How many Texans joined today?

[Nora]

If we keep up at the rate we've been going lately, we really are gonna take over the board.

Although, I think the Literotica Babe would look hot draped in the Lone Star.

Hiya monkeyman. Welcome to Lit.

 

[monkeyman185]

*raises hand*

 

[freakygirl]

Does it count if I know someone in Texas?

 

[Nora]

*in her best austin-twang*

Where 'bouts ya from?

 

[p_p_man]

If we keep up at the rate we've been going lately, we really are gonna take over the board.

Isn't Iraq enough for you at the moment?

Greedy...greedy...greedy...



ppman

Edited to say "Hi monkeyman185"...

ppm

 

[monkeyman185]

*in her best austin-twang*

Where 'bouts ya from?

Good ol' San Antonio.

 

[freakygirl]

*in her best austin-twang*

Where 'bouts ya from?

Psst.. his "location" says Texas.. I'd be willing to bet that he is from Texas

 

[Nora]

Does it count if I know someone in Texas?

Not if you keep losing 'em like you did with that Ft Bliss boy.


Btw, the "where ya from" was directed to the newb, not to Freaksters as I know from whence she hails.

 

[freakygirl]

Oh...

Hey, I just remembered.. I know 2 people in Texas.

Can I be part of your club now? Pwease!!!!!

 

[monkeyman185]

mmmm Texas club.

 

[freakygirl]

Not if you keep losing 'em like you did with that Ft Bliss boy.


Btw, the "where ya from" was directed to the newb, not to Freaksters as I know from whence she hails.

If I can find him.. then I'll count him and that will be three people I know in Texas

 

[Nora]

Re: Re: How many Texans joined today?

Isn't Iraq enough for you at the moment?

Greedy...greedy...greedy...



ppman

Shaddup or we'll take yer booze away.


Duh, freaksters. That's why I asked!! We have a huge parcel o'land here, so I was trying to narrow it down some! LOL

Monkeyman, your official Lit tourguide is BlueDaisy who takes care of all of the San Antonians with a velvet glove. *smiles* Ok, that sounded raunchy, but I didn't mean it that way. I'm the bitchy welcome wagon for Austin, but I'll stand in her stead for the evening.

So while I've got you here, Monkeyman, I'm bringing Eumenides (she's a poster here, she's also my bestest friend) down to San Antonio next month while she's here visiting. We've got the McVay planned and the Riverwalk...I'm figuring lunch at Rio Rio since it's not horrible and overpriced. Or maybe Earl Able's. What else should I show her?

 

[gina3]

Good ol' San Antonio.

howdy from Houston, monkeyman!!! Welcome

 

[monkeyman185]

Well of course there is the Alamo!

and ummm....the Alamo.

but if your looking for some Good places to eat, there is Alamo Cafe' off of 281 North. And Zio's (if you like italian, not expensive either) at 281 and 1604.


Thanks for the welcome everyone!

 

[Sillyman]

There are an assload of Texans on this board. Nobody out there is getting laid apparently.

 

[Nora]

Oh...

Hey, I just remembered.. I know 2 people in Texas.

Can I be part of your club now? Pwease!!!!!

wellllllllllllll...........

*sigh*

Ok, I guess.

But you'll have to pay out-of-state tuition and entry requires you bring that little toy we discussed last night.


Hidey, Gina! LTNS.

I'm thinking the Alamo by night, Monkeyboy. It's not worth the time to stand in line to go in. Afterall, it's not like there's a basement at the Alamo. The best part is finding the spot where Ozzy pissed back in the 80's.

Sillyboy, I'm pretty sure the entire city of Houston hasn't been laid since 1982. (no offense, Gina)

 

[monkeyman185]

Oh yes! I almost forgot! There is a nice jazz club right off the riverwalk, as well as a bar called Dirty Nelly's Irish Pub, go check them out. Dirty Nelly's also has live comedy at night if I remember correctly. And I don't think I've ever seen a line at the Alamo. Oh the Ripley's Believe it or not museum is right across the street from it.

 

[Lost Cause]

I've always wondered........

How do we know where anyone is truly from?
Landmark identification? State history? I'm not saying anyone is a liar, I'm just saying that a person from say.....Canuckistan, could say they're from L.A. and know all the landmarks.
Anyway, welcome monkeybone!

*You'll get used to me.

 

[Sillyman]

Sillyboy, I'm pretty sure the entire city of Houston hasn't been laid since 1982. (no offense, Gina)

They must be really cranky then.

 

[gina3]

wellllllllllllll...........

*sigh*

Ok, I guess.

But you'll have to pay out-of-state tuition and entry requires you bring that little toy we discussed last night.


Hidey, Gina! LTNS.

I'm thinking the Alamo by night, Monkeyboy. It's not worth the time to stand in line to go in. Afterall, it's not like there's a basement at the Alamo. The best part is finding the spot where Ozzy pissed back in the 80's.

Sillyboy, I'm pretty sure the entire city of Houston hasn't been laid since 1982. (no offense, Gina)

Hey Nora! Not quite 1982 but last week...lol Although I miss him so much it feels like that long!

 

[monkeyman185]

They must be really cranky then.

You have nooooo idea.

 

[Sillyman]

Re: I've always wondered........

How do we know where anyone is truly from?
Landmark identification? State history? I'm not saying anyone is a liar, I'm just saying that a person from say.....Canuckistan, could say they're from L.A. and know all the landmarks.
Anyway, welcome monkeybone!

*You'll get used to me.

Really, you can't trust any information you get on the board up to and including gender and sexual preference. Anything could be a ruse. Since we have no way of proving it effectively to others and others have no way of effectively proving it to us without a certain amount of risk involved, we are basically forced to accept most things at face value on the board.

 

[monkeyman185]

Re: Re: I've always wondered........

Really, you can't trust any information you get on the board up to and including gender and sexual preference. Anything could be a ruse. Since we have no way of proving it effectively to others and others have no way of effectively proving it to us without a certain amount of risk involved, we are basically forced to accept most things at face value on the board.

Tis' the way with most of the internet.

 

[Nora]

Oh yes! I almost forgot! There is a nice jazz club right off the riverwalk, as well as a bar called Dirty Nelly's Irish Pub, go check them out. Dirty Nelly's also has live comedy at night if I remember correctly. And I don't think I've ever seen a line at the Alamo. Oh the Ripley's Believe it or not museum is right across the street from it.

That sounds fairly kickass! Thanks for the tip! Oh, I think BD (bluedaisy) has a meet planned for um...I wanna say April 26th in SA. She posted a thread on the *gag* Playground about it. If you do a search for her screenname, she's got a link to it in her sigline.


Lost Cause? We have a tendency to have meets here in Texas pretty frequently. It's a safe bet that if someone shows up to all of them, they don't live too terribly far.

Or they just have money to burn, in which case I should just shoot for having them adopt me, right?

Sillyman, you don't know from cranky 'til you drive in Houston during rush hour. Which basically lasts all day.

Lucky you, gina! Sure...rub it in.
bitch.

 

[monkeyman185]

No problem, I'll do some research tomorrow on some fun stuff to do and send you a Private Message about it, anything you want me to ask around about?