HOW do you get laid

[sexy-girl]

we've had how often, when, and did you but i dont think we've had how


i find it strange to reply to those threads because having a steady girlfriend pretty much makes it easy for me to get laid when we're in the right mood and shes not away ... so how do you get laid is it with your wife/husband boyfriend/girlfriend or do you seek out one night stands ... have a regular sex partner or new everytime ?

 

[Mensa]

Easy

I slowly cruise certain neighbourhoods with a C-note in my hand. Works every time!

 

[stargazer76]

Gosh....

I thought you were going to ask for positions....I was trying to figure out exactly how to answer that, and whether to assign percentages based on how often we use that particular position....but since that's not your question...

*clearing throat*

I'm married, so I generally get laid when I'M in the mood. The hubby is ALWAYS in the mood, so it doesn't take much to get him interested.

 

[Dillinger]

Hiw do you get laid?

I don't - I'm married.

 

[April]

*sigh* Yeah, same here.

 

[Black_Spider]

Hello

 

[Mensa]

Re: Re: HOW do you get laid

I don't - I'm married.

Why do you think I slowly cruise certain neighbourhoods with a C-note in my hand?

 

[April]

Wonder if the C-note would work for me?

 

[Willing and Unsure]

with my boyfriend...

 

[Simply Me]

When that plane from the U.K. makes its way to the U.S. and only then.

 

[riff]

TRULY BRILLIANT!

I slowly cruise certain neighbourhoods with a C-note in my hand. Works every time!

My congratulations to you, Sir/Madame.

Cash is as good as money in the bank. Better, really.

 

[Azwed]

Steady girlfriend. I have not been single since i was 15. I got out of one long term relationship and went right into another.

 

[notenufsx4me]

how do i get laid?

NAKED!

 

[pabloback]

When that plane from the U.K. makes its way to the U.S. and only then.

with me on it yeehar

 

[Beebeeblue]

HOw do I get laid??

Strip down and say, "Honey, wanna do it?"

 

[Shylady]

I simply say to my husband, "hey you interested?"

Works everytime

 

[Comshaw]

posted by Mensa:
Re: HOW do you get laid

Originally posted by Dillinger

I don't - I'm married.

Why do you think I slowly cruise certain neighbourhoods with a C-note in my hand?
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Awwww, poor babies!


Me? My wife jumps my bones a couple of times during the week. My girlfriend does the same on the weekends. Damn life is good!

 

[Basia]

I usually turn off the lights, turn on my raido... then I kick off my shoes and just.... Oh.... You mean that...

Well then.... my fieoncé lives in the appartment above from the one that I live in with my parents (yes, I still live at home... >,<). He works nights, but on the days that I don't have to go to school, I wait up in his room for him. He's dead tired when he gets home, but I usually keep him up untill sunrise.

 

[Latina]

If I really, REALLY need his sweet loving, I dress-up sexy. Like last night, I wore the all-black one-piece mini cocktail dress he bought me a few months ago, that unzips ALL the way down the front. And I stretched out face-up on the bed as I waited for him to brush his teeth. Lucky for me, he had the same idea as me, and he emerged from the bathroom in his black and white tuxedo G-string with the black bowtie on the front. Our outfits got things started. I had only black satin panties under the dress, his tongue and teeth got very playful for quite a while before those panties got pushed aside and later skimmed down my legs! Breathlessly whispering "Eat me RIGHT through my pretty little panties!" seems to be a very effective way to get started on getting laid! Soon enough, it was MY mouth's turn to focus on HIS G-string and the tasty treat peeking out from beneath.

Sometimes, I don't even have to TRY when I need some lovin'. I wake up on my side, and he's also on his side, and his hard cock is pressed into the crack between my ass cheeks. If I'm not in the mood (rare), I roll away from him on the bed, and I go back to sleep. But I am usually receptive, and I indicate it by pushing my ass back hard against his cock while reaching my arm behind me to stroke his thighs. That's another way I get started on getting laid.

Being married and deeply in love and in bed together each night means you get it pretty much whenever you want it, which for me means AT LEAT 5 times a week. Of course, it's not ALWAYS in bed, I've been known to get randy with him in waterfalls (my favorite), in the woods, in a Jacuzzi, in a remote corner of a mall, on a couch, on the kitchen floor, in the shower (I love standing behind him in the shower, hugging his waist from behind and letting both hands encircle and soap-up his manhood), even on our front-porch swing...anywhere anytime the mood strikes. I'm PROUD of my capacity to be slutty with him.

-- Latina