How do??

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[dogwatch]

How long can a little boy be expected to stand still?

 

[ma_guy]

It all has to do with short attenetion spans. They get to peeing and a bug flies by and they watch it instead of what they're doing and the next thing you know they're turing their bodies and poof! Pee on the right side. Then something sparkly catches their eye and they turn in the other direction... Poof, Pee on the left side..

Send 'em in with a blindfold on! lol

 

[intrigued]

Well dear, could it be that....

He was hurrying?
had his mind on something other than tinkling?
Was he playing target practice with the floor?



With Wes, I taught him by placing cheerios in the toilet and made it a game for him..."try to dunk the cheerio".

Got Lysol?

 

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[The Squid King]

How far back was he standing?

These things aren't as accurate as you think.

 

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[unclej]

wow, gotta try the cheerio thing...sounds like fun.

 

[shyybabe]

One of the laws of nature, just like the way they manage to jump in the only mud puddle on the road.

 

[intrigued]

lol, I did the cheerio too, but wow, Isat in a puddle.

He was prolly hurrying.




LOL, at Maguy

I think this is an excellent time for "do unto others as you would have them do unto you"....maybe it's his turn to sit in a puddle?

 

[Rex1960]

A pointless boring thread?


It can only be Emerald of course

a pointless reply ?

it can only be Hanns

 

[freakygirl]

somethings never change.. well except for the size of the puddle.

I have a 15 year old that can't aim any better than a 5 year old.

And people wonder why I taught my youngest boy to sit down when peeing.

 

[ma_guy]

I wonder if the Cheerio thing is near as much fun with Whole Wheat Total...

Only one way to find out I suppoe! I'll be baaack....

 

[intrigued]

I wonder if the Cheerio thing is near as much fun with Whole Wheat Total...

Only one way to find out I suppoe! I'll be baaack....

Hope you really gotta go...

 

[HeavyStick]

Litle boys find a way to pee all the way around a toilet seat? Not just one side, but the whole darn thing???

We are taught early to practice for peeing in the snow, there's nothing more embarrassing than having a "stutter stream" on the last two letters.

 

[intrigued]

This thread is cracking me up... Thank you!

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Forget little boys Em E. What about the grown men.

I take it you have not been into "port o pottie" lately. *wink* oooooooo weeeee!!! Talk about not aiming. *laughs* I was in a park yesterday, and it was no better.


kgboot
aka "Mr. Bootie"

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Maybe he was just *cough* getting it out of his system?

Ya know, when he gets older, he'll never miss ??

 

[Chuckus]

Litle boys find a way to pee all the way around a toilet seat? Not just one side, but the whole darn thing???

Because it is in little boys genes, er jeans, er outside their jeans.......... oh because they can! That's why!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Boys are young men.... so of course they didn't read the instructions.

 

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[LukkyKnight]

Boys are young men.... so of course they didn't read the instructions.

There are instructions? Wait 'til my ex hears about this!

 

[Chuckus]

Boys are young men.... so of course they didn't read the instructions.

You mean we, as men, are supposed to read instructions? Gheeeeeeeeeeeshhhhhhhhhhhhhh