How Many Do You Have?

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Hmmm interesting question I like two - mouth and, well, you know.

How many times do you go out seeking sex in a month?

Not enough

Do you go out specifically seeking sex, or go out for another reason and hope you meet someone fun, and how often (just to keep the number question going)
 
Not enough

Do you go out specifically seeking sex, or go out for another reason and hope you meet someone fun, and how often (just to keep the number question going)

Zero, I'm boring lol

How many times do you orgasm a week?
 
None (oh SO romantic!!;) )

How many collars do you have?

Me, or the dogs? None for me; all my collars are attached to shirts (I am not a priest, nor am I into submission)...and the dogs have one each.

How many pairs of crotchless panties do you have?
 
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Me, or the dogs? None for me; all my collars are attached to shirts (I am not a priest, nor am I into submission)...and the dogs have one each.

How many pairs of crotchless panties do you have?

About 2 dozens.

How many thong underwears do you have?
 
yes only one!


I have 3 or 4 boxes, but I don't remember exactly how many in a box.

How many Fleshlights do you have?

Do you mean torches? or those rubber vaginas?

If the latter, none ... now! I used to have two. I wore one out!! I cut up the last one just the other day and threw it in the trash.
 
I have two children, may I ask you the same question?

3, and they are great, just beginning to realize as we close in on nearly 19 years of parenting how lucky we are ...

How many open bottles of wine do you have?
 
3, and they are great, just beginning to realize as we close in on nearly 19 years of parenting how lucky we are ...

How many open bottles of wine do you have?

Uhh.... none. I tend to finish them. :eek:

How many vacation days do you have per year?
 
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