How Many Do You Have?

[Loradai]

17 but I'm old and got my first one at age 16

HM musical instruments can you play?

2

HM "love of my life" have you had?

 

[merryohmd]

2

HM "love of my life" have you had?

1 and she dumped me over 40 years ago. I've been married to someone else for 37 years but just have never thought of her the same way.

HM bad dates have you been on?

 

[newbiebabe]

1 and she dumped me over 40 years ago. I've been married to someone else for 37 years but just have never thought of her the same way.

HM bad dates have you been on?

Honestly only one.. and it wasn't necessarily bad, I just realized early I wasn't interested in or attracted to him.

HM movies do you go see in the theater each month?

 

[merryohmd]

Honestly only one.. and it wasn't necessarily bad, I just realized early I wasn't interested in or attracted to him.

HM movies do you go see in the theater each month?

normally 8 to 10 - depends on how many weekends in a month because I usually go to 2 each weekend

HM concerts have you been to in 2014?

 

[talk2meaboutart]

About two

How many times have you been walked-in on this year?

 

[ElijaRDC]

About two, provided there are good movies.

How many times have you been walked-in on this year?

None, unless you count pets, in which case it's been every single time.

How many candles do you have?

 

[merryohmd]

None, unless you count pets, in which case it's been every single time.

How many candles do you have?

About a dozen but only 2 out right now

HM rooms have you had painted purple or some shade of purple?

 

[Cymru6969]

About a dozen but only 2 out right now

HM rooms have you had painted purple or some shade of purple?

None whatsoever.

How many floors in your residence?

 

[merryohmd]

None whatsoever.

How many floors in your residence?

3

HM cars do you have now?

 

[Cymru6969]

3

HM cars do you have now?

I feel as if I've already answered this question, but the answer is 4.

How many hours of sleep do you require?

 

[alfa1]

I feel as if I've already answered this question, but the answer is 4.

How many hours of sleep do you require?

7

how many times do you masturbate a week?

 

[talk2meaboutart]

Too many to count...but probably 8-10ish.

How many syllables in your full name?

 

[Cymru6969]

Too many to count...but probably 8-10ish.

How many syllables in your full name?

Back it up. 8-10? Ish? That's a full-time job! Nice work
if you can get it.

Syllables. Depends. If you can speak Welsh, five. If you
butcher it as most will, six or seven

 

[talk2meaboutart]

Back it up. 8-10? Ish? That's a full-time job! Nice work
if you can get it.

Syllables. Depends. If you can speak Welsh, five. If you
butcher it as most will, six or seven

Well, once daily in the shower after the morning run. Some mutual masturbation sessions with the fiance here or there. Possibly a Lit-inspired encounter every once in a while. I suppose they add up quickly...is it too cliche to say it just comes naturally?

 

[Cymru6969]

Well, once daily in the shower after the morning run. Some mutual masturbation sessions with the fiance here or there. Possibly a Lit-inspired encounter every once in a while. I suppose they add up quickly...is it too cliche to say it just comes naturally?

Admirable. Keep it up.

How many different kinds of cheese in your fridge?

 

[Misshotndeep]

Admirable. Keep it up.

How many different kinds of cheese in your fridge?

5

How many naked pictures of yourself have you taken this month?

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

5

How many naked pictures of yourself have you taken this month?

Zero
Same question right back at ya!

 

[Misshotndeep]

Zero
Same question right back at ya!

Zero as well.

How many cars do you have?

 

[emma_the_librarian]

Zero as well.

How many cars do you have?

One. And my two-car garage is ornery about it.

How many sexy text sessions have you had this month?

 

[lexieredefined]

One. And my two-car garage is ornery about it.

How many sexy text sessions have you had this month?

Zero for phone text. Others? *zips lip*

How many bikes do you own?

 

[newbiebabe]

Zero for phone text. Others? *zips lip*

How many bikes do you own?

zip

How many times do you cut your hair each year?

 

[merryohmd]

Zero for phone text. Others? *zips lip*

How many bikes do you own?

3 counting the wife's

HM flowers are growing in your yard/garden?

 

[emma_the_librarian]

3 counting the wife's

HM flowers are growing in your yard/garden?

I have two rocks and a sprinkler system covered by dirt, so... no flowers.

HM plants in/near your bathroom?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I have two rocks and a sprinkler system covered by dirt, so... no flowers.

HM plants in/near your bathroom?

Actually none. Only 1 of our bathrooms gets any natural light, and that one, not very much.

HM plants have died under your care in the last year?

 

[Loradai]

Actually none. Only 1 of our bathrooms gets any natural light, and that one, not very much.

HM plants have died under your care in the last year?

none but I do buy plants because they will die

HM pairs of PJs do you have?