How to Breed your Panda

[JackLuis]

Panda breeding is frustrating, because of the male panda's shot penis!

Maybe they ought to try Mich McConnell, they say he has the tiniest little dick in the Senate, smaller that Dian Finestine's!

 

[Liar]

Panda breeding is frustrating, because of the male panda's shot penis!

I do hope that is a typo.

 

[JackLuis]

I do hope that is a typo.

Short, Short penis. Oops, my Alzheimer's is showing again!

 

[Handley_Page]

Short, Short penis. Oops, my Alzheimer's is showing again!

It is my understanding that Pandas are omnivorous.
Frankly, if there is any species that is on a hiding to extinction, its the Panda. It's forgotten how to breed, forgotten how to eat, or how to hunt.
The little ones are cute, though