how old?

[mak]

your first time. I scored at 15, she was 25. Learnt a lot, you?

 

[Whispersecret]

Scored? <rolls her eyes>

 

[pandora]

lmao@whisper.....i haven't heard that phrase in well never mind how long.....scored, yeah right. How old are you anyway Mak?

 

[Laurel]

your first time. I scored at 15, she was 25. Learnt a lot, you?

I scored a 95 my first game, but then I took the 16-pound-ball I was using back and got a 12-pound-ball instead. I also had the desk give me a pair of size 8 shoes instead of 8.5. The very next gave I threw two strikes in a row and ended up with a 135! Not too bad!

 

[Tracker]

He shoots, he scores?

Oh boy, here we go again!!! I just have to know Mak, are you even old enough to be on this board? You "scored" at 15 huh? What game were you playing? The last 15 I scored was in golf! Grow up Mak! Real men don't "score"!

 

[Guest]

I don't like to keep score. Games can be more fun when you make up your own rules. lol

 

[Closet Desire]

Scored?

What is so erotic about scoring? This is an erotica board not a Ghengis Khan "rape and pillage" role play.

Sorry...I get really riled when I see sensuality reduced to a game of conquest.

Be really careful...what's good for the goose is good for the gander and there are plenty of women out there looking to "score". Plenty of them are bound to be faster on the draw.

Come to think of it...if she was 25 and you were 15...I'd say she's the one who scored. She didn't hang around did she?

 

[mak]

how old

Hells teeth! Didn't realise so little would upset so much. Apologies for the poor use terminology but when I was 15 it was a score. 27 now and learnt lots. Put your dummies back in kids, it's only a game.
Forgiven?

 

[Closet Desire]

dummies?

On your third post and you're still not doing so hot.

 

[Expertise]

When you're in a hole stop digging.

Time to quit while your behind big fella'

BTW did you keep score on her ass or was there a piece of paper handy?

 

[TN_Vixen]

wondering?

if he took off his shirt and twirled it around his head afterwards?

 

[Juliangel]

Re: When you're in a hole stop digging.

BTW did you keep score on her ass or was there a piece of paper handy?

Probably uses a grease pencil on her butt.

 

[Silverlily]

Re: wondering?

if he took off his shirt and twirled it around his head afterwards?

I just hope he didn't spike the poor girl.

 

[Juliangel]

Re: Re: wondering?

if he took off his shirt and twirled it around his head afterwards?

I just hope he didn't spike the poor girl.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

 

[pandora]

To correct mak on a few issues

First mak, before you speak of something as being so little, you may want to realize that there are a lot of women on this board. What you said that is "so little", took all of the females who reponded the wrong way or we wouldn't have let that "so little" get us pissed off.
Secondly, you have so much to learn if you think we should put our Dummies as you called it in the closet.
Thirdly, you have no right to call me a kid. Do you know me? I hope not and if you do, you won't for long. You being 27 and my being 36, who should call whom a kid. After all, I've never referred to sex as scoring.
And lastly, sex is not a game. If you haven't figured that out, then sonny, you need to grow up.

By the way, you ladies know how to brighten my morning. Thanks, I needed that.

 

[KillerMuffin]

He was 15 and attempted to use a 15 year old vernacular, very badly I might add. Can we not just let bygones be bygones?

At least he never threatened to whoop shyguy's ass and hasn't used more poorly spelled cusswords than regular words in a long post.

Don't worry bout it mak, you hang out around here long enough, you'll be jaded just like they are.

 

[pandora]

KM..you say the sweetest things to us

Don't worry bout it mak, you hang out around here long enough, you'll be jaded just like they are.

 

[Guest]

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm not jaded in the least though...

Of course I'm sweet and innocent and shy and virginal and naive and wonderful and angelic and would never do anything mean and I just don't do that S-E-you know what stuff at all. Nope, not me.

 

[Whispersecret]

I forgive you and am completely willing to give you several more chances to show that you're a thinking, mature adult. However, if after ten or so posts and you're still behaving badly, I reserve the right to spank you. <winks>

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Besides Mak......

Dude……… buddy……….listen up son………..

There's kinda an unspoken rule round here……. you see - I generally am "the one" that gets to make stupid (sometimes innocent but most often blatantly fucking offensive) posts - most specifically directed at "getting a rise out of" the beautious ladies that grace this here board.

I just so love to stir them babes up.

You simply stumbled into my territory and got yer foot caught in a bear trap.

Hey, ya know? Fuck those bitches - if'n I fucked'em - I'd tattoo their initials all over my shaved dick. And when I'd croke - I'd have'em taxi-dermi the damn-dipping thing - and sent it to Cooperstown.......

Oh, ahhhhh……. wrong hall of fame.

Well it does have something to do with balls - and bats - and scoring too.

Huh! Humph! So there.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Grrrrrumble

Sparky you offensive twit. Quit being so darned offensive, you're offending my offensensitive sensitivities and I might just be offended.

 

[Closet Desire]

now killer...

...we've warned you about that!

 

[gordito]

Did you hear the one about the guy who didn't have any place to have sex with his mistress except her bed and her husband always laid beside her. Each time they screwed each other she would aways make sure that he was asleep by pulling a hair out of his ass. Finally he rolled over said,"I don't give a damn if you screw my wife, but would you not use my ass to keep score."

My wife says I am a pretty lousy story teller but I couldn't keep it in any longer. It's kind of like today in the grocery store. I was walking down the cashier line and there was this eldery lady looking at a child's toy that was going tic tic tic tic. It took every bit of restraint I could muster not to go BOOM in a loud voice. I could just see the lady go into a heart attack. See sometimes I am a nice person.

I'm with you'll, any time the word scored is used with sex it has to be a game or a conquest. I think its elemination from your vocabulary is a sign of maturity. My vote is he was using a 15 year olds POV. He's got my unsolicited support.

 

[TN_Vixen]

sparks?

shaved cock? How hairy was that thing to begin with? I mean I understand the balls thing, but c'mon

And... when do we get to see your title? How many has Laurel vetoed anyway?