Silverlily
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Silly man
Grease gags and eventually finds it's way to the thighs.
Grease gags and eventually finds it's way to the thighs.
Expertise
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I don't suggest its frequent use. Only its medicinal value, which I swear to god works for me and several of my friends.
The morning after a bender finds us congregating for a greasy breakfast at a diner or at the golden arches for burgers.
The morning after a bender finds us congregating for a greasy breakfast at a diner or at the golden arches for burgers.
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i wanna see Expertises thighs!! Can you prove that last statement!!
Silverlily
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Expertise said:
1. You must have a cast iron stomach to go with that titanium erection, hmmm... Bionic Expertise.
2. Yes please, a little proof would be nice.
3. What do you eat on just the morning after?
teresafannin
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My cure for the morning after used to be Taco Villa tacos. They are bland enough not to further upset a tummy. Since we don't have Taco Villa here, I go for plain tortilla chips & Sprite. Not sure why it works, but it does for me.
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Wondering?
Just wondering Lush, ooops, Lusc..... what might have been the absolute wildest thing you've ever done? And had to have been reminded of the next day.
And not being one to ask and run - mine was at a party (aren't they all?) - lots of the normal stuff - alcohol (maybe a little pot too) it's winter, it's snowing (beautiful) - there's a hot tub outside on the deck, we've got a TV, outside too with the Redskin's on (hey it was a Sunday). After too numerous beers - even though most of these folks were not inclined to do so - clothes came off but only for those in the hot tub, of which I was one. Of course. The wife, the hostess of this party, in the tub is across from me - under the bubbles she puts my big toe into places other parts of me would like to go but there's too many people, they prevail and keep me calmed. The temperature, the alcohol well you'all know - bad combo. It becomes time to go (my wife is retrieving me) - I get out - stand and immediately begin to real, to spin - I spin, I careen, completely naked into the family room where 20 or so clothed folks are also watching the football game - all of us laughing, I fall down in front of them. God! They take my picture. Hugely embarrassing.
But oh, what the hell.
Your turn. Only if you want.
Just wondering Lush, ooops, Lusc..... what might have been the absolute wildest thing you've ever done? And had to have been reminded of the next day.
And not being one to ask and run - mine was at a party (aren't they all?) - lots of the normal stuff - alcohol (maybe a little pot too) it's winter, it's snowing (beautiful) - there's a hot tub outside on the deck, we've got a TV, outside too with the Redskin's on (hey it was a Sunday). After too numerous beers - even though most of these folks were not inclined to do so - clothes came off but only for those in the hot tub, of which I was one. Of course. The wife, the hostess of this party, in the tub is across from me - under the bubbles she puts my big toe into places other parts of me would like to go but there's too many people, they prevail and keep me calmed. The temperature, the alcohol well you'all know - bad combo. It becomes time to go (my wife is retrieving me) - I get out - stand and immediately begin to real, to spin - I spin, I careen, completely naked into the family room where 20 or so clothed folks are also watching the football game - all of us laughing, I fall down in front of them. God! They take my picture. Hugely embarrassing.
But oh, what the hell.
Your turn. Only if you want.
Expertise
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I am going to have to get a digital camera or shut up one or the other.
The morning after? Hopefully the same thing I ate the night before. *Hee, hee* There is much to be said for consistency you know.
Failing that something "hearty", steak and eggs or Eggs Benedict renew my "vigor". LOL
[Edited by Expertise on 09-18-2000 at 10:44 AM]
The morning after? Hopefully the same thing I ate the night before. *Hee, hee* There is much to be said for consistency you know.
Failing that something "hearty", steak and eggs or Eggs Benedict renew my "vigor". LOL
[Edited by Expertise on 09-18-2000 at 10:44 AM]
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Since its you April I would even let you stroke them, But only to mid thigh above that and it could lead to fondling and other foolishness. LOL.
Besides above the mid-thigh wouldn't it become my (blush) loins.
Besides above the mid-thigh wouldn't it become my (blush) loins.
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April, don't forget top soil.
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That kind of bad.....
Luscious, that kind of bad always sounds so good to me. But it's too bad you don't have it all vividly etched within my - oops again - your mind. Fact is I have the same problem.
We, (my babe and I) like Tequila too (more on that in a minute) our shot of choice when partaking in adult fun. Problem is that even though we attempt to "be cool" and not over do it - for the sole reason of "taking mental note," we constantly fuck up and I for one (I think she's better at it than me) don't remember as much as I would like to. Oh I remember plenty alright but it's not like a video tape - hey, yeah - video tape that's it. Nah, don't think she'd go for it - too incriminating.
And Tequila? As a long time drinker (half-Texan with a capitol "T" you know) I recently changed my philosophy toward this fire nectar. I gave up all boutique Tequila's in favor of "pure rail," - that's the mostly clear, fire-water that's shelved along with the cheapo liquor, mixed drink no-name brands right behind the bar. Nope, don't even do Guervo. Why? Tequila is a blue collar liquor if there ever was one - hell it's sub-blue collar. It's Indian fire water at best. Invented simply to get you drunk. I don't mix it - and shots only - no lime, no salt. To me - If it don't make your nipples hard and give you a nasty fucking shiver down your back - it's too good. Or it's not good for me. I like the rush. To me there's no such thing as a sipping Tequila - bullshit - that's for Scotch drinkers - which I do also. But Tequila? No designer shit for me - rail, clear, no-name, no nothing - just a Bud for a chaser. A hell of a blast.
This is very cool too, because if you really want a bartender to remember you and your drink - or you might want to impress the cuties sittin' on the stools nearby - or even throw out a vide to the mean looking hombres down the corner - that says, "don't fuck with me." Just walk up to the bar and order, "a shot of the worst Tequila in the house, no frills and a Bud." To which the bartender always points "up" and explains he's got Guervo, usually - but you say no - "I want the clear crap behind the bar." Everybody within ear shot - gets a big grin. It's really fun. I do it all the time. Try it.
Luscious, that kind of bad always sounds so good to me. But it's too bad you don't have it all vividly etched within my - oops again - your mind. Fact is I have the same problem.
We, (my babe and I) like Tequila too (more on that in a minute) our shot of choice when partaking in adult fun. Problem is that even though we attempt to "be cool" and not over do it - for the sole reason of "taking mental note," we constantly fuck up and I for one (I think she's better at it than me) don't remember as much as I would like to. Oh I remember plenty alright but it's not like a video tape - hey, yeah - video tape that's it. Nah, don't think she'd go for it - too incriminating.
And Tequila? As a long time drinker (half-Texan with a capitol "T" you know) I recently changed my philosophy toward this fire nectar. I gave up all boutique Tequila's in favor of "pure rail," - that's the mostly clear, fire-water that's shelved along with the cheapo liquor, mixed drink no-name brands right behind the bar. Nope, don't even do Guervo. Why? Tequila is a blue collar liquor if there ever was one - hell it's sub-blue collar. It's Indian fire water at best. Invented simply to get you drunk. I don't mix it - and shots only - no lime, no salt. To me - If it don't make your nipples hard and give you a nasty fucking shiver down your back - it's too good. Or it's not good for me. I like the rush. To me there's no such thing as a sipping Tequila - bullshit - that's for Scotch drinkers - which I do also. But Tequila? No designer shit for me - rail, clear, no-name, no nothing - just a Bud for a chaser. A hell of a blast.
This is very cool too, because if you really want a bartender to remember you and your drink - or you might want to impress the cuties sittin' on the stools nearby - or even throw out a vide to the mean looking hombres down the corner - that says, "don't fuck with me." Just walk up to the bar and order, "a shot of the worst Tequila in the house, no frills and a Bud." To which the bartender always points "up" and explains he's got Guervo, usually - but you say no - "I want the clear crap behind the bar." Everybody within ear shot - gets a big grin. It's really fun. I do it all the time. Try it.
Damn! That was the funniest thing I've said in days! It actually made me laugh.
I knew I was forgetting some of the dirt. LOL And good old steer manure. Man, I'll never forget the smell of that spread on the lawn. Yuck! Made me sneeze for days.
Sorry, Expertise. I have no experience with talking dirty. That was the next best thing.
I knew I was forgetting some of the dirt. LOL And good old steer manure. Man, I'll never forget the smell of that spread on the lawn. Yuck! Made me sneeze for days.
Sorry, Expertise. I have no experience with talking dirty. That was the next best thing.
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Gold Schlager!
Yes. At a wedding - man!!!! A little on the feminine side for me but it does kick ass. Just got to pick those pesky little pieces of gold from your teeth - unless you have your mate suck them out.
Yes. At a wedding - man!!!! A little on the feminine side for me but it does kick ass. Just got to pick those pesky little pieces of gold from your teeth - unless you have your mate suck them out.
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Gold Schlager yea I chugged a whole bottle once of course i was numb for the next 6 hrs!! IT was a dare!! Damn men at that party said no girl can drink as much as they do ha proved them wrong!!
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Can I?
Party with you two? Striping, drinking games still get me goind - I guess I'll never grow old.
Party with you two? Striping, drinking games still get me goind - I guess I'll never grow old.
