Tyrael
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Take this quiz I found in a humor book I recently aquired to find out!
It's multiple guess.
1 - In 2001, Carol Ann Demaret launched a boycott of a film that offended her. Which film and why?
a - A.I. : Artificial Intelligence. "Abusing children, even robot children, is wrong."
b - Planet of the Apes : "Ape actors should play the ape parts."
c - Bubble Boy : "It mocks people without immunities."
2 - The Brazillian city of Cascavel has banned municipal workers from engaging in what practice?
a - Praying. "Religion has no place in the workplace. Do it on your own time."
b - Spreading gossip. "Public employees have no moral rights."
c - Drinking French roast coffee during breaks. "French roast encourages the perception that Brazilian roast is inferior."
3 - A high preist of the British White Witches is protesting the Warnet Bros. film Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone for what reason?
a - It shows witches in school. "Witches are born, not made."
b - It shows witches riding brooms with the brush end in the back - real witches ride brooms brush end forward.
c - It shows several black witches.
4 - An organization in Florida launched a petition campaign to amend the state constitution to protect which of the following?
a - Pregnant pigs, to protect them from "chronic stress."
b - Brahma bulls, to protect thems from "anti-Hindu terrorism."
c - Human souls, to protect them from "abuse by atheists."
5 - College professor, Jon Willand, who has taught American history for more than 30 years, was reprimanded for doing what?
a - Displaying an old recruiting poster that depicts General George Custer and seeks soldiers to fight "militant Sioux."
b - Stating that the civil rights movement was "all about ego."
c - Arranging the seating chart so that all the "hot babes" sat in front.
6 - Protestors outside the U. S. Embassy in Bombay, India, criticized the Bush administration's White House website (www.whitehouse.gov) for which of the following reasons?
a - Describing a rash as an "Indian burn" in a press release describing George Bush's first presidential medical exam.
b - Showing a picture of the entire Bush family - parents, daughters, two dogs, and a cat anmed India.
c - Stating that Bush "feels the same way about Indian food that his father feels about broccoli."
7 - A Canadian activist organization seeks to change Canada's national antem in what way?
a - Replace "Canadians" with "North Americans." (Endorses ethnic diversity...and better for tourism.)
b - Remove the reference to the "milk of our sacred land." (Offends vegans and the lactose intolerant.)
c - Remove the phrase "all thy sons." (Sexist.)
Will post answers in a bit.
Source : Supremely Satisfying Bathroom Reader.
It's multiple guess.
1 - In 2001, Carol Ann Demaret launched a boycott of a film that offended her. Which film and why?
a - A.I. : Artificial Intelligence. "Abusing children, even robot children, is wrong."
b - Planet of the Apes : "Ape actors should play the ape parts."
c - Bubble Boy : "It mocks people without immunities."
2 - The Brazillian city of Cascavel has banned municipal workers from engaging in what practice?
a - Praying. "Religion has no place in the workplace. Do it on your own time."
b - Spreading gossip. "Public employees have no moral rights."
c - Drinking French roast coffee during breaks. "French roast encourages the perception that Brazilian roast is inferior."
3 - A high preist of the British White Witches is protesting the Warnet Bros. film Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone for what reason?
a - It shows witches in school. "Witches are born, not made."
b - It shows witches riding brooms with the brush end in the back - real witches ride brooms brush end forward.
c - It shows several black witches.
4 - An organization in Florida launched a petition campaign to amend the state constitution to protect which of the following?
a - Pregnant pigs, to protect them from "chronic stress."
b - Brahma bulls, to protect thems from "anti-Hindu terrorism."
c - Human souls, to protect them from "abuse by atheists."
5 - College professor, Jon Willand, who has taught American history for more than 30 years, was reprimanded for doing what?
a - Displaying an old recruiting poster that depicts General George Custer and seeks soldiers to fight "militant Sioux."
b - Stating that the civil rights movement was "all about ego."
c - Arranging the seating chart so that all the "hot babes" sat in front.
6 - Protestors outside the U. S. Embassy in Bombay, India, criticized the Bush administration's White House website (www.whitehouse.gov) for which of the following reasons?
a - Describing a rash as an "Indian burn" in a press release describing George Bush's first presidential medical exam.
b - Showing a picture of the entire Bush family - parents, daughters, two dogs, and a cat anmed India.
c - Stating that Bush "feels the same way about Indian food that his father feels about broccoli."
7 - A Canadian activist organization seeks to change Canada's national antem in what way?
a - Replace "Canadians" with "North Americans." (Endorses ethnic diversity...and better for tourism.)
b - Remove the reference to the "milk of our sacred land." (Offends vegans and the lactose intolerant.)
c - Remove the phrase "all thy sons." (Sexist.)
Will post answers in a bit.
Source : Supremely Satisfying Bathroom Reader.
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