How Insulting!!

[AppleBiter]

I'm in an insulting mood, today. Don't get this confused with a bad mood, I just want to hear some good insults. Lay 'em on me!!

I'll go first:

Your DNA must cry itself to sleep at night.

 

[blackhaus7]

I'm in an insulting mood, today. Don't get this confused with a bad mood, I just want to hear some good insults. Lay 'em on me!!

I'll go first:

Your DNA must cry itself to sleep at night.

One I actually delivered:

Jim, I heard you had died over the winter.

Imagine my disappointment at seeing you here.

 

[LeahLo519]

I'm in an insulting mood, today. Don't get this confused with a bad mood, I just want to hear some good insults. Lay 'em on me!!

I'll go first:

Your DNA must cry itself to sleep at night.

Your mom must cry herself to sleep every night.

 

[AppleBiter]

Your mom must cry herself to sleep every night.

Oh, Lord. Let's not get into "your mom" insults . . . this could be a never-ending thread.

 

[LeahLo519]

Oh, Lord. Let's not get into "your mom" insults . . . this could be a never-ending thread.

Hehe, that's the idea...I know people that say "Your mom" to everything. Really annoying, actually.

 

[Dawg]

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

 

[AppleBiter]

You're not stupid; you're possessed by a retarded ghost.

 

[Dawg]

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals...

 

[LeahLo519]

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

 

[Dawg]

Don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can't take the credit.

 

[AppleBiter]

Is that a roll of Certs in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

http://www.aivy.co.jp/BLOG_TEST/nagasawa/archives/CERTS.jpg

 

[LeahLo519]

Is that a roll of Certs in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Sorry to break the chain of insults but you deserve props for that one. Well done! LOL

 

[AppleBiter]

Sorry to break the chain of insults but you deserve props for that one. Well done! LOL

<bows> Thank you, thank you. LOL

 

[Guest]

Always like the line given to Dolly Parsons about her son, "I should have known therw as something odd about that boy when his own invisible friends wouldn't play with him."



How about, "YOu're so stupid, you respond to your own posts."

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Earth is full. Go home.

 

[TheEarl]

You are actual proof that Darwin was wrong. What the hell could you have out-evolved?

The Earl

 

[kendo1]

I'm trying to see where you're coming from, but I can't get my head far enough up my arse.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

if i want to hear shit from you, i'll squeeze your head.


sorry the sleepies are getting to me and i still have a meeting to go to.

i have the glorious ability to make up stories about each person involved in the meetings.
we have satan on one end... his face a putty mass that looks like melted plastic with two eyes, beady and evil. im amazed he can make facial expressions with such a load of skin... i keep thinking that one time, ill look up and his eyes will be shooting lasers and killing every one in the room.

next we have weasel... but im blurting... this is an insult thread.. my appologies

 

[Guest]

 

[AppleBiter]

It's not my fault that your jock strap consists of a contact lens and a band-aid.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I've got a fair reputation among my work friends for these. I'm not claiming any type of mastery, but...

Here's a couple I've used:

"I'm a pain in your ass? No, if your ass hurts, it's because you're head's a tight fit."

"Okay, I'll try this again, so an idiot can understand. Raise your hand when you get lost..."

"A two-syllable word? Oh, your mom must be proud. Now look it up and see how you used it wrong..."



Q_C

 

[Guest]

Your IQ certainly rivals some of the worlds greatest garden tools.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

My favorite true insult, but it isn't mine. I saw it on "Married...with Children." You may remember it.

Al: "Pumpkin..."

Kelly: "Yes, Daddy?"

Al: "Have I told you I love you today?"

Kelly: (smiling) "No, Daddy."

Al: "Think about that for a minute..."


Q_C

 

[Guest]

I've seen roadkill with more charisma than you.