How Many Do You Have?

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How many people have you slept with that spoke a different language?
Two, both prostitutes in foreign lands.

I love the Pig Latin reference above, though.

ease-Play uck-Fay e-May ard-Hay and ong-Lay!

How many foreign language films have you watched all the way through?
 
Two, both prostitutes in foreign lands.

I love the Pig Latin reference above, though.

ease-Play uck-Fay e-May ard-Hay and ong-Lay!

How many foreign language films have you watched all the way through?

Too many foreign language films to count -- I love them!

In how many languages can you swear or know dirty words?
 
How many pool laps do you like to do?
As many as it takes me to catch up with the swim team babe whose trying to escape me.

How many times had a member of the opposite sex accidentally revealed their "private parts" to you? (I was accidentally flashed twice on the job; a girl in a swimming pool was adjusting her top while I was watching with a snorkel mask; and once I walked into a back yard to deliver a package as directed by the home owner only to find the renter sitting naked on the edge of the hot tub. Good times :))
 
As many as it takes me to catch up with the swim team babe whose trying to escape me.

How many times had a member of the opposite sex accidentally revealed their "private parts" to you? (I was accidentally flashed twice on the job; a girl in a swimming pool was adjusting her top while I was watching with a snorkel mask; and once I walked into a back yard to deliver a package as directed by the home owner only to find the renter sitting naked on the edge of the hot tub. Good times :))


Once. Was walking down the street when a guy in a car smiled at me. When I walked by, noticed he was stroking himself!

How often to attend church?
 
None. I think I've been missing out. Makes note to remedy that situation for her...

What's the most times you've come in one day?

maybe 3 times...never in one session though...most I have ever come with a partner in one session is two times...

How many presents do you buy during the year because of there being a sale...and figure out who to give it to later?
 
maybe 3 times...never in one session though...most I have ever come with a partner in one session is two times...

How many presents do you buy during the year because of there being a sale...and figure out who to give it to later?

One. I don't have many people to give them too.
How many books have you read this week?
 
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