How do i stop this from happening?

[SouthernDom]

I'm still trying to figure out just what happened last night and what to do about it?

She came to visit me last night without without warning and what happened next still leaves me with a tingling sensation!

She caught me sleeping naked on a hot summer's night and shamelessly began her ministrations on my manhood without warning or permission.

She sensed i would be reluctant and would'nt likely give permission for such an act, she intended to used her hungry mouth to take the fluid treasure she must have in greedy fashion.

By the time i realized what was happening she had her way with me and had drained me in the process.

I drifted deeper into sleep........still not sure if this was just a dream.

When i awoke i looked for her everywhere.........but sadly,she was gone without a trace.

The marks on my body and the stained sheets are the only physical reminders of the ravashing that she placed upon me without my permission in my semiconscious state.

Tonight i have a plan for her return.........
















You DAMNED pesky mosquito!

 

[Guest]

 

[M's girl]

change the lock on the door

You got that right!

Wrong board...Southern?

 

[Eilan]

You DAMNED pesky mosquito!

That really, um, sucks!

 

[M's girl]

That really, um, sucks!

It sure does.....

That's what I said.... wrong board.
Lit does not allow bestiality

 

[Guest]

 

[Mary Hall]

How is that a how to question?

 

[M's girl]

How is that a how to question?

Nobody knows.

That's what I said. Wrong board

 

[M's girl]

Wait a minute, how do you know it was a 'she'?

Although..... we could always change it into How To know if a mosquito is a he or she.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[M's girl]

I think the underlying question is: How does he keep presumed female mosquitos from biting him on the penis while he sleeps naked?

Good question.

Of course there are several options.

a] have someone guard your penis all night
b] dip your penis in lemonjuice before dozing off (although I have better ideas, but they are less affective)
c] lure female mosquitos away from the 'target' (leave credit card and car keys lying around - of course that leaves the male (gay???) part to take a chance)

Hmmmm.... difficult

 

[Ezzy]

I think the underlying question is: How does he keep presumed female mosquitos from biting him on the penis while he sleeps naked?

Because according to this article it is only the females who have the mouthparts (in the yellow box with the title little fly).

 

[M's girl]

Because according to this article it is only the females who have the mouthparts (in the yellow box with the title little fly).

Yuck and damn!

 

[Guest]

 

[emap]

Oh bad Ezzy, I was going to point that out.

I swear i don't know about you guys, not knowing that the only mosquito's you see or that bite are the females.

 

[Guest]

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

You DAMNED pesky mosquito!

lol

 

[Bobmi357]

Wow! I've never experienced that in such a manner before, but you obviously do have a problem.

Here's Bob's patented solution.

Sleep with a baseball bat handy. When this midnight visitor arrives to ravage your oh so innocent body, push her off and whack yourself with the bat really hard in your nuts.

This will have several effects.

1) It will contaminate your fluid treasure by mixing it with blood.
2) It will make that stiffy into a softy in no time at all.
3) It will scare the living shit of her and you'll never see her again.

I'm sure if you take photos, or better yet, a movie and send it to Giuness, you might get into the book of world records. Don't ask the category.

Have a nice day.

 

[Eilan]

I miss Scaly.

 

[Cathleen]

Me too, very much.

 

[bobsgirl]

Me three.

 

[wicked woman]

We're going to have a congo line soon.