How long do stiff necks typically last?

[GimpyIntellect]

Fuck man.

Sometime on March 26th my neck started really hurting. It's not as bad now, but it's still lingering. I've never really had any neck problems before.

It's been almost 4 weeks. That seems like a long time.

Anyone know the cure?

Am I going to die???

 

[rocket_surgery]

Usually just as long as it take to stroke one out.


Oh, neck. My bad.

 

[Saint Peter]

It seems all of that dick sucking comes with a price.


Get well soon.

 

[Carnevil9]

Four weeks? Man, I'd see a doctor, toot pronto. Or at least a chiropractor.

 

[pink]

2 days.

 

[Hard_Rom]

A simple strain or pulled muscle should be okay by now. Unless you are reinjuring or aggravating it.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

It seems all of that dick sucking comes with a price.


Get well soon.

No.

That would explain my sore knees.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[coachdb18]

According to the commercials, if it stays stiff for longer than four hours, you should see your doctor... Oh, wait <wrong commercial.. and I'm soooo embarrassed>

 

[yossi]

Head to a Chiropractor if there's one that you trust.

I haven't know them to last longer than a few days.

 

[Rightguide]

Fuck man.

Sometime on March 26th my neck started really hurting. It's not as bad now, but it's still lingering. I've never really had any neck problems before.

It's been almost 4 weeks. That seems like a long time.

Anyone know the cure?

Am I going to die???

See your doctor you may have degenerative bone disease in your neck. Could be pinching a nerve.

 

[yossi]

And, yes, you're definitely going to die.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

And, yes, you're definitely going to die.

Fuck, this isn't what I wanted to hear.


If it's true, my only regret will have been not spending more time with you, yossi.

 

[Aquagal]

It's your pillow, get a new one.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

It's your pillow, get a new one.

I sleep without a pillow.

Maybe I need one!

 

[Aquagal]

I sleep without a pillow.

Maybe I need one!

How do you fill in that space in your neck?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

How do you fill in that space in your neck?

I don't.

I've never slept with a pillow. Only use one in bed for TV watching.

 

[yossi]

Fuck, this isn't what I wanted to hear.


If it's true, my only regret will have been not spending more time with you, yossi.

We'll hold a nice lit memorial service for you, gimp. People will come out of the woodwork to talk about how they always knew things would turn out this way. There​ will be wailing and gnashing of teeth, I promise.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

We'll hold a nice lit memorial service for you, gimp. People will come out of the woodwork to talk about how they always knew things would turn out this way. The will be willing and gnashing of teeth, I promise.

Should we start searching for old threads now?

 

[sircumvent]

I don't.

I've never slept with a pillow. Only use one in bed for TV watching.

If you sleep on your back then you don't need a pillow, but if you sleep on your side you need to keep your head aligned with your spine. If you don't then you can aggravate the disc in your neck. Also, do you work on a computer for long periods of time?

 

[yossi]

Should we start searching for old threads now?

That would be best for knitting together a proper eulogy. Won't be long for poor old gimp; God rest his soul.

 

[jaF0]

Tell Carrie to quit kicking you in the head at night.

 

[yossi]

Tell Carrie to quit kicking you in the head at night.

Honestly though, if you woke up to Kevin James wouldn't you be tempted?

 

[adrina]

Ice gel pacs are wonderful things.

Massage therapists too.


Or do we need to amputate?

 

[Conager]

Did you, perchance, get a ciallis stuck in your throat?