how long does it take to load a story?

[kel662]

i'm totally amateur at this, when my stories finally load then plz read, most ppl i've shown like them!
but if any of you can tell me roughly how long it takes to load up these stories cos it seems to b taking forever! thanks

kel xx

 

[raphy]

If by load, then you mean submit - I think you need to speak to MathGirl.....


Oh, MG.... Got another one for you here!

 

[Quasimodem]

I thought it was the Readers who had to reload before each story

 

[kel662]

yeah i meant submit! sorry lol....who's she? mathgirl...or where can i find her?

 

[raphy]

Oh, don't worry about that. You've asked The Question. She'll turn up soon enough....

 

[kel662]

grr bloody computer....ignore the story part :S lol

 

[kel662]

lol..alright..i ent talking crap honest...this thing is confusing me...
was just saying thanks, and i tried to include my story to the message but it doesnt like word files so never mind lol

 

[Quasimodem]

Weeeell!

"Everybodies hear about the "WORD"!
If you try to post "WORD"
Lit'll give you the BIRD!"

Com'on, let's hear it for The Trashmen!


Edited to Include the Following

While you are waiting for MathGirl to answer THE QUESTION,
You might do some research into who MG is, by checking our: Up Your Vocabulary with MG - A Daily Contribution here in Author's Hangout.

 

[MathGirl]

The Answer

Usually three to five days. Sometimes up to a week if it's deer season.
MG
Ps. Quaz: Reload DIS, Ironhead.
Pss. LOL (I've decided to join the happy throng that includes that with every message).

 

[kel662]

ok thanks

 

[gauchecritic]

To date this has been the closest to perfect Question and answer.

Kel: How long etc?

Raph, Quazi and Kel chat.

Maths: The answer.

Kel: OK thanks.

Now if we can just have the question thread involving only the newbie and Maths, then we have Nirvana.

Gauche

 

[Guest]

Re: The Answer

Pss. LOL (I've decided to join the happy throng that includes that with every message).

I wondered what was going on, Maths. Personally, I can't buy LOL from you.

Perdita (who loves to laugh but rarely out loud, at least in public)

 

[Seattle Zack]

then we have Nirvana.

Gauche

With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yeah

--Zack (experiencing a grunge flashback)

 

[MathGirl]

To date this has been the closest to perfect Question and answer.

Dear Gauchie,
Never happen. Somone will feel the need to post a summary.
MG

 

[Guest]

 

[MathGirl]

I wonder if this would work?

Okay, everybody, this thread is OVER. Question asked and answered. No reason to continue this thread.

Go on home now, ya hear? Shoo.
LOL
MG

 

[Guest]

mmmummble mummmble

 

[Quasimodem]

I've got a gun!

Take this thread to the topic: "Incest Amongst A Multiple Personality Disorder."

 

[gauchecritic]

Multiple personalities are rarely blood relatives, except by body.

But you can bet if anyone did write a story on this subject then the relationship would involve cousins or step-relatives, which are about as incestuous as man and wife.

Forget it, it's a backclicker.

Gauche

 

[MathGirl]

I should have known

Just can't leave it alone, can you?
MG
Ps. I can't, either. It's like a switch with a sign "Do Not Flip This Switch - The World Will End." Well, you just gotta see what would happen.
Pps. LOL
Ppps. Quaz: Good grief! That's a stupid orange water pistol. You could have at least painted it black.
Pppps. From the AVs, I can tell that Perdita found the big tights sale at WalMart.

 

[Guest]

Re: I should have known

From the AVs, I can tell that Perdita found the big tights sale at WalMart.

Fooled you again!

But, listen, girlie. I hope you meant big sale (vs. big tights).

near-harumphing,

Perdita

 

[Icingsugar]

I've got a gun!

I've got a gnu. Wanna trade?

Take this thread to the topic: "Incest Amongst A Multiple Personality Disorder."

R they really family in there? How about a mutlible personality, orgy? Really convenient. You can have it in the back of your head on the bus, with one personality keeping guard. And not a soul will notice.

Ok, it's late.

 

[Guest]

Re: I should have known

 

[Quasimodem]

I've got a gnu. Wanna trade?...

Gno! Whadda yah think, I'm dyslectic

 

[Xelebes]

Re: The Answer

Usually three to five days. Sometimes up to a week if it's deer season.
MG
Ps. Quaz: Reload DIS, Ironhead.
Pss. LOL (I've decided to join the happy throng that includes that with every message).

But to load usually happens between 0.25 to 20 seconds.