How do??

[freakygirl]

lol, those replies were great!!



You mean at 15 hes still gonnna miss? Well makes sense, my 10 year old misses to




When do they quit putting thier fingers under the door when Im in the potty? What age?

fingers under the door? Never had that one.. they just always walked in.

7 year old still does that. She knows how to unlock the bathroom door. She taught me how to do it the other day.

 

[Chuckus]

lol, those replies were great!!

You mean at 15 hes still gonnna miss? Well makes sense, my 10 year old misses to

When do they quit putting thier fingers under the door when Im in the potty? What age?

Well EE, unfortunately I don't always hit my target 100% of the time either, *snickers*, but I don't shoot from point blank range either!!! LOL

*thinking to himself about when HE stopped sticking his finger under the door whilst mommy was in the potty*

Dunno, ummmmmmmm 10 sounds like a nice round age! LOL

 

[intrigued]

You mean we, as men, are supposed to read instructions? Gheeeeeeeeeeeshhhhhhhhhhhhhh

LOL, thats almost as frightening for you as asking for directions, huh??







Lukky, dammit...I miss you!

 

[LukkyKnight]

When I'm not peeing all over my toilet I'm in here, intrigued.

 

[Chuckus]

LOL, thats almost as frightening for you as asking for directions, huh??

I don't need no stinking directions...............I got my head on and a map in my hand!!! LOL

 

[PepperminTrish]

Litle boys find a way to pee all the way around a toilet seat? Not just one side, but the whole darn thing???

As a Momma to three boys, I've often wondered the same thing myself. I found out by mistake why my now 7 year old had such bad aim. He ran in one day in a mad dash and didn't close the bathroom door. As I walked down the hallway, I got my 'answer'. He was standing there, hands on his hips, and singing at the top of his lungs and basically peeing EVERYwhere but where he was supposed to!! I never laughed so hard. Then I showed him how to clean up after himself .......... his aim did get better after that.

 

[intrigued]

When I'm not peeing all over my toilet I'm in here, intrigued.

Umm...well....OK.





chuckus...I hear ya!

 

[MsTerious]

Um, because they're smaller versions of men who pee all over the toilet?

 

[Chuckus]

Um, because they're smaller versions of men who pee all over the toilet?

and again I say, it is much easier to hit the toilet from point blank range than from a coupla feet above it!

 

[MsTerious]

Huh, then how would you explain all of the men who do manage to hit the bullseye?

 

[kotori]

Betcha wish he'd left the seat up, now, dontcha?

 

[HeavyStick]

somethings never change.. well except for the size of the puddle.

I have a 15 year old that can't aim any better than a 5 year old.

And people wonder why I taught my youngest boy to sit down when peeing.

what are you gonna do when he has morning wood and pisses across the bathroom?

 

[Chuckus]

Huh, then how would you explain all of the men who do manage to hit the bullseye?

Ummmmmm usually there is toilet paper in the vicinity of the toilet, right?

Usually we hit the mark pretty well, but, then there are times when our aim is NOT that good. Also keep in mind splashing up does occur from a few feet above ground zero.

 

[Chuckus]

what are you gonna do when he has morning wood and pisses across the bathroom?

LMAO, just LMFAO. Wait til he gets his first morning wood and tries to pee then.............WATCH OUT!!! LMAO, just FLMFAO!

 

[HeavyStick]

I hate the "split stream" where it shoots in two directions and both won't go in the bowl. I make a quick judgement call and shoot the larger in the bowl. I did that one time and the errant stream went all over the toiet paper. I blamed her cat.

 

[Chuckus]

I hate the "split stream" where it shoots in two directions and both won't go in the bowl. I make a quick judgement call and shoot the larger in the bowl. I did that one time and the errant stream went all over the toiet paper. I blamed her cat.

Sometimes it's like the contortonist olympics trying to pee with the morning wood!

Isn't it good to have something like that to laugh about? LMFAO.

 

[Coven911]

I don't need no stinking directions...............I got my head on and a map in my hand!!! LOL

*Quietly goes over and turns the map in a different direction, just cause he can....*

 

[Coven911]

Huh, then how would you explain all of the men who do manage to hit the bullseye?

*Looking at her AV*.....Practice babe, oh the practice!!! *moans*

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

I don't need no stinking directions...............I got my head on and a map in my hand!!! LOL

And that is what broke black birdies balloon....

AND why GPS was invented.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

It only took a couple of billion $ to develop the GPS system...a small price to pay for the luxury of not having to ask directions.

 

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[HeavyStick]

You're Welcome

 

[calypso_21]

This whole thread is quite scary to a mum who is about to attempt potty training with her little boyo.

 

[Devilish1]

How long can a little boy be expected to stand still?

LOL thats the gods truth!!!!! At least in my house!

 

[Devilish1]

Re: Re: How do??

As a Momma to three boys, I've often wondered the same thing myself. I found out by mistake why my now 7 year old had such bad aim. He ran in one day in a mad dash and didn't close the bathroom door. As I walked down the hallway, I got my 'answer'. He was standing there, hands on his hips, and singing at the top of his lungs and basically peeing EVERYwhere but where he was supposed to!! I never laughed so hard. Then I showed him how to clean up after himself .......... his aim did get better after that.

LMAO
Was he singing to the tidy bowl man or what?