How Many Of You Can Suck Your Own Dick?

[Wild_Honey_66]

Don't you dare send me pics, video, or rude PMs. Just answer the question, thank you.

 

[hardbiker82]

Don't you dare send me pics, video, or rude PMs. Just answer the question, thank you.

I can't. While it may not the answer you're looking for, I answered it.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I can't. While it may not the answer you're looking for, I answered it.

Thank you!

Were you ever able to?

 

[OrLaTime]

I did once.

Certainly can’t now
If I tried?
Nawww! No way

 

[hardbiker82]

Thank you!

Were you ever able to?

No, never flexible enough. But can't say I never tried. Close but no. lol

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I did once.

Certainly can’t now
If I tried?
Nawww! No way

But you did once!

No, never flexible enough. But can't say I never tried. Close but no. lol

Of course you tried.

 

[hardbiker82]

But you did once!



Of course you tried.

You ever hear Steven Wright's joke about that?

 

[OrLaTime]

But you did once!

Where were you back then to tell me it was ok
One day, I figured it out after months of trying

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You ever hear Steven Wright's joke about that?

No, but i love his deadpan humor. Tell me.

Where were you back then to tell me it was ok
One day, I figured it out after months of trying

Where was i? Probably hiding under my covers, feeling guilty about masturbating but doing it anyway.

 

[peesweetie]

Well...

I don’t have a dick, but when I was 15 I could eat my own pussy? Does that count?

 

[hardbiker82]

No, but i love his deadpan humor. Tell me.

It's more difficult to do it justice here, but imagine his voice.....

'So I was on this airplane, and the stewardesses were going through the instructions in case of a crash. She said in the event of a crash landing, put your head between your legs... And I thought if I could do that, I would've never left home'.

 

[hardbiker82]

I don’t have a dick, but when I was 15 I could eat my own pussy? Does that count?

Now that I've never heard of. Wow. Did you ever leave home? ha ha -- linking to my previous joke.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I don’t have a dick, but when I was 15 I could eat my own pussy? Does that count?

Holy shit! Yes, in fact i think you should get double points.

It's more difficult to do it justice here, but imagine his voice.....

'So I was on this airplane, and the stewardesses were going through the instructions in case of a crash. She said in the event of a crash landing, put your head between your legs... And I thought if I could do that, I would've never left home'.

Ha!

Now that I've never heard of. Wow. Did you ever leave home? ha ha -- linking to my previous joke.

First time I've heard of it as well!

 

[hardbiker82]

Holy shit! Yes, in fact i think you should get double points.



Ha!



First time I've heard of it as well!

I agree, double points!!!

 

[EctoJohn]

Not even close, I'd break in half like a wafer cookie if I would try it.
That's the stuff of urban legend, and I wouldn't even believe it if I did see it.

If there is porn of it somewhere, I don't even wanna know.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Not even close, I'd break in half like a wafer cookie if I would try it.
That's the stuff of urban legend, and I wouldn't even believe it if I did see it.

If there is porn of it somewhere, I don't even wanna know.

I used to have a Lit friend who could. Now what the heck was his name...

 

[peesweetie]

Now that I've never heard of. Wow. Did you ever leave home? ha ha -- linking to my previous joke.

It was... really difficult. Probably why I graduated to a vibrator so quickly.

 

[peesweetie]

Woohoo

I agree, double points!!!

I’m Winning! Suck that 8th grade gym teacher!

 

[hardbiker82]

I’m Winning! Suck that 8th grade gym teacher!

Ha ha... Good reply!! Way to go!! I haven't heard that in a long time. See? Just goes to show, what they thought was nothing to what we have done or are now.

 

[Benbored]

Well

I use to do it all the time.. when everyone would go to bed I would stay up. If not every night at least every other night lol

 

[fuckme65]

me

Don't you dare send me pics, video, or rude PMs. Just answer the question, thank you.

i do it all the time

 

[Benbored]

i do it all the time

Nice...

 

[Jcam1980s]

I tried when i was younger. Got my lips around the head and that was brilliant abd uncomfortable at the same time. No chance now!

 

[2wayroad]

Got the tip of my tongue on it once. I used to jack off into my mouth. I’ve had several vivid and realistic dreams about it. Eventually I gave up and started sucking other guys cocks.

 

[Willy_Wanker]

Not any more sadly - could get most of my bellend in at one point.