How many toes do you have?

*taking Toe out of here mouth*

ummm.....I was on number 6....then 9....ohhh shoot....now I have to start over:rolleyes:

*inserting toe back into mouth* What do you mean this isn't the way you count??:p
 
What are all the names of the toes? The fingers all have names -- thumb, pointer, middle finger, ring finger, pinkie. Toes are just Big Toe, Little Toe, and the three in the middle.
 
Well, don't forget the 'sex toe' .. you know the second toe, right next to the big toe ... if that one's the longest then you're great in bed ......


I have a very looooong sex toe;)
 
Really? I've never heard that before. Do you mean if it's longer than the big toe? Mine is, but not by much.
 
celiaKitten said:
Well, don't forget the 'sex toe' .. you know the second toe, right next to the big toe ... if that one's the longest then you're great in bed ......


I have a very looooong sex toe;)

looks at toesies. Nope same size, I guess that theory is blown!

I seem to have 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, 10...YAY!
 
Baron said:
Really? I've never heard that before. Do you mean if it's longer than the big toe? Mine is, but not by much.

Yepper - the longer the better:)
 
so it's my toes that make me a good lover.....

I thought it was cause I had a big dick.
 
2 thumb toes, 2 index toes, 2 middle toes, 2 ring toes, 2 little toes.... you get the calculator and tell me how many there are now. :)
 
sucking them one by one would be a more fun way to find out then a calculator :D
*pulls off your socks*
 
*wiggling my toes*

hehehe now im glad im having a pedicure done fortnightly... now suck away hunni :D
 
celiaKitten said:
Well, don't forget the 'sex toe' .. you know the second toe, right next to the big toe ... if that one's the longest then you're great in bed ......


I have a very looooong sex toe;)
It's not the size of the toe, it's what ya do with it.:D :p
 
inky pee, penny woo, lucy whistle, merry ostle, and Ol' thom bumbo.....then the other foot has the little piggies. That's 10
 
Um...let's see...Ten here....one has this little mole looking thing on it though....it could be a number 11 trying to sprout..
 
nasty said:
It's not the size of the toe, it's what ya do with it.:D :p

Awww yeah! Work that toe Nasty ;)

And, Fly ... it isn't the size of the dick either babe :eek:
 
celiaKitten said:


Awww yeah! Work that toe Nasty ;)

And, Fly ... it isn't the size of the dick either babe :eek:

I know I know, But I have a great imagination, a willingness to learn, and I take direcitns.....


but please. Leave me to my delutions girl. :p
 
Mr. Fly? You can suckle my toes if you wish. I have 10 full toes here, just waiting for that to be done.

I knew a guy back in school who had webbed feet. Didn't do much for me sexually, but he was a nice guy.

Penny :kiss:
 
A hypothetical question:

Can you still be a good lover if your second toe is bigger than your dick?


~H~
 
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