How drunk am I?

[Dillinger]

I don't know. How drunk do you get on a quart of scotch? That's how drunk I am.

OK... I have been gone a week... I haven't read the board I haven't posted. What did I miss? Who hates who? Who posted stupid shit? Who made nice?

I broke the code.

Who missed me? I missed me.

I been here and there and back. Flying sucks. Its the same but it sucks. I liked the guys in camo with the rifles. There were there. They looked cool.

NYC. Its missing a piece. It was the empire state building in red white blue and the lights but they weren't all there. It was missing.

OK... what did I miss? I can't read all the threads. What happened?

 

[lilminx]

Lol- welcome back, drunk Dilly- ots has happened in a week, but you're going to have to look at old threads to find it out... too much to tell in a posting...

 

[Silverlily]

I can't read all the threads.

Well, if you can't read, I'm gonna have to say you are petty darn drunk.

Welcome back. (Sorry, you have to do your own homework, no cheating off of my paper.)

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Hey your eye is back!

 

[Bubblegum *sugarless*]

OK... what did I miss? I can't read all the threads. What happened?

Do you see the balloon?? It's there I tell...it's there! Oh and Nutella was the big topic this week.

 

[morninggirl5]

Usual shit. The only news worth spreading is that Never is on her way to Texas. Lavender and Mischka are helping her out because her stepfather kicked her out.

 

[Dillinger]

THey 're all sppiinnging in crricles = I can't read them. What's the most worth knowing ?

 

[Rambling Rose]

welcome back Dillinger

Myst and Juspar have left the board and Scylis jumped on the horse as it road into the sunset. Never is driving down to live with Lavy and Mischka in Texas. HARDKOREBJ is feeling very sick and might not make it through. PC is defending his right to nail his balls to a board for self examination purposes (cancer you know), and everyone is trying desperately to find the perfect Halloween avatar! There has been a rare appearance or two...Xander and Ravenloft have been busy sparring in the sandbox, and Weird Harold is off shooting his big gun.

I'm just keepin on keepin on...howz you?

edited to say it was OUTSIDER who had shared the ball nailing episode (of course!) and PC has been surprising hirsute and even a bit self deprecating! heh

 

[Dillinger]

Usual shit. The only news worth spreading is that Never is on her way to Texas. Lavender and Mischka are helping her out because her stepfather kicked her out.

Ah yeah thats the one I am knowing. She's a good girl I hope she's ok.

 

[morninggirl5]

Ah yeah thats the one I am knowing. She's a good girl I hope she's ok.

Wee bit of Gnufi sneaking in there when you're drunk. Yahs?

 

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

Re: welcome back Dillinger

Myst and Juspar have left the board and Scylis jumped on the horse as it road into the sunset. Never is driving down to live with Lavy and Mischka in Texas. HARDKOREBJ is feeling very sick and might not make it through. PC is defending his right to nail his balls to a board for self examination purposes (cancer you know), and everyone is trying desperately to find the perfect Halloween avatar! There has been a rare appearance or two...Xander and Ravenloft have been busy sparring in the sandbox, and Weird Harold is off shooting his big gun.

I'm just keepin on keepin on...howz you?

I've bee ok and I've been lots the better. So there are comings and goings and the things going on and on. Thanks. I'm home and Ok and that's what's god.

 

[Dillinger]

Damn, I thought I would jump into a thread of Dillinger being a rude and crude drunk. Ah, no such luck.

LAVY!!!! I am the drunk@!!! *hufg*!

 

[Dillinger]

Wee bit of Gnufi sneaking in there when you're drunk. Yahs?

No... I'm being the me. But I like eating all this ice cream hoping the spinning is stoppig soon.

 

[Xander]

How drunk are you Dill

Not half as drunk as I was yesterday.

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Re: How drunk am I?

Do you see the balloon?? It's there I tell...it's there! Oh and Nutella was the big topic this week.

Huh? what ballooons? Ok no nutella you mean Gnutella? Its ok but Morpheus is the bomb.

 

[Dillinger]

Re: How drunk are you Dill

Not half as drunk as I was yesterday.

I haven't been all this the tdrunk in for how long I'm not the fuck knowing. Years. Long time. I know I finished off the Johny Red and most of the Smuglers.

 

[Silverlily]

You do of course realise you will regret this entire thread in the morning.


"being the me" - you are drunk.

 

[Dillinger]

You do of course realise you will regret this entire thread in the morning.


"being the me" - you are drunk.

REealy? why? what did I say6? Fuck 0- I can always erease it anyway. You're all pigments of my imagination anyway.

 

[lilminx]

You do of course realise you will regret this entire thread in the morning.


"being the me" - you are drunk.

It's pretty amusing though

 

[lavender]

 

[Silverlily]

You're all pigments of my imagination anyway.

I guess that's better than being piglets. I want to be purple, btw.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You know you'll have to be crude just to satisfy lavy now.

Nipples for everyone

 

[Dillinger]

It's pretty amusing though

Yeah but ewhen the spinning finally stops I acan sleep.

 

[Xander]

Re: Re: How drunk are you Dill

I haven't been all this the tdrunk in for how long I'm not the fuck knowing. Years. Long time. I know I finished off the Johny Red and most of the Smuglers.

yeah you are drunk...but I wouldn't have been able to even type yesterday at this time.