How do I become a hooker?

[JRaven]

Okay, so I'm reading the comics on Yahell. One of the advertisements on the site has the head line: How do I become a? It then has icons for Nurse, Accountant, Social Worker, etc.

My idea is this: A middle aged wife and mother sees a spam message in her in box with the above title. Thinking that to be a hooker is simply a matter of screwing strangers for money, she gets curious and opens the email. She hopes that it's not a virus or pictures of a bunch of naked bimbos.

It's often been said that to be a good wife, a woman must be a chef in the kitchen, a hostess in the living room, a nanny with the children, and hooker in the bedroom.
There are plenty of cooking classes, entertainment books, and books on how to raise kids. But where do you learn to be that hooker in your husband's bed?
Classes will soon be starting in your area. Learn how to really please your man. Most men stray to get the sex they want. Learn how to be the one giving him more than he ever thought he'd get!

Now the woman is really intrigued. She clicks the link to check out the website. It stresses that the classes are not about prostitution but how a woman can please a husband. The classes are being held at fitness club that caters only to women. So it bills under that name so that a woman can keep her new found knowledge a secret except for when she uses that knowledge in the bedroom. Finally, she decides to go ahead and sign up.

On the first day of class, the woman notices that there are no men at all present. There are other classes going on, but they're all women. This makes her feel a little more at ease.

The class is lead by a perky woman that continues to stress the class isn't about prostitution. The class has about ten other women students of different ages, races, some skinny, some large. Introductions are made, some rules are gone over (turn cell phones off), and a basic overview of what will be taught.

In the second class, the teacher explains that every one needs to be more comfortable about their nudity. She starts to take off her clothes and tells the class to take off clothes as well. The teacher takes hers off in a very seductive manner while the students take their's off in a more embarrassed manner. The teacher explains that it's not enough to just take off your clothes, you need to strip for your husband. For the rest of the class, she explains different ways to seductively strip.

The third class, the teacher again explains stripping techniques while she strips for the class. Then she has each student go up and strip for the class. The teacher informs the class that they will start each class with stripping.

What else happens? How are the classes taught? Does the story include just the classes, or does it also include the protagonist's attempts to use her new found knowledge in the bedroom? Or on a street corner?

For answers, think about what you'd like to learn from such a class or what you'd like your wife to learn. Then add those thoughts to this thread so that I know what to include in the story!

Jenny

 

[Storyfeller]

You started well but then petered out.

Speaking personally, I would find the idea of such classes for a woman who just wants to improve her technique as dull as ditchwater.

If, on the other hand, we're talking about a 'Belle de Jour' type situation with a woman who is dissatisfied by her sex life and wants to become a pro, unbeknownst to spouse and family, then we might be in business.

The classes themselves are an interesting idea but we should be talking about darker motives than the one you've mentioned.

 

[RodSamson42]

I agree with Storyfeller. When you said "hooker classes", I pictured a darker image than what you're proposing. I see her signing up to be a prostitute, thinking it would be funny. The next thing you know, strange men are showing up at the door with money and her husband is becoming suspicious. When she doesn't perform, a pimp comes in to frighten her, explaining that he is out some money and a customer. Confused and ashamed, the wife toys with the idea and eventually gives in.

 

[JRaven]

Sorry about it petering out. I'd started writing the idea and had gotten to class 6 when the students actually striptease in front of other men when I decided that I was writing too much for just posting a story idea. My thought is that as the class progresses, they do more and more with the men.

"The reason a prostitute is such a pro at giving fellatio is because she's sucked a lot of dicks. If you want to give your husband fellatio like a pro, you're going to have to suck a lot of dicks. Here in class, you'll be able to do that without your husband finding out how you've learned."

I'd also thought about changing the teacher to be a man. He teaches them various techniques by having the women practice on him. But, I didn't much like that idea. The women would open up more with a woman teacher.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Sorry about it petering out. I'd started writing the idea and had gotten to class 6 when the students actually striptease in front of other men when I decided that I was writing too much for just posting a story idea. My thought is that as the class progresses, they do more and more with the men.

"The reason a prostitute is such a pro at giving fellatio is because she's sucked a lot of dicks. If you want to give your husband fellatio like a pro, you're going to have to suck a lot of dicks. Here in class, you'll be able to do that without your husband finding out how you've learned."

I'd also thought about changing the teacher to be a man. He teaches them various techniques by having the women practice on him. But, I didn't much like that idea. The women would open up more with a woman teacher.

No, no, I think you're on the right track. But as she progresses to other men, she begins to wonder if perhaps she shouldn't quit coming. That's when she is shown the tapes of her giving these strange men head and discovers that the gym is a front for a white slavery ring and the instructor is the local madam. She's told to report to a large home in a painfully respectable neighborhood and given to a man for his night's entertainment. At the end he tips her generously and tells her he wants to seen her again in a week.

 

[Monazwx]

Actually, for a class about women wanting to be hookers, I figured a male teacher would be best, as he would be 'closer to type' if you catch my drift. His 'girls' would perform on him (to practice), with the 'outstanding performers' getting 'rewards' and the 'slow learners' receiving 'punishments'. He could bring in guys, as test subjects, who could later become johns for the women and the teacher himself could graduate into their pimp. (oh wow, I may have to write this up myself)

 

[JRaven]

I really love the way an idea thrown out there can garner so many different responses, quite different than the original idea. Just look at an original post and then skip to the 100th post to see my point.

Actually, I was thinking that the protagonist would continue the classes but except for learning with the men in the class, she would only use the lessons to really please her husband. When she strips for him and he asks "where did you learn that?", she only replies that she's taking classes.

When she gives him mind blowing oral and he asks, she simply says, "I've been taking classes." Finally, they get a sitter and spend the night in a hotel. She really rocks his world. When he's completely spent, he asks, "just what kind of classes have you been taking?"

"I've been taking classes on how to be a hooker for your husband. Trust me, they're not that easy. I had to go through four men before I could master keeping my sphincter relaxed enough so that the anal you just had wouldn't hurt."

oops The is out of the bag now...

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I really love the way an idea thrown out there can garner so many different responses, quite different than the original idea. Just look at an original post and then skip to the 100th post to see my point.

Actually, I was thinking that the protagonist would continue the classes but except for learning with the men in the class, she would only use the lessons to really please her husband. When she strips for him and he asks "where did you learn that?", she only replies that she's taking classes.

When she gives him mind blowing oral and he asks, she simply says, "I've been taking classes." Finally, they get a sitter and spend the night in a hotel. She really rocks his world. When he's completely spent, he asks, "just what kind of classes have you been taking?"

"I've been taking classes on how to be a hooker for your husband. Trust me, they're not that easy. I had to go through four men before I could master keeping my sphincter relaxed enough so that the anal you just had wouldn't hurt."



That's one alternative, certainly. Another would be that once she's been blackmailed into "the life" she finds that her next John is her hubby who's absolutely delighted that his original plan has worked out so well. Now she and her best friends are all pro's and getting shared, for money, by all their spouses as well as the high-paying walk-in traffic. And they've gotten very, very good at it.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I really love the way an idea thrown out there can garner so many different responses, quite different than the original idea. Just look at an original post and then skip to the 100th post to see my point.

Actually, I was thinking that the protagonist would continue the classes but except for learning with the men in the class, she would only use the lessons to really please her husband. When she strips for him and he asks "where did you learn that?", she only replies that she's taking classes.

When she gives him mind blowing oral and he asks, she simply says, "I've been taking classes." Finally, they get a sitter and spend the night in a hotel. She really rocks his world. When he's completely spent, he asks, "just what kind of classes have you been taking?"

"I've been taking classes on how to be a hooker for your husband. Trust me, they're not that easy. I had to go through four men before I could master keeping my sphincter relaxed enough so that the anal you just had wouldn't hurt."

oops The is out of the bag now...

That's one alternative, certainly. Another would be that once she's been blackmailed into "the life" she finds that her next John is her hubby who's absolutely delighted that his original plan has worked out so well. Now she and her best friends are all pro's and getting shared, for money, by all their spouses as well as the high-paying walk-in traffic. And they've gotten very, very good at it.

 

[pellso27]

it's the oldest profession know to man. I say find a guy who wants to fuck you and tell him your price. I will be willing to help you out if needed.

 

[JRaven]

it's the oldest profession know to man. I say find a guy who wants to fuck you and tell him your price. I will be willing to help you out if needed.

Great! So how much do you want me to pay you?

Oh wait, is it suppose to work the other way around?

Jenny

 

[pellso27]

Great! So how much do you want me to pay you?

Oh wait, is it suppose to work the other way around?

Jenny

I'm already an excellent hooker, thank you...I will take 5$ from you and then give you an extra 50$ if you swallow.


Jeff

 

[wife2hotblk]

I actually liked the original story idea...I think alot of other women would too. In fact I might steal the whole business idea...LOL.

Another lesson...How to suck cock...using either cucumbers or dildos

Teabagging techniques...

Rimming...

Controlling your PC muscles...have to pick up an object using your fanny/vagina

Basically anything that men are afraid to ask their wives to do...

And yes I thnk she should have to go home and practice what she learned on her husband.

 

[Jack_Samuel]

Great idea Raven,

and i agree that throwing an idea out here is a great way to garner opinions. but please remember there only our opinions. dont let them ruin your vision for how the story goes.

Everyone seems to prefer a different type of story and i like the slow burner that you have described. i think it could be many chapters of a hot romance and with good character devlopment you could be onto a winner

 

[JRaven]

I actually liked the original story idea...I think alot of other women would too. In fact I might steal the whole business idea...LOL.

If you make millions on the idea, I get free classes!

Basically anything that men are afraid to ask their wives to do...

Exactly!!
Everything a man wishes his wife would do, but is afraid to ask of her. The whole premise is that the woman learns to be a hooker in the bedroom for her husband.

 

[JRaven]

Great idea Raven,

and i agree that throwing an idea out here is a great way to garner opinions. but please remember there only our opinions. dont let them ruin your vision for how the story goes.

Everyone seems to prefer a different type of story and i like the slow burner that you have described. i think it could be many chapters of a hot romance and with good character devlopment you could be onto a winner

Thanks, Jack.

I don't let much get in the way of a story. Everybody's opinion is important to me, even if I disagree with it. Some times they tell me what do to with a story, sometimes they tell me what not to do with a story. But they always tell me what readers like.

So what would you like your wife to know/do in the bedroom for you that you're afraid to ask for?

Jenny

 

[wife2hotblk]

It really sounds like you have a winner in terms of some of the romance erotica publishers. I hope you do this...and keep me posted. Ask if you need any pointers on the things I suggested. Although I'm sure you know all about tea bagging and rimming.

 

[dragonmaster666]

Well, I think I speak for alot of men when I say, I want this story!

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

... So what would you like your wife to know/do in the bedroom for you that you're afraid to ask for?

Bring me a cup of coffee in the morning instead of sending me downstairs to fetch her a cup of tea!

... It's often been said that to be a good wife, a woman must be a chef in the kitchen, a hostess in the living room, a nanny with the children, and hooker in the bedroom. ...

Here in Wales we say a good wife is "sharp in the market, devout in the chapel, and wild in the bed". I think that it says something about our way of life that it ignores the hostess and the nanny bit, in favour of the religious element.

 

[miwoodsman]

This is actually a great idea.

I think the teacher would have to be a woman just to set the students' minds at ease. As the lessons progress, though, a man (or men) will have to be brought for the students to learn about certain activities.

Maybe a gay man could be brought in to teach about blow jobs, giving his perspective on both sides of the issue, as it were.

Go write it !




I'm waiting...

-lgreenwood

 

[JRaven]

This is actually a great idea.

I think the teacher would have to be a woman just to set the students' minds at ease.

As a woman, I tend to agree.

As the lessons progress, though, a man (or men) will have to be brought for the students to learn about certain activities.

Thought of that. There are classes that have started in different weeks. The husbands of the women teachers are assistant teachers. One of the tasks is to suck off all of those husbands (five in the story). After all, a pro becomes a pro because she has sucked a lot of dicks!

Maybe a gay man could be brought in to teach about blow jobs, giving his perspective on both sides of the issue, as it were.

Being a straight woman, I've always thought of gay men as 'competition'. I never would have thought of that! I like the idea. I'm just not sure how to write the character in.
Thanks for some great ideas!

Jenny

 

[emap]

Oh jenny your silly the gay man would come in and demonstrate the proper technique. Well granted there are like five different ones, the proper being the guys own preference, but since you said there are 5 guys, he could demonstrate a different technique each class or roll them all into one changing recipient lesson.

Though something occurs to me at this point, guys unless they are teenagers need at least 30 minutes to recover from an orgasm and get it up again, so the class kinda needs to be small, like 5 gals, or there are teenage sons there. Granted I'm being realistic if you don't bother with the needing to recover bit and don't mind the comments you can have 30 gals per class.

 

[JRaven]

Oh jenny your silly the gay man would come in and demonstrate the proper technique. Well granted there are like five different ones, the proper being the guys own preference, but since you said there are 5 guys, he could demonstrate a different technique each class or roll them all into one changing recipient lesson.

Though something occurs to me at this point, guys unless they are teenagers need at least 30 minutes to recover from an orgasm and get it up again, so the class kinda needs to be small, like 5 gals, or there are teenage sons there. Granted I'm being realistic if you don't bother with the needing to recover bit and don't mind the comments you can have 30 gals per class.

Hi emap!
As the story is progressing so far, the class starts out at ten students. After a few instruction only classes, the women are taught how to striptease. The students strip one by one in front of the class. One student drops out, not wanting to get naked in front of the class. The next class, the men are brought in to provide a man's critque of the womens' techniques. More drop out. By the time fellatio is being taught, only five remain. Two of the women agree to practice on the men. The other women just watch. When they're on their second dick, the protagonist changes her mind and sucks off the fifth guy.

One of the more difficult things not to write into the story is to turn it into one big orgy. I'm trying to write it such that a couple of students like a particular guy and are eager to get to the fucking lessons. A couple of them are okay to watch, but refuse to actually touch any of the men. Our protagonist tends to flip flop between the two. As she watches, she reasons with herself as she gets aroused. Then she finally relents.

Jenny
PS: My husband wants to be a teaching assistant!

 

[miwoodsman]

Hi emap!
As the story is progressing so far, the class starts out at ten students. After a few instruction only classes, the women are taught how to striptease. The students strip one by one in front of the class. One student drops out, not wanting to get naked in front of the class. The next class, the men are brought in to provide a man's critque of the womens' techniques. More drop out. By the time fellatio is being taught, only five remain. Two of the women agree to practice on the men. The other women just watch. When they're on their second dick, the protagonist changes her mind and sucks off the fifth guy.

One of the more difficult things not to write into the story is to turn it into one big orgy. I'm trying to write it such that a couple of students like a particular guy and are eager to get to the fucking lessons. A couple of them are okay to watch, but refuse to actually touch any of the men. Our protagonist tends to flip flop between the two. As she watches, she reasons with herself as she gets aroused. Then she finally relents.

Jenny
PS: My husband wants to be a teaching assistant!

Yeah, avoiding an orgy scene would be best as it would detract from the original intent of the class and the story. Perhaps when the men are brought in the teacher could lay down some ground rules so things don't get out of hand, as it were.

I like the protagonist waffling between watching and doing - it creates a nice internal conflict.

-lg

 

[emap]

Yeah I can understand the waffling bit, I'd probably waffle for maybe 10 minutes then dive right into sucking one or more off.

It is a class to improve my abilities in bed, and I'm finding myself wishing they had these classes somewhere nearby though I'm sure he wouldn't let me go, he knows me to well.