How the Hell am I Going to Wake Up Tomorrow?

[alexandraaah]

I just set my alarm clock and noticed that two very important buttons are missing.

I have to wake up at 6am....dammit.

Anyone got a rooster to lend me? PCG, you around?

 

[Bindii]

Lol, you poor thing!
Try getting a wake up reminder call from your phone service - works for me.

 

[alexandraaah]

What's a phone service and how do I obtain one?

 

[tortoise]

Take a couple of Clitzilla's mom's yellowjackets. No sleepy, no wakey.

 

[Laurel]

http://www.ipingsecure.com/mrwakeup_menu.asp

 

[CarolineOh]

Better to ask how, than to ask where.

 

[Sillyman]

People are spoiled. I've never needed an alarm clock in my entire life, and I'm always early.

If I could see the clock and what was wrong with it, I might be able to suggest a way to jury rig it so it can be set. Of course you could just go buy a new clock.

 

[Clitfucker]

Take a couple of Clitzilla's mom's yellowjackets. No sleepy, no wakey.

Hey Alex baby, don't listen to Tortoise cuz this shit ain't a fuckin' game.

 

[alexandraaah]

Hey Alex baby, don't listen to Tortoise cuz this shit ain't a fuckin' game.

Dude, are you sure you don't, like need medical attention or something?

 

[Clitfucker]

Dude, are you sure you don't, like need medical attention or something?

I'm doin' just fine baby. To tell you the truth, 600mgs of caffeine ain't shit to me. Huh, bullshit who am I kiddin'?

 

[tortoise]

So, the moral is, don't take 600 mg of caffeine unless you can, like, bench 250.

 

[alexandraaah]

So, the moral is, don't take 600 mg of caffeine unless you can, like, bench 250.

How sweet.

It's like a fairy tale!

 

[Dillinger]

Use the force, Draaah, use the force.

 

[Private Vasquez]

have the front desk give you a wake-up call

 

[dreamer]

I'll give you a call...hell I'll be up still...hehe.