How do you masturbate as usual?

[Ishmael]

These were the words used on a web site that I stumbled on.

So what's usual? And what's not usual? (The site didn't have pictures.)

Ishmael

http://www.geocities.com/powergasm_now/

 

[honeylick]

with fervor.

 

[Zmey]

Geocities alow adult content now? ...interesting ...

 

[Worm]

Masturbation has lost its fun.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

with fervor.

What she said.

 

[teddybear4play]

Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.


This sounds like tantra only with an American name:

POWERGASM!

The pseudo-mystic mumbo jumbo is an added bonus.

TB4p

 

[KillerMuffin]

I masturbate as usual with masturbational techniques that involves a masturbationary system of divine masturbatory bliss revolving around masturbatory techniques of the solo-istic masturbationist school of masturbation.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

I masturbate as usual with masturbational techniques that involves a masturbationary system of divine masturbatory bliss revolving around masturbatory techniques of the solo-istic masturbationist school of masturbation.

So what you're telling us is you take the long road, right?

 

[Sandia]

This is the first time I've seen you make a joke, Ishmael.

 

[KillerMuffin]

This is the first time I've seen you make a joke, Ishmael.

Your masturbation as usual involves Ishmael jokes?

Coooooool.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Knock, knock.




Who's there?



Ishmael.



Ishmael who?



Ishmael someting fishy in here!!!

(Groan...sorry. It's the best I could come up with at 3 AM.)

 

[ozraven]

These were the words used on a web site that I stumbled on.

So what's usual? And what's not usual? (The site didn't have pictures.)

Ishmael

http://www.geocities.com/powergasm_now/

To orgasm?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

You put your left hand in, you put your left hand out
You put your left hand in, and you shake it all about...

 

[bknight2602]

Re: Re: How do you masturbate as usual?

To orgasm?

Good answer.

 

[MissTaken]

These were the words used on a web site that I stumbled on.

So what's usual? And what's not usual? (The site didn't have pictures.)

Ishmael

http://www.geocities.com/powergasm_now/

I am just curious how you "stumbled" across the website.

Do ya need a tutorial in masturbation techniques, Ishy?

Or a partner?

Class begins at 10~

*giggles*

And for the question, I usually masturbate by touching the usual places and get the usual sensations until I get the usual orgasm.

 

[BgMma]

You put your left hand in, you put your left hand out
You put your left hand in, and you shake it all about...

ROFLMFAO!!

Pretty accurate, IMHO

 

[MissTaken]

ROFLMFAO!!

Pretty accurate, IMHO

You can fit your whole hand in there???

OMG!

That doesn't sound terribly "usual!"

 

[BgMma]

You can fit your whole hand in there???

OMG!

That doesn't sound terribly "usual!"

LMAO!

Nah, but the concept sounded about right. Besides, I use my right hand for this task!

I usually do my usual thing with the usual hand and sometimes a toy....which wouldn't be unusual.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Good Gawd!!

This borders on......

*GASP*


a fluff thread!!


to answer the question...."as usual" = with enthusiam

 

[Draco]

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/

Ummm...err...ok.

I thought you masturbated when you couldn't get a 'piece"


Gives a whole new meaning to the term.....
"those peace loving wankers......."

 

[Draco]

Right..........

 

[Rhys]

My god

Ish had a fluffy moment

glad I was around to see it


shower works for me.

 

[Lovepotion69]

Laptop in lap, left hand scrolling down the pages of Lit stories and right hand under the blanket.

 

[pointless]

i have a couple of ways. all of them are equally okay.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Masturbation should be renamed "Hamlet's Hokey Pokey".

That's a good one.