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When..........
The chick at the bar that used to resemble Marge Schott is now the spitting image of Uma Thurman...
When I start thinking I am charming and witty and I am wondering why all the women in the place aren't just falling all over me...I mean, WTF, are they all lesbians or what..then again if they are...that is way cool!
*singing*
"....forget about the check, we'll get hell to pay!
Have a drink on me!"
The chick at the bar that used to resemble Marge Schott is now the spitting image of Uma Thurman...
When I start thinking I am charming and witty and I am wondering why all the women in the place aren't just falling all over me...I mean, WTF, are they all lesbians or what..then again if they are...that is way cool!
*singing*
"....forget about the check, we'll get hell to pay!
Have a drink on me!"
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How do I turn when I used to get drunk {Can't drink do to rotting my stomach out with a bad batch of homme whiskey}.
Well just going by beer, 1-4 beer, I got giggly everything is funny, even a blank wall was even amusing. 5-8 beer, I got arguementative, I would argue with you even if you agreed with me. 9-12 beer, I got philosphical, a real deep thinker, an Aristotle if you will. Anything after 12 beer, I went into a silent mood, and a suspicious styling on everybody, usually in most case i would pass out by 18 beers.
Well just going by beer, 1-4 beer, I got giggly everything is funny, even a blank wall was even amusing. 5-8 beer, I got arguementative, I would argue with you even if you agreed with me. 9-12 beer, I got philosphical, a real deep thinker, an Aristotle if you will. Anything after 12 beer, I went into a silent mood, and a suspicious styling on everybody, usually in most case i would pass out by 18 beers.
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When I become willing to or even enthusiastic about dancing. LOL
My speech and or actions offer no clue until i've had way too many 14 or 15 or so.
Probably has something to do with the fact that way back when I was 15 or so my father told me how hard it was growing up with an alchoholic father (my grandfather) and told me " I don't mind if you drink, but if I ever see you 'drunk' I will give you a serious tuning". I didn't doubt him.
Thats probably why I am the worlds calmest drunk person. Not that I drink a lot, but when I do I pride myself on being able to "maintain".
Tequilla is the exception. I don't get belligerant or mean or loud, just hyper to the point that you would think I had a caffeine enema or something. "Downhill shopping cart races anyone"? *Famous last words of Expertise"
My speech and or actions offer no clue until i've had way too many 14 or 15 or so.
Probably has something to do with the fact that way back when I was 15 or so my father told me how hard it was growing up with an alchoholic father (my grandfather) and told me " I don't mind if you drink, but if I ever see you 'drunk' I will give you a serious tuning". I didn't doubt him.
Thats probably why I am the worlds calmest drunk person. Not that I drink a lot, but when I do I pride myself on being able to "maintain".
Tequilla is the exception. I don't get belligerant or mean or loud, just hyper to the point that you would think I had a caffeine enema or something. "Downhill shopping cart races anyone"? *Famous last words of Expertise"
Well, I haven't been in a mode to drink heavily in a few years. I used to be pushing the lunatic fringe of a full scale drinking problem, or may have already had one.
If I was with friends, I got funny and popular-a life of the party-type thing. If I was alone or with just one or 2 friends, try depressed and moody.
I don't even have the urge to drink that much any more. I'm small, so I can't hold much, and I don't like feeling like shit the next morning.
If I was with friends, I got funny and popular-a life of the party-type thing. If I was alone or with just one or 2 friends, try depressed and moody.
I don't even have the urge to drink that much any more. I'm small, so I can't hold much, and I don't like feeling like shit the next morning.
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I quit when my face is numb, and I think I can contemplate a trip to the dentist while conscious.
That is my signal that it is time to Go Home.
That is my signal that it is time to Go Home.
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oh trust me youll know when im drunk it hits around 15 beers or so and by that time if slept with you and you and you and you and you!! It hits hard too because up until beer ten im just your average flirt!!
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Weighing in at....
I must be a fucking lightweight then...
The most inebriated I ever became was April 29 of this year. I drank a half bottle of Maker's Mark and I wanted to DIE DIE DIE! I tried...I thought puking my insides completely out might cause total organ failure....no such luck. Not much of a hangover though...strange about me. I ate half of a large pepperoni pizza the next day for lunch...guess all that abdominal excerise made me hungry eh?
Really....anything more than 8 or 10 beers....put me on life support...18! call the coroner and plant me....Jeez
You can all go enjoy lunch now
I must be a fucking lightweight then...
The most inebriated I ever became was April 29 of this year. I drank a half bottle of Maker's Mark and I wanted to DIE DIE DIE! I tried...I thought puking my insides completely out might cause total organ failure....no such luck. Not much of a hangover though...strange about me. I ate half of a large pepperoni pizza the next day for lunch...guess all that abdominal excerise made me hungry eh?
Really....anything more than 8 or 10 beers....put me on life support...18! call the coroner and plant me....Jeez
You can all go enjoy lunch now
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Even though the next morning is both embarassing and painfull
I'm thinkin' Lioness and NH are a lot of fun at parties. LOL
BTW Thumper, greasey food is a great hangover cure. 6Advil greasy food (your choice) a big gatorade and a chocolate milk and you should be good to go.
[Edited by Expertise on 09-18-2000 at 08:39 AM]
I'm thinkin' Lioness and NH are a lot of fun at parties. LOL
BTW Thumper, greasey food is a great hangover cure. 6Advil greasy food (your choice) a big gatorade and a chocolate milk and you should be good to go.
[Edited by Expertise on 09-18-2000 at 08:39 AM]
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Wait a minute i didnt answer this question i dont drink i am not of legal age!!
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Re: Even though the next morning is both embarassing and painfull
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LMAO!!!!!
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There is no such thing as too drunk to fuck!! Well for women anyway!! Men always have this little problem either getting it up or keeping it up!!
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I think that has applied to almost everyone at one time or another.
All though there is the phenomenon of being "Rum-Dumb". When you imbibe just enough Captain Morgans Rum (not that spiced crap they have in the states) and you reach an erectile state approaching the tensile strength of titanium that could not be alleviated with a hammer, or twins and a 45 gallon drum of baby oil.
Women tend to appreciate it for the first 45 minutes or so...then it starts to chafe. LOL
All though there is the phenomenon of being "Rum-Dumb". When you imbibe just enough Captain Morgans Rum (not that spiced crap they have in the states) and you reach an erectile state approaching the tensile strength of titanium that could not be alleviated with a hammer, or twins and a 45 gallon drum of baby oil.
Women tend to appreciate it for the first 45 minutes or so...then it starts to chafe. LOL
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i had that experience once it was good for the first hour and many orgasms then after a while i realized damn this boy isnt gonna cum he drank way too much and smoked wayyyyyyy too much dope tonite!! OH well I lost count of the orgasms before i finally said enough already and pushed him off of me!! I never had that trouble with his brother!
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Captain Morgans.... Expertise?
Expertise said:
You too, huh? I don't drink much, so when I do, it doesn't take much to get me drunk. The second to last time I got drunk, I ended up dancing on a table sandwiched between two guys. Clothes on, thank you very much. I'm not telling about the last time.
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I drink very rarely, but it is time to take me home when I start dancing on the table. The worst was the night I was in a wet tshirt contest & didn't remember anything the next day. I didn't win, my then bf told me I got second place, which isn't too bad when you consider I don't have a lot of curves. The memories of youth-lol.
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Welcome back Luscious, you had me worried.
Let's not get into table dancing, ok? The base I was stationed at in England was one of the ones they used as a stopover for the guys (and girls) coming back from Desert Storm. Far too many table top memories...
How do I know when I'm drunk? I get hammered in stages.
1. I get quiet. (1 drink)
2. I get silly (2 to 4 drinks)
3. I get unbelievably horny. (5 drinks)
4. I get sleepy. (6 drinks)
5. I get sick. (7+)
Generally, I stop at #3 and never go past #4. As for not feeling well, drink lots of juice and don't listen to Expertise, stay away from greasy anything.
Let's not get into table dancing, ok? The base I was stationed at in England was one of the ones they used as a stopover for the guys (and girls) coming back from Desert Storm. Far too many table top memories...
How do I know when I'm drunk? I get hammered in stages.
1. I get quiet. (1 drink)
2. I get silly (2 to 4 drinks)
3. I get unbelievably horny. (5 drinks)
4. I get sleepy. (6 drinks)
5. I get sick. (7+)
Generally, I stop at #3 and never go past #4. As for not feeling well, drink lots of juice and don't listen to Expertise, stay away from greasy anything.
