JohnnySavage
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Please don't throw me into that briar patch!
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I'll mash your head between my sweaty thighs.
Eh.....Hey they have deep fried butter at midwest fairs you should try that.
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Please don't throw me into that briar patch!
and how will he sound then?
and how will he sound then?
and how will he sound then?
I just eat it straight. Yes, for real.
Also, people, Fata can't help it because of her Fenian blood, but Kerrygold really isn't all that. What you want is AOC unsalted butter from Isigny, preferably unpasteurised. The French put more of the fats we use for cream in their butter, which is why their cream and our butter taste crap compared to their counterparts.
I mean, Irish butter has a certain rustic charm, of course, like a turf-cutter on a misty Connemara morning, but there are wilder skies than these, my friends.
Also, people, Fata can't help it because of her Fenian blood, but Kerrygold really isn't all that. What you want is AOC unsalted butter from Isigny, preferably unpasteurised. The French put more of the fats we use for cream in their butter, which is why their cream and our butter taste crap compared to their counterparts.
I mean, Irish butter has a certain rustic charm, of course, like a turf-cutter on a misty Connemara morning, but there are wilder skies than these, my friends.
We don't get that here (that I've ever seen) so screw you and the butter you slid in on.
You're dead to me now. You and your deep quiche.
If I came round now you'd have your face right in my deep quiche before I could say 'bergamot marmalade'.
Everyone seems to be glossing over the fact that Fata currently has herself smooth ladyparts.
This should not be overlooked.
Hey, I remember now from last time. Great radio voice!
Tis true. I may butter my mound for the hell of it. And none of that French shit either.
Don't want to spoil your English Muffin with anything French.
Well. Half English muffin, half Irish soda farl!
Makes it sound like I have mismatched flaps there.