How stupid do I feel?

[4est_4est_Gump]

I set every clock in the house back one hour except for mine...



It is too early to be on cup #2.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It is what it is . . . .


You're not a smart man.


I know - I have the same sickness.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Well mama always said that when given a lemon...




Suck on it.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Squeeze it on fish.


I have done the same thing.


Then I got a Hemi clock, so . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Are you bringing me a fish? or teaching me how to fish?


I can show you how to run.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The Hemi knows how to run, as long as we know how to drive.


Maybe the horned toad can drive and we can ride in the back.


Put the fish in the trunk.


Okay, off to be stimulated . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Mah fenders are clickin' the guard rail posts,
The toad beside me is as white as a ghost...

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

my cablebox an phone always does it by itself..

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No clocks?



No religion too?

 

[SeaDaddy1]

My boss just called me: "Are you coming to work today? You usually beat me here."

Me: "Sure. I set my clock back an hour because I knew you would worry about the overtime"

Him: *long pause* "That's not funny."

If it makes the OP feel better, I originally posted the above comment in the wrong thread:http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=42435284&postcount=22

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I was wondering, on both counts.


Now it makes sense. It the old KANSAS joke; now the wheat has longer to grow...