How many men............

The first girl I ever had sex with was a big dirty talker. She just loved it. In fact it she pretty much dirty talked my pants off that night... Ah such sweet memories.:heart:

Can't say I'm any good with the dirty talk though. Kind of where my name comes from, don't you know?
 
8ball said:
My girlfriend loves to talk......loudly. We woke up my neighbor's one night. :eek:

One night, I got a bit carried away, or so I thought, and called her my cum-guzzling whore. She came instantly.;) Well, ok, she was about to anyway, but, she said it was a better o for her.
It just slipped out. The phrase that is, anyways, anyother time, I talk to her with respect.


Only in the bedroom could a guy call a woman that without having her beat him senseless....very hot phrase, btw....might have to keep that one in mind for the right opportunity!
 
bharman4102 said:
Only in the bedroom could a guy call a woman that without having her beat him senseless....very hot phrase, btw....might have to keep that one in mind for the right opportunity!

It never hurts to add another "bullet" to the love arsenal!:D
 
I love talking dirty to a guy if the mood fits (most of the time it does). Especially in roleplaying situations where one of us is in complete control, I enjoy having him tell me exactly what he wants done. It always turns me on to hear a man tell me how good I'm fucking/sucking/whatevering him. And it makes me want to do it just that much more!
 
I don't know if it counts as dirty talk? But, I whisper heated scenes and scenarios into her ear during sex, which tends to elict the most interesting results. *Grin* :D ;)
 
I got a solution for you.. Next time your having sex CALL ME and talk dirty WHILE you have sex with him then everyone is happy.

:D

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peachykeen said:
I love to talk dirty during sex, but sadly Mr K does not :(
 
My husband adores it

when I talk dirty to him during a session of downright raw and raunchy sex. Especially if I use very sexually explicit talk to tell him what to do to me and to himself. He will be able to stay hard twice as long and cum with amazing intensity. The funny thing is that I stumbled into this totally by accident.
We were watching a porno together and the dialogue even for a porn film was unusually stupid. All this twit did was " Oh oh oh oh oh" and the guy she was with was particularly impressive. I told my husband that if she was enjoying herself she should have been a little more believable. He asked what I meant. Now being a dramatic person by nature I was quickly able to " act" appropriatly!
I jumped right into character...the guy on the screen happened to be going down on the girl and I started with...."mmmm slow down baby.....I want to feel every nub of your tongue stroking my hot pussy....yesss....just like that, the tip of your tongue only flicking me...tease my clit....ahhhh...so damn good baby...mmmmm now baby suck it deep..yessss....eat my pussy....mmmm...you like it baby? Want me to cum for you? Want me to paint your face with my pussy? Mmmmmm now put that hot tongue deep in my cunt...make me cum....make me cum like the hot fucking slut I am baby"

well I giggled and stopped but he was just standing there with eyes as wide as saucers paying no attention to the scene on the tv and and erection that looked like it hurt. I was blushing but he begged me to keep going, promising, even swearing he'd do anything I asked him. The sex that night was incredible!!!

For his part, he doesn't talk dirty all that often, at least not often enough for me...lol! but it certainly does spice things up when he does. I get particularly driven over the edge when he spends a good 5 -10 minutes drilling me until I'm dangerously close to orgasm then he'll ram his cock balls deep, push my legs wide apart and thumb my clit but nothing else all the while in this deep voice asking..." Do you want my cock? Do you want to have my cock deep in that hot cunt of your, fucking you? Then say it! Tell me how much you want my cock my little cockslut." which of course gets me going on my own little dirty tangent.

It can be fun if it's done right and at the right moment. Now were he to call me a cockslut at oh say...the PTA meeeting or over breakfast I'd hafta kill him!:D
 
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Mstrskey said:
It can be fun if it's done right and at the right moment. Now were he to call me a cockslut at oh say...the PTA meeeting or over breakfast I'd hafta kill him!:D

Dunno, it might lighten up the PTA meeting
*cue the cheesy 70's music as all the soccer moms start to orgy on the auditorium floor......
 
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James G 5 said:
Dunno, it might lighten up the PTA meeting
*cue the cheesy 70's music as all the soccer moms start to orgy on the auditorium floor......

Wouldn't it be pussy sluts if it were just women? :D
 
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WynEternal said:
Wouldn't it be pussy sluts if it were just women? :D

well for HIM to say it there'd have to be at least 1 dad there.....
and wouldn't HE be a lucky SOB
Reverse gang-bang WOOHOO!
 
OMFG!!!

I about peed my pants at that image!!!
Thanks James, that was a much needed laugh!
 
especially since according to the hubby

the PTA/Soccer moms run into two distinct categories...

MILF and " omg man how much beer did you drink?"
 
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Mstrskey said:
I about peed my pants at that image!!!
Thanks James, that was a much needed laugh!

No golden showers LOL
And he could have at the MILFS and leave all the OMG's to the butch lady gym teachers ;)
 
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James G 5 said:
well for HIM to say it there'd have to be at least 1 dad there.....
and wouldn't HE be a lucky SOB
Reverse gang-bang WOOHOO!

He'd die happy. LOL
 
well you know...

I once had a med student friend of mine tell me that all men CUM and go at the very end...lol!:D

He would indeed die a happy man!
 
A bit of erotic or dirty talk is great, does turn me on but I refuse having someone call me stuff like "whore" and "slut".
 
Both myself and my b/f love dirty talk! Of course it depends on the mood of the sex session but in the midst of a wild raunchy fucking I love to hear him say naughty things to me, like calling me his slut and telling me how much he enjoys fucking the hell out of my pussy or my ass.

He enjoys hearing me just as much. I'll say something like "Oh baby, fuck me harder! Make me your little whore! Your dick feels so good inside my pussy. "

Stuff like that never fails to drive him over the edge.

I know a lot of women are embarrassed by that sort of thing, but it's never bothered me a bit. I'm a pretty verbal person in all areas of life.
 
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unless of course they lets say 'violate' him in many ways.. :)

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James G 5 said:
well for HIM to say it there'd have to be at least 1 dad there.....
and wouldn't HE be a lucky SOB
Reverse gang-bang WOOHOO!
 
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SupaStyles said:
unless of course they lets say 'violate' him in many ways.. :)

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One man's violation is another man's......:D
 
awww stop being such a spoiled sport... hehe

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Lovepotion69 said:
A bit of erotic or dirty talk is great, does turn me on but I refuse having someone call me stuff like "whore" and "slut".
 
I absolutely love to hear my husband whisper absolutely filth to me!! I could almost cum just hearing him talk...he is THAT good. I was not one to say much until he got me talking...asking me what I liked, telling me to say certain things...I just love it. I am actually getting excited just thinking about it...I can't wait until tomorrow night!!!!! Thanks for bringing this up. :kiss:
 
I love talking erotically all day long...hot whispered words in passing especially if we are out in public.....it is such a build up to hot sex later.....foreplay is so much more than what happens in the bedroom!:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
How did we wind up with TWO active threads relating to talking dirty? <shrug> Good topic though...

For the record, I'm very much in favor of it.

Mstrskey, your story here was VERY hot; it'd work on me! :D
 
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