How many dates does it take to get a Christian Mingle girl to do anal?

[starrheat]

......

 

[Wings]

Not a thing ....wanna cum over?

Hey dude, no girl uses the spelling "cum" so soon. Tuck a little tighter and try again.

 

[lovetoread]

I snorted.

 

[Saint Peter]

I snorted.

I got an image of KS in drag.



There are some things that cannot be unseen.

 

[starrheat]

.......

 

[Wings]

Stop bathing your cat you filthy animal.

 

[Wings]

Oh sorry, let me put that so you can read it.

Stop bathing ur cat.

 

[Beco]

For the right guy it might not even take one date.

man, you're easy....make sure he wears a condom

 

[mark197205]

Hey dude, no girl uses the spelling "cum" so soon. Tuck a little tighter and try again.

This is part of the reason why I love you.

 

[jomar]

My personal best was first date, same at the other sites.

 

[starrheat]

.......

 

[Wings]

Fuck you and your name calling! I am no ones hitch!

 

[Wings]

This is part of the reason why I love you.

 

[Saint Peter]

This is not going to end well.

 

[mark197205]

Fuck u and ur name calling! I am no one's hitch!

Fixed it.

 

[starrheat]

,.......

 

[jomar]

I saw an evil hitch once. The boat floated but the trailer and truck were submerged.

 

[Wings]

I broke a hitch once, I accidentally backed it into a cinder block wall. I said a lot of swear words that day.

 

[islandman]

It was a stupid movie.

But his apartment was AWESOME.

 

[jomar]

Make that twice.

The trailer with the riding mowers passed us in the other lane. I was glad I wasn't driving and to junior to hook it up.

 

[Beco]

My personal best was first date, same at the other sites.

Anal on the first date? Impressive...

 

[Saint Peter]

I have had a few evil hitches.

Each one of those hitches got a house and a nice truck.

 

[Wings]

Where do you buy your hitches? That seems excessive.

 

[islandman]

I could use a new truck.

Let's get hitched, Petey.

That's legal in CO, yes?

 

[Saint Peter]

Where do you buy your hitches? That seems excessive.

Pete's AssHook World.

Pete'sAssHookWorld.com