How many fetishes do you "suffer" from?

[NicoleZ]

When I was little, my Daddy used to read a lot of medical journals and my little brother and I were strictly told that he was not to be disturbed. But as we could hear him hoot “suffer” and then scream with laughter, we decided that they must be comics after all, so we decided to sneak a look. It turned out it was only an advert for something called "Lidocaine retarding cream" with the caption “Do You Suffer from Premature Ejaculation?” We soon returned to our own games, my brother to play with his cars and me with my beloved Barbie and Sindy dolls. The next day my brother had forgotten all about it but I decided to ask Mum if Daddy “suffered from prema-ture e-jack-ulationons” only for her to explode into helpless laughter herself.

Anyway, how many fetishes do you “suffer” from? No need to name them by the way. Me? Eight. I don't know if it a case of "that many?" or "only?", but I'd like to find out.

 

[vibes]

When I was little, my Daddy used to read a lot of medical journals and my little brother and I were strictly told that he was not to be disturbed. But as we could hear him hoot “suffer” and then scream with laughter, we decided that they must be comics after all, so we decided to sneak a look. It turned out it was only an advert for something called "Lidocaine retarding cream" with the caption “Do You Suffer from Premature Ejaculation?” We soon returned to our own games, my brother to play with his cars and me with my beloved Barbie and Sindy dolls. The next day my brother had forgotten all about it but I decided to ask Mum if Daddy “suffered from prema-ture e-jack-ulationons” only for her to explode into helpless laughter herself.

Anyway, how many fetishes do you “suffer” from? No need to name them by the way. Me? Eight. I don't know if it a case of "that many?" or "only?", but I'd like to find out.

I kinda enjoy nice feet

But eight! you should definitely name them

 

[Handley_Page]

When I was little, my Daddy used to read a lot of medical journals and my little brother and I were strictly told that he was not to be disturbed. But as we could hear him hoot “suffer” and then scream with laughter, we decided that they must be comics after all, so we decided to sneak a look. It turned out it was only an advert for something called "Lidocaine retarding cream" with the caption “Do You Suffer from Premature Ejaculation?” We soon returned to our own games, my brother to play with his cars and me with my beloved Barbie and Sindy dolls. The next day my brother had forgotten all about it but I decided to ask Mum if Daddy “suffered from prema-ture e-jack-ulationons” only for her to explode into helpless laughter herself.

Anyway, how many fetishes do you “suffer” from? No need to name them by the way. Me? Eight. I don't know if it a case of "that many?" or "only?", but I'd like to find out.

Suffering PE is NOT a fetish; it's a condition which only lately has been thought of as 'serious'.
It's bloody embarrassing.

 

[lovecraft68]

Hmm

Feet
Incest role play
Bondage

 

[EverLux]

There are two things I need to picture during sex in order to get "there." One is impregnation, and the other I'll keep to myself
I've never told any sex partners about them.

So, two fetishes. Countless kinks.

 

[lovecraft68]

There are two things I picture during sex (and haven't told any partners about, so far) that always help me "get there." One is impregnation, and the other I'll keep to myself

So, two fetishes. Countless kinks.

My wife envisions being gang banged

 

[EverLux]

My wife envisions being gang banged

(I had to edit my post to better reflect my reality)

I firmly maintain that your wife and I would make fantastic friends

 

[Kantarii]

Suffer from a fetish? Is that even possible? That makes it sound like they plague the individual who has them. I don't have any fetishes that I suffer from or plague me. There are several things I enjoy doing.Kant.

 

[lovecraft68]

(I had to edit my post to better reflect my reality)

I firmly maintain that your wife and I would make fantastic friends

The funny thing was years ago when she admitted it she looked nervous, like I would care. She felt better when I confessed that many times when I was behind her I was picturing her head in another guy's lap.

Neither of us want to really do it, but its just a fun little extra giddy up when we mess around.

 

[oggbashan]

I enjoy writing about fetishes.

 

[lovecraft68]

I enjoy writing about fetishes.

So your fetish is fetish?

 

[EverLux]

So your fetish is fetish?

You beat me to it.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Hey, just because I write about it doesn't mean I have one.

 

[lovecraft68]

You beat me to it.

Don't worry grasshopper, you'll get there.

 

[oggbashan]

So your fetish is fetish?

My fetish is writing about obscure fetishes to try to meet the needs of those who have that fetish.

I'm still trying to finish my story about South Indian Women's Hairy and Sweaty Armpits. That fetish has tens of thousands of followers on the Indian sub-continent, but can I write something believable?

I've been trying for five years. I'll get the story finished sometime.

 

[lovecraft68]

My fetish is writing about obscure fetishes to try to meet the needs of those who have that fetish.

I'm still trying to finish my story about South Indian Women's Hairy and Sweaty Armpits. That fetish has tens of thousands of followers on the Indian sub-continent, but can I write something believable?

I've been trying for five years. I'll get the story finished sometime.

There was a woman who posted multiple times in story ideas about the armpit thing, showed off her own several times. Umm....no thank you.

 

[EverLux]

Don't worry grasshopper, you'll get there.

Psh. All it means is that you refreshed the page sooner than I did.

 

[Carnal_Flower]

Big, throbbing 8 INCH dicks

 

[EverLux]

Big, throbbing 8 INCH dicks

HA! Nicely done

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I've always enjoyed dangerous work and dangerous people. Its not always fun but its always satisfying. Sexual turn-ons are fat girls around 200 pounds or so.

 

[CoffeeWithMonkeys]

Ummmm
None?
Some?
I always wanted to find a foot fetish sugar daddy because I love $$$$$ shoes and socks and I would take a million pictures of my feet in them for someone if they would just indulge me and buy me pretty socks and shoes!

 

[EverLux]

Ummmm
None?
Some?
I always wanted to find a foot fetish sugar daddy because I love $$$$$ shoes and socks and I would take a million pictures of my feet in them for someone if they would just indulge me and buy me pretty socks and shoes!

Create a youtube channel and post vids of your feet--naked, in stockings, in heels, crushing things with those heels, etc. Get a PO Box, create an Amazon wish list, and put the link in your youtube profile. You can also charge for requests.

At least, I've heard that some women do that...

 

[CoffeeWithMonkeys]

Create a youtube channel and post vids of your feet--naked, in stockings, in heels, crushing things with those heels, etc. Get a PO Box, create an Amazon wish list, and put the link in your youtube profile. You can also charge for requests.

At least, I've heard that some women do that...

Sweet!I may try this!
No Amazon wishlist though, they don't sell what I like There's only one brand of shoes I wear, and I like socks from sock dreams, not all are $$$ but the things I would do for their socks! I squeal like a 5 year old when I get a package in the mail from them!

 

[lovecraft68]

Create a youtube channel and post vids of your feet--naked, in stockings, in heels, crushing things with those heels, etc. Get a PO Box, create an Amazon wish list, and put the link in your youtube profile. You can also charge for requests.

At least, I've heard that some women do that...

Just a short video of dangling a sexy heel off the toe with the legs crossed might do something for someone with a foot fetish...I've been told that anyway.

 

[lovecraft68]

Ummmm
None?
Some?
I always wanted to find a foot fetish sugar daddy because I love $$$$$ shoes and socks and I would take a million pictures of my feet in them for someone if they would just indulge me and buy me pretty socks and shoes!

I'll pay you $25 to take a picture of your feet in sheer blue stockings with dark nail polish and create an ID called "Feet for LC only" and post in your profile your feet are only for me to look at.

Okay, that was a bit of a private joke.