How much cum have you swallowed in your lifetime?

[Gecko1961]

On average, a man produces 1.5 teaspoons of cum. I’m sure some produce a lot more, and some less. For the sake of this post let’s go with 1.5.

If I’ve done the math correctly.,.
32 swallows = 1 Cup, 64 = 1 Pint, 128 = 1 Quart, 256 = 1/2 Gallon, 512 = 1 Gallon, 1024 = 2 Gallons.

So… how much do you think you’ve swallowed in your lifetime?

 

[Escierto]

My girl is a heavy cummer so probably between a quart and a half gallon. That much up my ass too.

 

[mrno]

Who's counting?

 

[BiliBottoms]

On average, a man produces 1.5 teaspoons of cum. I’m sure some produce a lot more, and some less. For the sake of this post let’s go with 1.5.

If I’ve done the math correctly.,.
32 swallows = 1 Cup, 64 = 1 Pint, 128 = 1 Quart, 256 = 1/2 Gallon, 512 = 1 Gallon, 1024 = 2 Gallons.

So… how much do you think you’ve swallowed in your lifetime?

Using your math, 4-5 gallons... I have only been swallowing a few years

 

[MindYaBitness]

zero

 

[drobert44]

Only from two cocks, and loved it!

 

[gtnlynn]

Not much. Just what I've tasted on my wife's tits and lips. She has no idea how much she has swallowed, but probably not a whole lot.

 

[Cardinal]

On average, a man produces 1.5 teaspoons of cum. I’m sure some produce a lot more, and some less. For the sake of this post let’s go with 1.5.

If I’ve done the math correctly.,.
32 swallows = 1 Cup, 64 = 1 Pint, 128 = 1 Quart, 256 = 1/2 Gallon, 512 = 1 Gallon, 1024 = 2 Gallons.

So… how much do you think you’ve swallowed in your lifetime?

32? Do you keep track?

 

[LisaMayTurner]

I've only just started after years of disliking the goo and I'm 44 years old! I think I've had five helpings so far and counting.

 

[lindi_85]

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Who the fuck knows…
Just sshhh & lie back

 

[tristantrotsky]

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[saintcero]

Only from two cocks, and loved it!

Same for me. I feel like I am on a starvation diet.

 

[tristantrotsky]

Only from two cocks, and loved it!

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[collegegirlsub]

I've only just started after years of disliking the goo and I'm 44 years old! I think I've had five helpings so far and counting.

There's something about swallowing cum as being called a helping that I like. I think it's a cute way to say it.

 

[Submissivepat]

Gallons?

 

[drobert44]

There's something about swallowing cum as being called a helping that I like. I think it's a cute way to say it.

I get so excited when his cock twitches in my thirsty mouth!

 

[drobert44]

I've only just started after years of disliking the goo and I'm 44 years old! I think I've had five helpings so far and counting.

Good for you, lots of cocksuckers here!

 

[CaAm1506]

Whilst I’m not too bothered to work out the volume she’s had - I saw this post and asked my OH would she gives me a rough idea of how many times.

“Well it’s my favourite way to have it so I always opt for it if it’s on the table so I would say ball park figure of between 800 and 1000 times in my life, my go to way to finish off with previous partners and with you, as you well know”

Having worked it out of her years of being sexually active it’s about 2.3 times a month (based on the upper 1000 figure) which is much less than how often we do it so I’d say she’s airing on the side of caution opposed to over egging the numbers.

 

[jasminee]

Only my own. Not too much but I love it

 

[Britva415]

how much do you think you’ve swallowed in your lifetime?

most of it

some went in my ass though

 

[Justhappytobealive]

i don’t know . . . 200 swallows?

About the same for me.

 

[One_ping_only]

i don’t know . . . 200 swallows?

About the same for me.

Not all heroes wear capes

Me saying I'm jealous is such an understatement. Can't lie.

 

[Justhappytobealive]

Place it through the screen and let’s see if I can reach it.

 

[aussiecumslut]

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Who the fuck knows…
Just sshhh & lie back

God this would so be me

 

[aussiecumslut]

Lost track a long time ago but suffice to say a LOT , a REAL LOT , a REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT