How do I get my own Literotica acocunt?

[Latina]

Since Latina and I share the same computer, I just hijack her Literotica account when I feel like posting here.

I haven't figured out how to get Literotica to accept two accounts from the same computer. Does anyone know how to do this? Because I feel funny posting with Latina's quote at the bottom:

"Cocks are like snowflakes: no two are exactly alike, they are all so BEAUTIFUL, and it is so VERY exciting when you can catch one on the tip of your tongue."

By the way, I think this quote is a paraphrase of something comedienne Margart Cho once said. I think my wife added the last phrase to the quote. Am I happy she thinks like that? Damned right! Do I want to use my wife's tag line and appear to be gay? NO!

Frank

 

[Valdimer]

Ummm, just log Latina out, and then register under a name you choose. I have two accounts on my comp, and we have no problem signing in or out.

 

[Guest]

_ Uh, is that your HUGE COCK, Frank, honey?

I'd LOVE to TASTE you CUMMING on my tongue, too!

 

[Latina]

Thanks, Vladimer_79. I'll try your suggestion.

To Frankly_interested, yes, that's us in the Avatar. I'm flattered by your offer, but as you can see by the Avatar, we are VERY happily married. Funny, no woman I dated before my wife, ever cared enough to get past my bookish "nerdy" appearance & personality. Latina saw beneath that, literally and figuratively (she aggressively seduced me into bed on our 4th date--that is, she let me kiss her, lick her all over, and eat her out, then she reciprocated, tugging off my pants and sucking so skillfully and passionately, and that night, we wound up doing EVERYTHING from frantic fucking to 69 to you name it).

Not to brag, but I've always had a pretty big cock, such as compared to other kids I would see in my high school gym (yes, I looked at them to mentally compare how I measured up, teenage nerdy guys worry about stuff like that), but she is the first and only to see and handle it. I saw my dad naked a couple of times, he seemed bigger to me when I was young but that could have been because he was uncircumcized. Now that I have my Latina's love and lust, I don't need or want anyone else. I've looked at some of her Playgirl magazines, and many of the men in there don't seem all that big, although once in a while they feature a guy who makes my 8" look SMALL. But more than the length, I think it's the fact that I'm a full 2" across is what makes it look so big. Then, too, I'm 5'10" to her 5'2" so I do look big compared to her hand and mouth around me in this photo. Of course, my love and lust for her is another reason I look so big and hard here!

Thanks, again, for your very flattering offer.

Frank

 

[Guest]

Oh for fucks sake. Have you any, I repeat any, idea how pathetic you sound. "Oh yes, me and my big cucumber keeps my little woman happy. Yup, yup, look at me. " Well, here's a reality check bucky. You're fucking pictures are different every time you say, yes, this is us. Check back to your wedding photos. Unless both of you had an overhaul, yeah, tits, weight, face, & haircolor, post your downloads under something else. Barbie sucking you off is getting really tiring.

Never forget, you posted the photo of the tuxedo underwear. EWW. Not the same people, ever.

 

[Siren]

Unbelievable.........hey, reality Check time

 

[Guru]

 

[Cheyenne]

Who cares if Latina/Frank/whoever are pretending? We're ALL pretending. Aren't we?

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=54316

Is it me or does your comment here about "pretending" not exactly fit together with your thread "liar, liar?" So which is it?

 

[Gilly Bean]

You know, I was going to say something bout the pic just not looking right, but I didn't want to seem bitchy. Thank you, guys, for beating me to it!

 

[Saturn Return]

are you asking for advice?

'Haven't figured out how to have two accounts' implies that you at least tried a few different ways.


Wipe your cookies.

Empty Recycle Bin

Log back in

Create new account..with your own name.

Voila!

If you go into your control panel..you can turn cookies off..meaning that you have to put in your name and password everytime you try to post or read pm's.


Then might I suggest that you find something else to post about.
Anything.
It's as if you cut and paste the same post..

Oh..one more thing, if I may?

You might want to stop posting all those photos that to any naked eye are very different people.

Have you seen all the threads pertaining to exactly that?


I really would like to see you adapt into the board rather than be talked about...and ridiculed.

You seem to want to stay and play...

 

[Guru]

 

[Guru]

 

[Gilly Bean]

I think what they are pointing out, is that reguardless, people who lie are doing it with the intetnion of decieving others. On-line, they are given the saftey of not actually knowing the person they are lying to.

The point about the two different threads was that on one it was being condemed, and on the other, condoned.

I don't see a difference between the two types. The person/s is still lying with the intent to decieve the other person. How is it different on whether its a personal fantasy, or if it is a childish prank? Either way the other persons feelings stand the chance of being hurt in the process if they find out what they thought was true, isn't.

 

[Guru]