How the fuck did that hack Halle Berry get an Oscar?

[RastaPope]

Please, I really want to know. She's the worst actress this side of a really bad actress.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I often wonder the same thing.

 

[superlittlegirl]

I've never really gotten into watching award shows, but it comes as somewhat of a surprise to learn that they are supposedly based on talent. I always assumed it was about fashion and popularity and marketing. Silly me.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

She cried like a champ, though.

Crybaby.

 

[Guest]

Because she's fashionablly black and slept with the judges.

Fantastic tits she has. She really does.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Re: Re: How the fuck did that hack Halle Berry get an Oscar?

fashionablly black

Basic black is chic any time of year.

 

[Shaft]

She blew me for my vote.
I can't speak for the rest of the Academy....

 

[Guest]

Did she go on stage in her bikini and talk about world peace and saving animals and stuff?

 

[Sid Onmyface]

I don't understand how she can win for Monsters Ball and get shut out for the vastly underrated B.A.P.S.....

 

[Monazwx]

So I take it that you didn't like James Bond.

Or Monster's Ball.

BAPS was a mistake.
Everyone knows it.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Something just occurred to me.

Why don't we ever say that a guy must have sucked cock to get an award?

I mean, we know Hollywood is chock-full of Gaylords, right?

 

[islandman]

Focus on the end result, man!

We get to see more of her wearing fashionably skimpy outfits. Who gives a fuck if she can't act?

 

[islandman]

So I take it that you didn't like James Bond.

Or Monster's Ball.

BAPS was a mistake.
Everyone knows it.

After seeing your AV, I can't even remember what Halle looks like.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Guys lick cock for awards. The subtleties could blow your mind.

 

[RastaPope]

I saw Bond last night. She did her job as a Bond girl ok. Hot, bikinis, slutty.

But it got me to thinking again about how much she can't act.

 

[superlittlegirl]

I'd love to observe the subtleties, first hand, of some guy licking another guy's cock.

Guys lick cock for awards. The subtleties could blow your mind.

 

[Off]

Something just occurred to me.

Why don't we ever say that a guy must have sucked cock to get an award?

I mean, we know Hollywood is chock-full of Gaylords, right?

This sounds like a question for DCL.
While you ask it, ask if you can see his trophy case...

 

[Minkey Boodle]

But it got me to thinking again about how much she can't act.

You'd forgotten?

Originally posted by superlittlegirl
I'd love to observe the subtleties, first hand, of some guy licking another guy's cock.

Yeah, me too. I'm sure we could find some volunteers. Anyone? It's for science.

 

[Monazwx]

Originally posted by islandman
After seeing your AV, I can't even remember what Halle looks like.

Monster's Ball was a let down after all the hype when I saw it again.
I didn't expect too much from Bond.
But she is hot, so that much will give her staying power.

I don't like science, but I'll volunteer for the research.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I don't like science, but I'll volunteer for the research.

You're a girl. We're lookin' for male cock-lickers.

 

[Monazwx]

You need someone to record the findings right?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

The more the merrier. Now if we could just get some volunteers.

 

[Spinaroonie]

She was pretty good in MB I thought.

As for the rest of the movie.. eh.

 

[islandman]

You need someone to record the findings right?

And you'll need to someone to stand behind you, to make sure you're recording the findings properly.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

I've never really gotten into watching award shows, but it comes as somewhat of a surprise to learn that they are supposedly based on talent. I always assumed it was about fashion and popularity and marketing. Silly me.

oscars go to the least hated person in hollywood or to the person who has been on the most magazine covers acting doesnt really enter into the equation and lets be honest why should it