worry in check.

I'm sure that if sexy could be attained wearing those azure nubuck shit-kickers, you are the one who could pull it off.

I do believe an apology is in order.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I mean... the stain. Of course, yes. How can we possibly advise on how to remove it without having seen it. Exactly.

I have a feeling that you just want to have me post a pic of said stains so you can take a wee on me.

And Emerson, my apologies are sincere.

I actually took an eraser to the shoes and it seemed to get most of the stain out. I was pleased. But there is still an unpleasant discolouration.

I'll try to get a pic tomorrow.

 

[pplwatching]

I am actually related to a person who owns a cleaning service that specializes in suede, leather, and like materials. Dirt and clay can often be brushed away with a soft brush. He also has a chemical of some sort that he uses to lift things off, but I'd have to ask what it is. Can you guess if there was any inorganic matter in the clay, such as oil? Is there a high iron content?

 

[pplwatching]

Who'd have guessed that there's a YouTube video for this ...

A pro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZSGfaug96k

And Martha Stewart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqlJ28cSswE

Using toothpaste :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT-xDpYL7Uw

Using a cleaner :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsahnIxXbzc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKROuYLTX2o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrjdcRRmlp0

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have a horse hair shoe brush that I will try to use.

The clay just looked like red, Georgia clay. Not oily or anything.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yeah, I saw some of the online solutions, but I'm always curious to see the ones people actually have tried.

 

[Noor]

I have a special sponge thing I use clean a nubuck cleaner, it has two side and is chemically treated. If that doesn't work I take it to a cobbler.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have a special sponge thing I use clean a nubuck cleaner, it has two side and is chemically treated. If that doesn't work I take it to a cobbler.

Where does one get said sponge thing?

 

[Scrubber]

Did someone step on your blue suede shoes?