How do I get my Aunt to fuck me?

[TorontoSex]

ok, I'm 19 and she is I around her early to mid 30's..nice fat ass and big tits..I've wanted to fuck her since I was 15. She is the only person I want to have any type of incest with..she isn't blood related, but married into our family.

Does anybody have an idea about how I can let her know I want one night of fucking..hell 20 minutes of fucking with her?

I'm really into fucking my aunt..i stole a pair of her dirt white panties from her laundry basket and suck on the crotch when I masterbait.

I really want my cock up her ass


anybody have a plan?

 

[Problem Child]

You suck the crotch of your aunt's dirty panties? You need counseling, not a rendesvous with incest.

 

[lavender]

 

[Rubyfruit]

I really want my cock up her ass

I'll be your aunt.

Ruby

 

[Problem Child]

Wait Lavy, I've got a better idea...wait till the next family reunion, and get her really drunk on tequila and then drag her into the broom closet. Pull her orthopedic panty hose and granny briefs down. Fuck her in the ass real hard. When she start moaning and telling you to stop, don't...it just means she's loving it.

Send flash photos to your uncle. He'll think it's cool and want to have a three way.

 

[Mischka]

Pull her orthopedic panty hose and granny briefs down.

Do all the mid 30 year olds you know wear orthopedic hose and granny panties? We need to take you out more often.

 

[TorontoSex]

that's not funny

 

[Problem Child]

Do all the mid 30 year olds you know wear orthopedic hose and granny panties? We need to take you out more often.

His does. She's got a walker with Limp Bizkit stickers on it too.

 

[lavender]

 

[sigh]

anybody have a plan?

hmmm...i'd say it's time to find a life...you used to be able to buy one out of the sears catalog, but nowadays it seems you can find everything at walmart

or super k

if you live in the midwest, farm & fleet keeps lives behind the tire desk, and they're always cheap

 

[modest mouse]

What day will this all be played out on Springer?

I want to be able to set the VCR, then watch the tape with my family over the holidays and say: "I knew him when he had only dreamed of banging his aunt."

Please let me know the timeing, anything that helps me get through the Holiday banter is welcome.

 

[Problem Child]

Or how about this: schedule Auntie for a colo-rectal exam. Drive her to the appointment, and while she's bent over the exam table, sneak up behind her and give her the high hard one. You'll have to pay off the doc so he'll let you slip in unnoticed, but if you look up a Dr. Oliver Closoff, and schedule with his office, this should be no problem. Now remember, you'll need some scrubs and a surgical mask so she won't get suspicious.

And while you're at it, give her a breast exam. She'll love you for it!

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Or how about this: schedule Auntie for a colo-rectal exam. Drive her to the appointment, and while she's bent over the exam table, sneak up behind her and give her the high hard one. You'll have to pay off the doc so he'll let you slip in unnoticed, but if you look up a Dr. Oliver Closoff, and schedule with his office, this should be no problem. Now remember, you'll need some scrubs and a surgical mask so she won't get suspicious.

And while you're at it, give her a breast exam. She'll love you for it!

You are so cruel but, I think, fair
You save me the trouble

 

[lavender]

 

[sigh]

(this was actually a case in our criminal law book ...how stupid can women be?)

wait a minute...do you mean he was lying?

ack, i feel like such a fool

 

[Problem Child]

While we're on the medical theme, why not a dentist? He could tell her to lay on the chair belly down because he needs to work on her molars from the back.

 

[TorontoSex]

ok forget I said anything

 

[lavender]

 

[Natalie Nessus]

ok forget I said anything

If you insist

 

[Rubyfruit]

You all are so cruel. I feel that my chances of getting Toronto's hard cock up my ass are diminishing by the minute now. *pout*

Ruby

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: How do I get my Aunt to fuck me?

Well, in all seriousness, I have a ghetto bootay and some larger than average tatas, maybe we can work something out.

Are you a virgin? I assume you are. If so, all the better. I love my men inexperienced. I love having the opportunity to tell them exactly what I want and help them over all the little hurdles of learning how to please me. Also, I like younger men. Yes, it's true. I'm a cradle robber.

So, PM me. I'll let you call me Auntie!

If you don't have any soiled underwear to send him, you can borrow some of mine.

 

[lavender]

 

[lavender]

Re: Re: Re: How do I get my Aunt to fuck me?

 

[Marxist]

[B
He'd fuck his aunt, but the chance of fucking lavy-poo isn't appealing? I think I need to become a non-sexual being. [/B]

This from a nekkid chick on a trike.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Ack! I just woke up, and I missed ALL the fun!

-sobs-