How important is shower sex to you?

[ChinaBandit]

I can't live without it.

 

[yossi]

Lately it's been shower masturbation, but, yes, having sex in the shower is muy bueno. Physically able to live without it, but I wouldn't want to.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Not very important.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Stuff hurts as one ages, and there is the risk of a fall.


But this is still true:

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It gets in the way of my morning piss...

 

[unregistered]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Take your reed out.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It gets in the way of my morning piss...

I pee in the kitchen sink while making coffee.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Oneupmanship?


I don't even bother to get out of bed.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

A new translation for Indoor Plumbing.


*puts your ass out on the front porch*

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm too old to stay out all night.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The banished cats will keep you company.


Besides, it's summer for three more months yet.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I thought that with glowball warming that we would have four more months of summer.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Four, four . . . do I hear Five???


Gimme 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 . . . .


Five!!!! Six? Going once, twice . . .


Sold!!! to the retard in the corner!!! For a snow shovel!!!!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

August in October!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

We usually have summer until mid-September anyway.


This year was weird. Spring lasted for a couple of months instead of the week we usually get.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It cooled off here, now we're back to the Spring...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

That arrives here tomorrow.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The rain was refreshing...


Now I need to go take care of a few things.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Likewise . . . time to act responsible, even if I'm not really feeling it.

 

[Tryharder62]

I can't live without it.

I love clean sex. When everyone is smelling good and clean. Well I pretty much like sex period but that is my favorite. I don't care about doing it in the shower. I'd rather be on my back or on all 4's when I am having sex. TMI

 

[Penelope1961]

Never had sex in the shower ~ but would love to try it

 

[pete]

never? you poor thing

its fun, as long as you have sure footing.
and don't hold on to the towel bar thingy too much, those things break off.

 

[blackleggings]

I think I'm too short for shower sex, but not shower foreplay!

 

[beetlebum]

shower sex is a nice occasional variant but not the norm for me. you should try balcony sex at 2am! wowzahhh!!!