How often do you masterbate?

7inukbi36

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Guys and Girls, how often do you have the urge to pleasure your self, where is your favorate place to do it, and whats your favorate technique.
 
interesting question

i like to masturbate at least twice a day if i can...and more if i am free to do so...and i like to do it in front of the computer because this is where my stories are.....the rest of your answers are not going on here sorry...
 
At least once a day from Mon to Thur. Sometimes twice. On Fri i must not cause i need to build up semen for my girl on weekends. :)
 
I would say I average every other day. Sometimes more, sometimes less. It depends. ;)
 
How about a masturbation joke?

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
'Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no
other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-ass student in the back of the room
raised his hand and asked, ’What would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class
is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the
teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly
said, ’Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'
 
nice joke... well before i got pregnant maybe three to four times a week...since i got pregnant its between 4-10 times a day....im quite tired...
 
nice joke... well before i got pregnant maybe three to four times a week...since i got pregnant its between 4-10 times a day....im quite tired...

4-10 a DAY?

I thought I did it a lot! I average about 1 a day.
 
nice joke... well before i got pregnant maybe three to four times a week...since i got pregnant its between 4-10 times a day....im quite tired...

4-10 times a day! while pregnant! Tierd but constently horny. yes?
 
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