How many....

gleam

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...surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?





Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other the fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

:D
 
The other version goes:

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




A fish.

:D

lavender said:
Now that may be the best lightbulb joke I've heard. :)
 
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians screw in hot tubs, not in light bulbs.

-- Latina
 
How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but the lightbulb has got to want to change.
 
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