how to?.....be a troll?

[lycanthropedude]

just wondering...? sorry folks, just couldn't help myself, at least I didn't title it "how to?.....sleep with momma?"
lol

 

[lycanthropedude]

6 ppl looked so far, but no answers...

come on ppl...Enquiring minds want to know!

 

[LittleLonghorn]

Dye your hair bright pink and spike it up?

 

[sultresweetie]

hehehehe.... nice visual.

Please define "troll". I've seen it used, mostly in regards to the sociopathic types of posters. Are they "trollers" or just trolls?

 

[sheath]

I think the best definition of a troll is someone who pops onto the boards, has nothing at all useful to say, usually has a very low post count and is trying to simply get it up so they can get an avatar...someone who doesn't take their own questions seriously.

S.

 

[Bobmi357]

Steps for becoming a troll.

1) Locate a good bridge to live under. All trolls live under bridges, hence the term Troll Bridges.

2) Paint yourself Green, your teeth too. File your teeth to points

3) Let your hair grow really long, then cut it with a dull spoon. Let dreadlocks form naturally.

4) Tear off most of your clothing. Make sure what remains reeks with foul odors and harbors lice.

5) From your laptop and using your cellular modem under the bridge, randomly post rude and annoying comments and dumb questions to various bulletin boards.

6) Sign onto BBS's using fake and obvious troll names like KathyLeeGiffordTroll and G.W.Bushtroll, or MadonnaTroll.

Thats about it. Enjoy your trolldom!

 

[Mary Hall]

Trolls are nice, let`s just call them Orcs

 

[College_geek]

Purposely go and find an old thread on the 7th page just so you can try to insult someone. Do the majority of your posting on the general board, but only post stupid, meaningless, and possibly insulting things. (I say possibly because once people figure you out, they'll probably just ignore you (or continue to post to everything you write, but they're just wasting their time.).)

 

[KR1troll]

surprise!

yes i scan all the boards at one time or the another.

some trolls focus in on a good person or a bad person most of the time.

others troll everyone.

i am a specialized troll myself.

becoming a good troll takes time, commitment as well as a warped mind.

 

[College_geek]

yes i scan all the boards at one time or the another.

some trolls focus in on a good person or a bad person most of the time.

I never really thought about trolls who focus on a "bad person". I usually never really considered them a troll. Thanks for enlightening me.

 

[Phoenix Stone]

oh, I thought a troll was someone who is sort of asking a question just to annoy the grownups, like teens who come on to do the equivalent of graffiti, mostly by asking fake-dumb questions such as one I saw that was something like 'which hole do you stick it into?'
The descriptions I see above make me think that many of the people who respond to trolls are trolls, too.
And then there's the 'thread-hijacker.' I've probably done this a few times without meaning to, just from liking to go off on tangents -- such as this one.

 

[pplwatching]

Trollers trolling tra la la la la

I've always thought it was stolen from the fishing term. Toss in the bait and troll around until someone bites.

I suppose it could be a troll picking a fight.

 

[Bobmi357]

And then there's the 'thread-hijacker.' I've probably done this a few times without meaning to, just from liking to go off on tangents -- such as this one.

Thread Hijacking has really cut way back since we beefed up security and started putting thread marshals in every thread.

This isn't to say that there is no threat of thread hijacking, but you can rest assured, the Department of Homeland Thread Security is on the ball and watching every thread for potential hijackers.

All comments concerning thread profiling are to be ignored.

Current Thread Hijack Status Condition: ORANGE, well maybe its a dark orange.

 

[Bobmi357]

Thread Hijacking has really cut way back since we beefed up security and started putting thread marshals in every thread.

This isn't to say that there is no threat of thread hijacking, but you can rest assured, the Department of Homeland Thread Security is on the ball and watching every thread for potential hijackers.

All comments concerning thread profiling are to be ignored.

Current Thread Hijack Status Condition: ORANGE, well maybe its a dark orange.

INFIDEL! DOG! AGENT OF SANTA! (ok, I'm a dsylexic thread hijacker).

 

[madmanmike]

EASIEST WAS TO BE A TROLL

go to the GayLesbianBiTranny boards and start quoting anti gay bible phrases. sodom and gohmorrah is a good way to start.

 

[Mary Hall]

Trolls make good pets

 

[midwestyankee]

My first car was a troll.

Well, it was built in Trollhattan, Sweden anyway. And it was short, squat, ugly, and made rude noises.

But it never posted to the GB and has also never insulted the intelligence of Bobmi, the wisdom of Sheath, the heart of CelticFrog, the energy of ABNRanger, the experience of SexyChele, or the spirit of PinkOrchid.

 

[CelticFrog]

*blink*

*blinkblink*

see, now you've gone and made my nose all tingly from the withholding of sniffles.


Ang

 

[sheath]

My first car was a troll.

Well, it was built in Trollhattan, Sweden anyway. And it was short, squat, ugly, and made rude noises.

But it never posted to the GB and has also never insulted the intelligence of Bobmi, the wisdom of Sheath, the heart of CelticFrog, the energy of ABNRanger, the experience of SexyChele, or the spirit of PinkOrchid.

Wow...



I don't know what to say either...

*sniffle*

S.

 

[midwestyankee]

Wow...



I don't know what to say either...

*sniffle*

S.

Happy Valentine's Day, ladies.

 

[ABN_Ranger]

Energy? Me???

Ok... so I have been accused of having more energy than a feret on 50 pounds of pixie stix and a crate of Jolt cola.

Seriously though... thanks amigo.

J

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Harrrr!! Since I'm new and not in on this lovefest, may I trollishly point out that you've all succeeeded in hijacking the thread -- and in such a Valentine's Day appropriate way!!

Btw, there is a terrific sex with a troll under a bridge story in the story section of lit, just to get things back on troll track. Feeling trollish seems to call for one of these, too:





(A rose for Trolls and All -- tried to make it the traditional dozen but this thing wouldn't let me. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!)

 

[sheath]

Re: EASIEST WAS TO BE A TROLL

go to the GayLesbianBiTranny boards and start quoting anti gay bible phrases. sodom and gohmorrah is a good way to start.

LMAO!

I just saw this post...not sure why I missed it before...but GAWD, man, that made me laugh so hard!



S.

 

[midwestyankee]

Energy? Me???

Ok... so I have been accused of having more energy than a feret on 50 pounds of pixie stix and a crate of Jolt cola.

Seriously though... thanks amigo.

J

yqw. I hope you and Ang are having a great V Day.

 

[lycanthropedude]

Damn I missed it by 44 minutes...oh well...Happy V Day all!!!

so back to the troll thing. I'm guessing that this thread wouldn't apply, since the "Wise Council" has responded with sincere and humorous answers.....

I'm glad we could clear it up for the newbs...