Gilly Bean
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to have only been up a half an hour, and yet, to know instinctivly that today is your WORST DAY EVER?!?!?!?
How is it possible
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Gilly Bean
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You don't understand, I've already resorted to kicking and cursing (very loudly, and in front of the neighbors) at my car.
Then, I threw things.
I had a temper tantrum.
And I am still wired and pissed off!
Then, I threw things.
I had a temper tantrum.
And I am still wired and pissed off!
Gilly Bean
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-insert really loud scream here- I just took a bite of my hubby made breakfast, and didn't even bite down fully before grease spit out, and burned my lip.
I HATE TODAY
I HATE TODAY
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Ummmm ... that's a bad day ... really bad bad bad ....
Unsolicited advice: Go to bed, go directly to bed, pull the covers over your head, pretend you are dead.
Unsolicited advice: Go to bed, go directly to bed, pull the covers over your head, pretend you are dead.
Gilly Bean
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Be afraid, be very afraid.
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It's beautiful, but I do believe that I am beyond help today.
I need to really take up recreational drugs, so I can drift away on a cloud of chemical bliss.
Hell, where's my old scrip of vicodan?
I need to really take up recreational drugs, so I can drift away on a cloud of chemical bliss.
Hell, where's my old scrip of vicodan?
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Maybe this joke'll brighten things up a bit...
A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her recently- married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But, you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her recently- married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But, you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
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Gilly Bean said:
Big kiss and Hug for you Gilly.
Get to feeling better.
Bill in Cincy
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Hey
I have some percocet!
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I have some percocet!
Gilly Bean
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So, wht are you really saying, huh? That I need ironing?
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Hugs Gilly Bean
try to attempt to do something you enjoy. Hang in there the next 24 hours.
Peace,
Tulip
try to attempt to do something you enjoy. Hang in there the next 24 hours.
Peace,
Tulip
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Gilly Bean
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See, I'm just crabby Miss today. 
This blows. I'm going to log off, finish my 1:30pm breakfast, and hit my pillow repeatedly. Because it's wrong to hit the walls.
This blows. I'm going to log off, finish my 1:30pm breakfast, and hit my pillow repeatedly. Because it's wrong to hit the walls.
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Gilly Bean
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You know what's really fucking helpful?
Having your husband tell you that "In the grand scheme of things, it's really not that bad"
I'm sorry, but when you are in one of those moods where your body is just taunt with feeling, and every little touch or word, or motion feels like setting you off, are those really the words you want to hear?
Having your husband tell you that "In the grand scheme of things, it's really not that bad"
I'm sorry, but when you are in one of those moods where your body is just taunt with feeling, and every little touch or word, or motion feels like setting you off, are those really the words you want to hear?
