How many bad pickup lines can one put in a song?

Always good to see appreciation for Al's originals, which as far as I'm concerned, are even better than the parodies :D

If you've never heard them, look up "The Night Santa Went Crazy" and "Albuquerque" Or go way back to the classics with "Happy Birthday" and "Good Ol' Days"
 
Always good to see appreciation for Al's originals, which as far as I'm concerned, are even better than the parodies :D

If you've never heard them, look up "The Night Santa Went Crazy" and "Albuquerque" Or go way back to the classics with "Happy Birthday" and "Good Ol' Days"

I always liked Spend one more minute with you. That one cracks me up.
 
I always liked Spend one more minute with you. That one cracks me up.

I sent that to an ex who thought she'd gotten away with cheating on me once, looped, on a 90 minute tape. I sincerely hope she got to the line "I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you"

Somehow, I doubt it though.
 
I sent that to an ex who thought she'd gotten away with cheating on me once, looped, on a 90 minute tape. I sincerely hope she got to the line "I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you"

Somehow, I doubt it though.

I doubt is as well. My first wife did that to me. They don;t get much. We can only sit back and hope they contract and die from syphilis.
 
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