How much PMing goes on?

[cloudy]

Well, I hope you gave the little tosser what for and told him to sod off out of it, otherwise you'd give him a bunch of fives right on the hooter.

didn't really understand most of it, Lou, but it was still good for a smile!

For what it's worth, I've lived in the south long enough that my friends/family out in Cali make fun of ME now.

Cloudy

 

[Guest]

Cheers mate, meet down the pub then? Bolly's on Pops.

Yep, I'm feeling a bit parched, but make mine a pint of lager, would ya?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

didn't really understand most of it, Lou, but it was still good for a smile!

For what it's worth, I've lived in the south long enough that my friends/family out in Cali make fun of ME now.

Cloudy

We'll make fun of you too if you like...I recognized that southern drawl in your post....

 

[Guest]

didn't really understand most of it, Lou, but it was still good for a smile!

For what it's worth, I've lived in the south long enough that my friends/family out in Cali make fun of ME now.

Cloudy

Btw, I've just turned AVs on, for the first time today, and I love yours! Very beautiful and classy.

Lou

 

[cloudy]

We'll make fun of you too if you like...I recognized that southern drawl in your post....

You can make fun of me if you like, kinda used to it now. And, figured you would recognize it....sorta hard to hide, after all.

For Lou: Thanks for the compliment on my AV! I fell in love with it when I saw it.

Cloudy

 

[Guest]

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Finding out a lot of PMing is going on, while one receives relatively few, is like finding out all your friends get together for group sex and don't invite you.

OK, I'm still bitter. Who thought the high school chess club had a wild side to them?

I'm the girl who serves the punch at those parties....but I've spiked it with ex-lax.....filthy bastards not inviting us P.

 

[cloudy]

I'm the girl who serves the punch at those parties....but I've spiked it with ex-lax.....filthy bastards not inviting us P.

You go, girl!

 

[Guest]

Finding out a lot of PMing is going on, while one receives relatively few, is like finding out all your friends get together for group sex and don't invite you.

OK, I'm still bitter. Who thought the high school chess club had a wild side to them?

Strictly one on one sex for me, although I am open to offers.

I'm the girl who serves the punch at those parties....but I've spiked it with ex-lax.....filthy bastards not inviting us P.

I'm the one who sits in the corner with my best friend, having a "giggle". Or, dancing on the tables... whichever mood takes me at the time, I guess.

Never do much talking, though.

Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'm the girl who serves the punch at those parties....but I've spiked it with ex-lax.....filthy bastards not inviting us P.

What a bunch of bullshit. Your box gets plenty of traffic...

Now send the poor fellow a PM and make nice.

~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Strictly one on one sex for me, although I am open to offers.



I'm the one who sits in the corner with my best friend, having a "giggle". Or, dancing on the tables... whichever mood takes me at the time, I guess.

Never do much talking, though.

Lou

Psssssst.....don't drink the punch.
~A~

 

[Guest]

Psssssst.....don't drink the punch.
~A~

Cheers, hon!

Lou

P.S. PierceStreet... sorry about the filthy tone of my PM, just couldn't help myself.

 

[Black Tulip]

Just watch out for PM's...

The game goes, in order:

Posts
PM's
Literotica Chat (optional)
email
phone/webcam
RL sex

(then back to posts)

Shit. Are you telling me I need a webcam before I can get any RL sex?

That could explain a lot though.

 

[NoJo]

I'm afraid so, black tulip. I can get you started with a spare cam I have. They're pretty cheap nowadays.

If you follow all the steps in order, you'll find that rl sex is not really that good. My preference is to use good old-fashioned Morse Code. I remember a woman (I think it was a woman) I used to Morse who called herself dot dot dash dash dash dash dot. She was one helluva dot dot dot dash dash.

 

[Black Tulip]

Damn, now you have me searching the net to decipher morse!

 

[Guest]

Don't waste your time, Tulip. Joe is so out of it. I'll PM you the Minge Code I use. The blokes love it (very easy to learn and they can tap a whole orgasm's worth of b.s. with their dicks).

Perdita

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Don't waste your time, Tulip. Joe is so out of it. I'll PM you the Minge Code I use. The blokes love it (very easy to learn and they can tap a whole orgasm's worth of b.s. with their dicks).

Perdita

LOL...

nice one, P.

~lucky

 

[Black Tulip]

 

[NoJo]

I draw the line at orgasms. Sorry.

 

[Black Tulip]

Does that mean you do penny-pinching instead of titillating?

 

[NoJo]

No, but I will do a combination of the two: titpinching

 

[Guest]

 

[minsue]

Don't waste your time, Tulip. Joe is so out of it. I'll PM you the Minge Code I use. The blokes love it (very easy to learn and they can tap a whole orgasm's worth of b.s. with their dicks).

Perdita

YOU'RE the one sending it to them?? I was wondering how word got out!!!

Thanks, I've been having myself a lovely time!

 

[minsue]

Finding out a lot of PMing is going on, while one receives relatively few, is like finding out all your friends get together for group sex and don't invite you.

OK, I'm still bitter. Who thought the high school chess club had a wild side to them?

How many PMs do you send to others?

Not really aimed at you, Pierce, you're just the nearest post about not receiving PMs to quote.

 

[Lord Naraku]

I've gotten like 3 PM's that's it. O well.