How Not to Learn Fisting

[coyotepondering]

Background: A friend of mine regularly gets chances to take home free books as part of his job. He had a book come across his desk called Lesbian Sex Secrets for Men. Its not very good and he grabbed it as a gag gift for a friend that sort of fell through. So, my slave and I are at his place and end up looking at it and laughing our asses of.

There are many priceless comments but so many are in the section entiteld "Hand Love," which is devoted to ..... *drum roll* .... fisting!

From the introductory paragraph: "It is inarguably one of the most intimate, intense sexual acts in LesbianLand."

later...

"... there are women who can take and want a large, five-fingered love child inside them, so if you have a partner who is willing, lube up and give her a hand!"

later still...

"Look at her engorged with blood, wrapped around your forearm."

*sigh*

Please folks, don't learn things like fisting from a book like this. Get good advice on safety and basic technique but ... oh, my slave will have to chime in on this. She had some great comments given she was imaging herself the one this would be done to by a hapless reader.

Your comments?

 

[O'Mac]

Comments?

How about: "Ouch"?

 

[sunfox]

"five-fingered love child"

 

[h_i_s]

Background: A friend of mine regularly gets chances to take home free books as part of his job. He had a book come across his desk called Lesbian Sex Secrets for Men. Its not very good and he grabbed it as a gag gift for a friend that sort of fell through. So, my slave and I are at his place and end up looking at it and laughing our asses of.

There are many priceless comments but so many are in the section entiteld "Hand Love," which is devoted to ..... *drum roll* .... fisting!

From the introductory paragraph: "It is inarguably one of the most intimate, intense sexual acts in LesbianLand."

later...

"... there are women who can take and want a large, five-fingered love child inside them, so if you have a partner who is willing, lube up and give her a hand!"

later still...

"Look at her engorged with blood, wrapped around your forearm."

*sigh*

Please folks, don't learn things like fisting from a book like this. Get good advice on safety and basic technique but ... oh, my slave will have to chime in on this. She had some great comments given she was imaging herself the one this would be done to by a hapless reader.

Your comments?

I see nothing wrong with the portions quoted from that book. It is an intimate and intense act, and yes many women do enjoy it. From what i have heard some men enjoy fisting as well. It almost always requires lube of some type, be it natural or artificial. The vagina does become engorged with blood when a woman is aroused, just as the penis does ... and many times fisting may involve a large portion of the forearm and is not limited to a fist. The technique itself is pretty simple .. go slow, use lube, relax & enjoy etc ect. Not much different from other acts of penetration needed as far as instructions are concerned ... other than the object inserted being large for most regarding what they might normally have inserted.

my comments:

i like it.
It's painful sometimes, but so are many other things that i enjoy.

So ... what's the big deal/fuss all about??

 

[LunarKitten]

Background: A friend of mine regularly gets chances to take home free books as part of his job. He had a book come across his desk called Lesbian Sex Secrets for Men. Its not very good and he grabbed it as a gag gift for a friend that sort of fell through. So, my slave and I are at his place and end up looking at it and laughing our asses of.
*snip*
Please folks, don't learn things like fisting from a book like this. Get good advice on safety and basic technique but ... oh, my slave will have to chime in on this. She had some great comments given she was imaging herself the one this would be done to by a hapless reader.

OMG, some of the most hilarious quotes were in this book about all sorts of different subjects. If some random guy came up to me with some of the oneliners in the book he would end up with a very broken ego from my peals of laughter.

But, my Master is very correct, even though there were a few passages about "how to" in the book on fisting...it's very scarey to think someone would take this as the bible of how to fist and end up doing irreversable damage to some woman's insides, especially her bladder control

I know there are a lot of people who like the technique - one my bestest subby friends in the RDU area is a total fisting slut - but it's one of those things that just doesn't appeal to me. There are way too many things that can be damaged on the inside - I'll take my chances with outside damage....ok, so maybe wanting to see the look on a doc's face when I explain how I got that mark is part of it

I think safety is way too ignored sometimes by these self help book authors Of course, I think this particular book could be considered more humour than self help