How much ($'s) of a whore are you?

Sparky Kronkite

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Guys? Would you let a big hairy dude fuck yer ass - for money? How much would it take?

Ladies? Same thing?

All of you - what's yer price?

Here are some of mine........

An ugly dude ass pumping me until completion? $100,000.

A pretty, fem looking young man? Same thing? Maybe $10,000.

Me sucking an ugly man until completion? Maybe not at all - maybe $200,000.

An 80 year old, skinny woman - me doing oral on her? $1000.

Those are some of my whore'ish charges - what might be some of yours?

Ladies? Would you ever do a donkey? How much?

Everyone has a price. They just might not admit it.
 
sparks

you would do oral on an 80 yr. old woman for $1000?

that's just plain wrong.
 
Sparky

You're cheap or have your prices come down through lack of interest?;)
 
Sparky Kronkite said:

An 80 year old, skinny woman - me doing oral on her? $1000.

well Spark .... ha ha ha ... that reminds me of the scene from King Pins when Woody Harrelson went down on his landlady in leiu of rent .... yuck ... and then he vomited ... oh yuck again ...

and no dear ... not everyone has their price .... i would not have sex for money ...

wellll ... ok ... maybe for a million dollars with someone who turned me on ... but hey what are the chances of that, cheri?
 
Iz? I actually had that scene in mind.

In fact the actress playing that part is a friend of mine's mother.

And yes, I do believe that that everyone does have a price - the thing is - meeting it.

If anyone might be standing there, right in front of a ever growing pile of gold, knowing it could be theirs once the pile gets big enough and they perform a certain, natural sex act - well - they would be inclined to take it once the pile met their price.

Considering the benifits that money can bring - over a little bit of spilt cum from an ugly, one time experience - it would be stupid for most folks to not take the money and forget about the nastyness of the experience.

To me not a big deal at all - if the price is right. I find nothing wrong with it. In fact only good - for me and my family.

Any offers out there? Contact me please. Let's negotiate.
 
Re: Iz? I actually had that scene in mind.

Sparky Kronkite said:
In fact the actress playing that part is a friend of mine's mother.
ahhhhhhh ok then dear ... there is still some hope that you might be able to go down on her then? yummy ... lmao ...

but i guess what you are asking is would i do something sexually replusive to me in exchange for a large sum of money ... ummmm ... well i was thinking maybe it is different for men than women ...

cause you implied that you could "forget nastyness of the experience" .... ummmmm well doh ... i could never forget a nasty experience ... it would haunt me ... seriously ...

so what price would it take for me to live with that? geeeeez a hell of a lot of money ... and a thousand bucks wouldn't begin to cut it ... <even U.S. bucks ... lol> ...
 
.... now if you asked me to sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks ....

ay .... now that i could live with ... hee hee
 
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