How do you know?

PS - too - and also.....

And throw in a bottle of mazolla corn oil too. 5 different vibrators and a few more live men (for you ladies of course) and we'd really have a party.
 
Trying to reach a higher level of consciousness Lioness. Well.....that and the fact that NH is tryin' to get me in trouble. LOL
 
Dont forget the big sheets of Plastic Sparky

No point in damaging the upholstry and floor coverings.

Does that make me sound like the voice of reason or the voice of experience? LOL
 
too much

I once had too much to drink when we had friends over,so I had to go lay down.Woke up a couple of hours later and had to pee.Did not bother to put on clothes assuming everyone was gone.Opened the bathroom door and there is my buddy pissing.He bust out laughing and everyone else jumps up from the movie they were watching to see me running to the bedroom.I was very embarrased and didn't come out till they left.
 
Me celebate?

Who you talkin' to? The more the merrier is my motto. And often I only need to watch. But I won't be shy with my flesh either. Just not pushy. Slick nakedness and horniness beyond control is my Nirvana.
 
No cause for alarm!

I'm not turning in to a monk or Jeff in the bad old days or anything that rash. Just considering it at this point....hee hee
 
I am deeply saddened by the fact that you find that incredibly amusing.

Ohhh the depths to which I have fallen....won't somebody restore my honor if not my virtue.;)
 
Drinking

I'm very new here. I would be thrilled to PARTY with Luscious Lioness and Naked Honey. Sounds like fun to me. Love a good party, especially with the likes of those two.
 
That must make sex less exciting...OH! You mean...
 
Owwwww! For the last time NH, I am not into that whole S and M trip.

Besides that I wasn't being stupid, I was being cute. Apparently I shouldn't do that any more.
 
Men are such wimps!! ok no S&M hmmm.. ok damn oh wow whered these come from *holds up handcuffs* wanna use these on me sweetie?
 
Persistence is a virtue....

I've seen Terriers who are less tenascious than you.

Thats a compliment by the way
 
As long as you're laughing with me not at me April. Hell, laugh at me if you want...except for when i'm undressing of course. I always imagined that would be a little disconcerting;)
 
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